SIX word story!

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this is a simple one. i start with five words, then somebody else adds puts another 5 (dont quote or re-type, just type the new 5 in quotes [""]), and soon we have a full-blown story! lets get started, eh?
“the adventurer grabbed his sword..”
every 15-20 posts, I will recap whats happened.

 
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And bow and arrow, to

 
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find some animals to kill

 
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and then sell it for

 
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five dollars and spend it

 
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for some new weapons. Now

 
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he killed a goblin and

 
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an army of green goblins

 
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and got a reward. it’s

 
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a super sword that does

 
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Nothing. His name is Alexander.

(His = Adventurer)

 
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He sold the super sword

 
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to a camel-toed hipster with

 
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a camel that was holding

 
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a big bag of crap

 
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that had something hidden inside.

 
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That would make the adventure’s

 
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goal end in three seconds.

 
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but it extended into ninety

 
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seconds and a monster emerged.

 
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The monster proceeded to rape

 
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my whole body. We now

 
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are almost screwed but Xian

 
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the serial killer of obama

 
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Decided to kill me instead.