I'm comming back *CENSORED*! page 2

Originally posted by DarthBrowser:

Originally posted by lionrecorder:

Originally posted by DarthBrowser:

Me and that one noob who should have slumped over at his computer and died already, LOLGf, will ensure you see the brutal effectiveness of our pwnage before you waste anymore of your oxygen supplies(or, rather, this mysterious “Admin Tom”’s oxygen supplies) attempting to use words to defeat me.

Also lion, my BD story was a beautiful piece of art before the boosting noobs came and ruined it with their homoerotic agendas.

It was actually not bad, but this statement about your epicness is still better. And Wraith….. do you remember blue kiwi?

1. You oldfag, I only played as Wraith back when I was a complete newb, when means you too should have slumped over and died of old age and sleep deprivation by now. And yes, I do remember a certain, easy to mislead player named blue kiwi…;D

2. I have long homed by skills at .com, and kept my mouth shut so no one would know who I am and then spam my kong profile with shouts requesting to be released(if any of you ever that request, the answer – as I have shouted in frustration countless times – is “NO. Now shut up and pay your taxes!”).

3. I shall be bringing ‘Conquered Chat’ back. This means there will officially two chats – My alliance chat, which will probably contain only me and possibly LOLGf, and a merge of world chat and the help channel, which Admin Noob will rename “Conquered Chat”, and all of you will reside in it.

Cheers!

I am old, and i have seen my better days. Did you join earth already?

The key to winning, army build like this.

They key to winning is an army like this.

wat

This thread has just been awarded with this video music;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwrgAnx6Q8

You noobs, I have not joined any world yet, as LOGf is not with me. He is currently spending quality time with his mom and other female relatives. I dare not disturb, lest I walk in and become too traumatized to pwn you all.

Oh Darthy, im ready whenever you are!

Originally posted by LOLGfNoOB:

Oh Darthy, im ready whenever you are!

You better be. I’ve heard you’ve become a staple here in BD…on conquered lists ;(

Gasp

Need some ice with that burn?

When will your “pwn” era start?

Originally posted by KoruptDrummer:

When will your “pwn” era start?

Yea, you need a challenge, right?

Originally posted by KoruptDrummer:

When will your “pwn” era start?

Originally posted by swimmerboy1196:

Originally posted by KoruptDrummer:

When will your “pwn” era start?

Yea, you need a challenge, right?

Browser, Korupt doesn’t mess around, neither does swimmer.

lolz I want to see some old players right now so you guys better come back =.=
and LOLGfNoOB you owe me a sandwich for what happened on fantasy… not even a good fight from you man =.=

You guys are all complete, arrogant loudmouths now, but I have a feeling I’m going to start the era and find my sarcastic companions in this thread as rank 311 conquered noobs getting relocated and nuked during rebellions by their local red boosting newfag. I can just feel it.

As for your inquirery as to when you will find my heel portruding into the back of your necks, it shall be in the first era which begans after I get my new comp(as I mentioned in my first address). I should have the required 1.75 thousand dollars worth of funds by the end of this month, as I am only short 300 and am predicted to gain 350-400 by July 1st.

I started this thread as a coutesy to inform you all of what is coming. I didn’t want to be half-way through the era when this myterious “Admin Tom” comes up to my throne and says all my conquers have accussed me of hacking or boosting 10K reds per day or w/e, so i decided I might as well warn you all of how skilled I am several eras in advance.

Most people would appreciate such a gesture, so they can enjoy their last eras of non-servitude, but aparrently those in attendence so far have no such feelings.

Fortunately, your feelings will not affect your inevitable fate.

Hohoho Korupt and Thrill playing against me and Darth?

Darth, we’re screwed.

Just for the record, I’ll be Korupt’s sub with Ace.

Originally posted by Senatus:

Just for the record, I’ll be Korupt’s sub with Ace.

Darth, The Almighty God of BD has come to aid Korupt and Thrill(not that they need it)
Darth, your good, but these guys are legends of the game.

Originally posted by Senatus:

Just for the record, I’ll be Korupt’s sub with Ace.

Unbalanced much? You should make a third alliance.

PedoI3ear stalking from afar

PS: you can stalk teh pedo back here

LOL

I am obviously the Almighty God of BD, not Senanoob.

Get yo fact straights bro…

Originally posted by Paradoxes:

Was the point of this thread to make BattleDawn forums seem even more retarded then they already do? Because you sure as hell succeeded.

I can feel that burn from over here! Damn!

Also I was just kidding about the sub.

Me being in a sub, really.

Originally posted by saomir9:

[4:27:43 PM] Dan: hai
[4:27:52 PM] Dan: how bd without me
[4:29:42 PM] Θβι ωαη κεηοβι: well, optimus prime has won 2 eras simultaneously, only one he lost was solo
[4:29:53 PM] Θβι ωαη κεηοβι: zeze won solo
[4:29:56 PM] Dan: that noob
[4:30:04 PM] Dan: god
[4:30:09 PM] Dan: Optimus prime
[4:30:14 PM] Dan: is worse then u
[4:30:22 PM] Dan: ten times wors
[4:30:25 PM] Θβι ωαη κεηοβι: YES I AGREE
[4:30:28 PM] Dan: thank god for zeze
[4:30:43 PM] Dan: otherwise i would kill myself

lol