Corrupt-a-Wish page 424

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Granted, Immortal7777 will grant it.

I wish I could choose when I die. I am immortal until I truely want to die.

 
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Granted, but you’ll spend the rest of your life in a torture chamber. you may wish to die sooner than you think…
I wish for a potato

 
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granted but it explodes when you touch it

I wish for moar jelly beans

 
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Granted, you get “moar” jelly beans. In fact too many jelly beans. you suffocate.
I wish for a hamster

 
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Granted, but it appears fossilized in a rock.

I wish for a wad of tinfoil.

 
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Granted, you get a wad of tin that foils every plan you make. Tin-Foil!
I wish for butter

 
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You get “I can’t believe its not butter!”

I wish for olive oil.

 
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Granted, you get Olive Oil, that really bitchy woman from Pop-Eye
I wish for 1 million dollars!

 
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granted but it is in wheat (fight hunger!)

I wish for less hunger

 
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Granted, Dead men dont have hunger.
I wish for a Pikachu

 
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Your Pikachu touches a thunderstorm then you get a shitty Riachu.

 
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Granted, don’t know what you wished, ZombiestookmyTV, but is granted. Then is ungranted

I wish for water

 
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You get a picture of water, And its 3d.

I wish for a Charizard

 
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Granted, you get burnt like ash. I dont mean the trainer Ash, I mean real ash.
I wish for doom.

 
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Granted,you get doomed.
i wish that my save files did not delete themselves.

 
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Ok, here it is

I wish for Wolfstein

 
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Ninja’d.

Granted, they delete you now.

Same wish than before

 
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Originally posted by hangman95:

Granted, UmbraCanis gets banned :3
I wish that my wish is not granted by UmbraCanis

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Granted, Immortal7777 will grant it.

I wish I could choose when I die. I am immortal until I truely want to die.

you do know that the wishes are ment to be corrupted right?

granted but he turns into an actual wolf
i wish for all wishes to be corrupted

 
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Granted, and now God sighs at you and strikes you down with thunder for making such a stupid wish
I wish for bacon

 
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granted it is burned
i wish for clean glasses

 
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Granted, but they got cleaned with a laser that burns your eyes.

I wish for the elder scrolls VI

 
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granted but it self-destoctuts

i wish for a mad man

 
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Granted but he’s you.

I wish for KFC

 
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Granted, you’re the chicken.

I wish that the Pokemon series dies.

 
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Granted.but a mans accidetally trips on you and you kind of get a Head injury I wish to Make mods stop locking topics for nothing