[Continuous] I Spawn A ... (locked)

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This game is locked but feel free to make one similar to it.

The goal of this game is to spawn something that could defeat the above thing, then write how it defeats it. Just No Chuck norris!

Examples:
I Spawn a dragon.

I Spawn a Knight, It chops off your head.

I Spawn a Hooker, It gives you aids.

I spawn a condom, It gives you protection.

etc etc…


Let me start,
I spawn Ash Ketchum.

 
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I spawn Gary Oak. He defeats your Ash.

 
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I spawn Ion Cannon. It fires and destroys your Gary

 
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I spawn a tank. It blows up your Ion Cannon from behind.

 
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I spawn an Anti-Tank mine, it blows up your tank when you drive over it.

 
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I spawn millions of bombs over your mine, blowing it up into minuscule pieces.

 
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I spawn many bomb squad teams, they disarm the bombs.

 
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I spawn a new drug, making your bomb squad vunlerable and unable to disarm bombs.

 
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I spawn drug sniffing dogs, they alert the police to the new drug

 
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I spawn a T-Rex that eats the dogs

 
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I spawn Spock who rejects the T-rex

 
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I spawn a meteor that hits the T-Rex.

EDIT: ninja’d

 
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I spawn Superman, who pushes the meteor away

 
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I spawn a plasma blaster that blasts Superman to death.

 
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I spawn a cartoon mirror, reflecting your plasma blaster and destroying it!

 
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I spawn a really ugly face, shattering the cartoon mirror

 
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I spawn an assassin to assassinate the ugly face.

 
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I spawn a wire trap, your assassin tips over with it and hits his head with the wall, dying of an internal hemorrhage

 
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I spawn scissors to cut the wire.

 
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I spawn rock, to beat your scissors

 
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i spawn paper to cover your rock

 
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I spawn water, to soak your paper, and eventually break it up.

 
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I spawn a plasma cannon to boil the water away.

 
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I spawn a mirror, it reflects the plasma shot of the the plasma cannon and destroys it by returning the plasma back to its sender.

 
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I spawn a Wikipedia page on plasma and laugh as your mirror is incinerated and your hands burn to a crisp.