Assassination Attempt

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It is simple someone tries to defend themself from a assassion, then the next person finds a way to kill them and defend themself (it can simply be an action that sets off a chain reaction that leads to their death later on, if so list those events), then the next person saves the first person, kills the would-be and defends themself.

So every person after the first 2 will perform 3 actions.

I will start:

I lock myself in a concrete cube buried under 99999999999999 lbs. of dirt with a plant

 
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… Due to the lack of sunlight and water the plant died, I didn’t need to assassinate you.

I have my ninjas protecting me while I go enjoy my life, and they have eagle vision so they know where you are at all times.

 
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There was only a dummy of me in there I was really learning to read minds

because Eagle Vision is so powerful the ninjas can only see 1 in.3 at any time so I just walk up and stab you and your ninjas don’t see me at all

I turn into Superman and destroy all cyrptonite in the Univese

 
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Fortunately, you have neglected to destroy any Kryptonite(although Supramran is now celebrating the final destruction of his one weakness). I therefore impale you with a shard of it. A 3 mile tall, 5 mile wide shard.

I surround myself with magical floating force fieldz. All who try to assassinate me shall instantly die.

 
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I poison the next thing you eat with Blue Ring Octopus venom. Because the magical floating force fields do not prevent poison, you die.

I turn invisible, and any thermal detection systems won’t detect me.

 
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I accidentally ran over you with my car when I was speeding.

I get on top of a Chinese dragon, and fly away happily.

 
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I was only a group of people in a suit and I immidately sniped you

I hire Iorn Man 3.0 to protect me

 
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Iorn Man kills whoever he protects, so I do not need to kill you.

I disappear in a puff of smoke.

 
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I physiccally locate you and hire Boris Baddenoff to kill you

I start hanging out with Rocky And Bullwinkle

 
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Both of them hate you and beat you up.

I have Goku in super saiyan 5 mode to protect me.

 
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I hire Cell to kill both of you ( he’s faster than super saiyan 5 Goku so he wins)

I eat some Jerkioniom

 
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I kill Goku with a flick of my fingers and beat you to death.

I proteect myself with the awesomeness of my ability.;

 
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Originally posted by helltank:

I kill Goku with a flick of my fingers and beat you to death.

I proteect myself with the awesomeness of my ability.;

HEY that has nothing to do with mine!!!

 
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Originally posted by efar:

I hire Cell to kill both of you ( he’s faster than super saiyan 5 Goku so he wins)

I eat some Jerkioniom

We don’t know what that is…

 
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Wait Helltank is posting on my… (faint)

 
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You ninja’d me, is why.

 
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Originally posted by helltank:

You ninja’d me, is why.

what does that mean?

 
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yay I fixed the name without a dictionary

 
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Originally posted by efar:
Originally posted by helltank:

You ninja’d me, is why.

what does that mean?

(This man does not deserve to be on the forums…)

If you post before someone else, and the someone else is replying to the person you are replying to, you Ninja that person.

 
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Originally posted by blakzer:
Originally posted by efar:
Originally posted by helltank:

You ninja’d me, is why.

what does that mean?

(This man does not deserve to be on the forums…)

If you post before someone else, and the someone else is replying to the person you are replying to, you Ninja that person.

Lol I don’t know that many kong words either, someone needs to make a kongregate dictionary.

 
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If you post before someone else, and the someone else is replying to the person you are replying to, you Ninja that person.

(supposed to be a quote)

oh yay

 
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It’s confusing
Cthulhu mythos protects me

 
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Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

It’s confusing
Cthulhu mythos protects me

yes get back to the game

I don’t know who that is

 
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Originally posted by helltank:

I kill Goku with a flick of my fingers and beat you to death.

I proteect myself with the awesomeness of my ability.;

Lol, you can’t fight, SO I killed you.

I hide with my COVENANT ARMADA in outer space.