A long time ago their was a place called The Sea of Cats. From this were two cats born. At birth they were abandoned by their mother. Then, a wandering traveller known as Madjedi found them and picked them up. He took good care of them and noted that they were very lengthy. He named one Longcat after this and the opposite one, a black cat, was named Tacgnol. One day they suprised him. He was feeding the 40 feet long cats when a feline voice said in his head " Let us free. We are grown up and eager to explore.". Loving them, he gave them to the ORLY owls who took Longcat to a faraway land known as OT, named after the randomness of the people there, Off Topic. The other went to a place known as SD, where people are serious. The natives worshipped them for their lengthiness. When the two places heard of eachother, they went to war over their differences. Many were killed. When the leader of OT, AlextheGreat13, was mortally wounded, he gave leadership to Longcat. Longcat then charged, using death lasers and swipes of his claws to decimate the enemy. Then when Tacgnol, a noble of SD saw, shot lasers at his brother. They fought until Tacgnol was blasted far away. Then the war ended with no victor. Tacgnol, now trained as a ninja by the lolcats who found him, came back in secret. Then, when Longcat was eating tuna, he ambushed him and ,in a blurry of roundhouse kicks and hisses, much of OT was destroyed. But, however, Tacgnol died. 48 years passed and Longcat became weak and old in his 7458th year in life. Then, Chuck Norris, who is Tacgnols apprentice, kicked the ground 13 times and a young Tacgnol rose from the Earth. Well, a battle capable Tacgnol. Currently Tacgnol is tracking down the meak Longcat to fight him in the final battle of the never finished SD-OT War. In that battle half of the forums will be destroyed.
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