Corrupt-a-Wish page 5

Granted, but you die from overexposure to the sun.

I wish for a chocolate bar.

granted but your not allowed to eat the chocalate but you can still buy a beer or two

I wish to attain elightenment

Granted, but nobody knows what it means.

I wish for a beer.

you go to the chocolate bar but all the beer tastes like chocolate there

I wish for world peace

Granted, but it doesn’t last.

I wish for rebirth.

you’re reborn as a dung beetle

I wish for all women to be gorgeous

Once they’re all gorgeous, nobody is gorgeous.

I wish for a prostitute.

you get one after hours of atrocities i am too horrified to describe it turns out she was your own mother

I wish for donut rain

Granted, but a donut hits you and you go to the hospital.

I wish for a pet trogdor :P

Granted, but it’s donuts made of fur.
I wish that your wish gets corrupted.

the donuts are all metal and they squash you! hehe (but you dont die)
I wish to be god so i can godmod all i want

Originally posted by uzzbuzz:

Granted, but a donut hits you and you go to the hospital.

I wish for a pet trogdor :P

Originally posted by WoofieTheSecond:

Granted, but it’s donuts made of fur.
I wish that your wish gets corrupted.

we are all failers

Granted your god of nothing

I wish for $1,000,000 now, in cash, nobody wants to steal it, it’s in my house, It’s not on fire and not in any way inaccessible to me

granted, but they will be made of chocolate.

i wish for pancakes

granted but you lose your sense of taste and smell

I wish for $1,000,000 now, in cash, nobody wants to steal it, it’s in my house, It’s not on fire, not in any way inaccessible to me and is real

granted, but they will be invisible, and are still accessible to you, but no one can see them.

I wish i could sleep

granted but you never wake up

I wish for $1,000,000 now, in cash, nobody wants to steal it, it’s in my house, It’s not on fire, not in any way inaccessible to me, is real and visible

Granted, but you died before you could spend it.
I wish to spontaneously combust.

Granted, but you spontaneously extinguish yourself too.

I wish for a pimp.

granted but he has no hookers

i wish for a delicious book

Granted, but it opens itself inside of you.

I wish for 53782 ninjas to do my bidding.

Originally posted by Drovoxx:

Granted, but it opens itself inside of you.

I wish for 53782 ninjas to do my bidding.

Granted…but you only get 53,781! hahahaha!
I wish for a cheezeburger

Granted, but it’s moldy.

I wish for a hamburger that’s not moldy/old.

Originally posted by Drovoxx:

Granted, but it’s moldy.

I wish for a hamburger that’s not moldy/old.

Granted: however it is on fire.
I wish that I could reply to the person who types the reply to this post.

Granted, but someone else has a chance of ninja’ing you.

I wish to derail this thread.