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Can you draw a giant tapeworm with hydrocephalus, armed with a katana or a sai to emphasize what perfect stealth killers its kindred are, with a half-burnt cigarette in its mouth, the ash bending and eventually breaking somewhat in the middle, its eyes having that born-to-kill glare, and an over-all “serious” look about them, crushing in a boa grip a My Little Pony pony, dense foam of its last breaths dropping from its snout, on whose left, covered in haemorrhoids that cripple the viewer’s psyche with disgust for years to come, asscheek would be tattooed a rainbow erecting from a blood-raining cloud and leading to a pot filled with gold, around whom a stoned quadriplegic leprechaun would dance twist, hoping he would amuse the Grim Reaper standing right in front of him well enough for the Reaper to forget his duties for just several more days? Also, there should be sun shining right above the tapeworm’s head. ’Cause world is grim enough as it is.