Real Nice Riddles page 5 (locked)

Pigs.

Aww yea these are pretty easy.

Fun Fact: Pigs are acctually very hygienic creatures.

Originally posted by T6salt:

Pigs.

Aww yea these are pretty easy.

Yes!

Originally posted by FelineForumer:

Fun Fact: Pigs are acctually very hygienic creatures.

Also yes!

Think. Bacon and all the foo you get from pigs smell amazing. And pigs have to be killed to get the amazing smelling food from the pigges.

Pigs don’t smell noticeably worse than other animals. Bacon doesn’t smell noticeably better than beef, chicken or lamb. Riddle is noticeably stupider than other riddles.

This riddle is based around pop-culture and how we percieve certain stuff.
Most people believe pigs are dirty and therefore smell, while on the contrary they are hygienic.
Others believe bacon smells good because that is what most people get up to in the morning, so it is an inviting smell.

So…success in this particular riddle is more a measure of ignorance, not of intelligence? Sorry, it’s just that this riddle and its answer annoy me beyond anything I can explain with logic. It’s a troll riddle.

I have a riddle: They tend to raise unrelated issues—what are they?

So this riddle…stinks?

(see what i did there? you dont? meh?)

It stinks like a dead pig.

The only reason my auntie wasn’t killed was due to her two dogs, a german shepherd and a rottweiler.
she had her appendix burst in the middle of the pen while feeding, and the pigs started to attack her, the dogs held the pigs off for 20 minutes while my uncle and their farm hand could make it to the pen to save her when they realized that she hadn’t come home yet from a 5 minute feed, she had been bitten and decently devoured on her calf and two pigs were dead when my uncle and helper had finally arrived.
Scary stuff…..

Pigs.

So obvious…because I’ve seen that riddle 3 times in the last month [H.O.M.E hosted by abidcool, and 2 other external sources]

Cow works too.

I won’t be posting for a couple days because I am going on a vacation. Sorry!
#12

A mixed number
3 5/7
- 3
5/7

MORE RIDDLE LIKE ANSWER:
A hole.

Not a hole. This riddle was another one I remember from abidcool’s H.O.M.E.

Answer: Wholesome

Awwww… =D

I love the Harvest Moon Cow…

Originally posted by myhome16:

A mixed number
3 5/7
- 3
5/7

Very creative!

Originally posted by DragonArcherZ:
Answer: Wholesome

Correct

Now #13! :)

70

Originally posted by funiax:

70

Yeah!

was that really…
I mean…
I learned this…in third grade…

25 – _ -

Originally posted by SilverEvil:

25 – _ -

He already said it was 70, and it is.

Originally posted by SilverEvil:

25 – _ -

err, dividing by a fraction is the same as multiplying with the opposite fraction, so 30 divided by 1/2 is the same as 30 times 2/1, so that’s 30*2+10=70

Give one apple each to half a person. Infinite food! Problem, world hunger?

…sorry, when you made the icon an orange, I couldn’t resist pulling out that troll math.