Corrupt-a-Wish page 432

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Granted. You used up your first wish and now you’ve corrupted your second and Hairball’s wish, so I’m corrupting your wish.
I wish to be able to teleport.

 
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Granted,you accidentally teleported to the Infinity Void.

I wish for bombs.

 
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granted but the bombs have no fuses or detonator device.

i wish for pizza

 
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Granted,you get one rotten one.

I wish for a large phoenix

 
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Granted, but then the phoenix eats you.

I wish someone to post the next post whether I see it or not. (You can’t screw this because if you try, you’ll make my wish come true.)

 
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Granted, but then the post eats you.

I wish for wealth, fame, and glory.

 
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Granted. You become bill gates.

I wish for ultimate power

 
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Granted,but it was so powerful that you turn into dust.

I wish for a fancy top hat

 
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Originally posted by myskybluecap:

Granted,but it was so powerful that you turn into dust.

I wish for a fancy top hat

Granted. Since it was obtained in the ghetto, people start trying to skyrim you for your money.
I wish for a magic genie.

 
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Granted but the genie is a troll and corrupts all your wishes.

I wish for chewing gum

 
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You get gum that can chew! =D

I wish for it to rain gumdrops.

 
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Granted, but the gumdrops are on fire.

I wish for better food to eat.

 
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Granted, but the food is extremely expensive, so you have to pay millions of dollars for a single meal.

I wish that this wish won’t be granted.

 
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Granted, but you are arrested by the Paradox Police and your wish is confiscated and nullified before it is ever made.

I wish for a hot bagel.

 
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Granted, but it his so hot that it burns you.

I wish to be the God.

 
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Granted. You’ve caused the crusades, given countless atrocities an excuse and caused countless wars. Shame on you, asshole.
I wish to be able to do thu’ums.

 
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Granted, but you get something completely different because I don’t know what a thu’um is.

I wish for infinite wishes.

 
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granted but you can only wish for more wishes
I wish that I could do magic and nothing go wrong!

 
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Granted, but your magical power is so weak that you can hardly make an insect float.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

 
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granted
I wish for a paradoxial wish

 
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Hey, you didn’t screw up my wish.

Anyway, your wish is granted, but you are stuck in a paradoxial time loop now.

I wish for invincibility.

 
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Originally posted by mosemizrahi:

Hey, you didn’t screw up my wish.

Anyway, your wish is granted, but you are stuck in a paradoxial time loop now.

I wish for invincibility.

Granted, you are invincible to attacks that occur exactly at 4:00 PM.
I wish for the cure to world hunger.

 
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Granted, but the solution lies in Genetic Modification, so now everybody is full of Genetically Modified Food.

I wish to be the best gamer ever!

 
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Granted, you are now the best gamer ever, now you find most games too simple and quit the life of a gamer.

I wish have the ultimate recipe for banana bread.

 
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Granted, but someone HAD to tell everyone! Now all chefs on the world are fighting a food fight (LOL) for your recipe! IT’S TIME FOR CHEF WRESTLING FEDERATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish to be a servbot, I don’t care if megaman blows me up or my head is used on Dead Rising