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Hi, This a series like Sonic For Hire about Shy guy trying to find a job! I will post episodes in this thread so I won’t spam the forum with threads. Feel free to suggest episodes.
**EPISODE 1: EBgames**
Shy guy: “I need to find a job so I can win money. Maybe I could try EBgames…”
Shy guy: “Hi, can I be the cashier?”
Hiring guy: “Sure!”
Then Shy guy start taking the role as a cashier.
Shy guy: “Hi, how can I help you?”
Customer: “I want COD ghost.”
Shy guy: “Uhhh… You want a game about a ghostly COD fish?”
Customer: “NO! I want COD ghost!”
Shy guy: “That’s what I mean! A game about a ghostly COD fish!”
Customer: “NO YOU GODDAMN IDIOT! I WANT MY COD GHOST!!”
Shy guy: “STOP SCREAMING!”
Customer: “My COD ghost! MY COD GHOST!!!”
Shy guy: “GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!”
Customer: “GAMESTOP IS SO MUCH BETTER!”
Shy guy: “Yeah, how about you get out!”
Then the crazy customer leave the shop. Then another customer came inside the shop.
Shy guy: “Hi, welcome to EBgames! How I can help you?”
Customer: “I want GTA5.”
Shy guy: “What is GTA5? Why it has only 3 letters?”
Customer: “Oh come on, do a little effort with your brain.”
Shy guy: “Don’t be so rude with me!”
Customer: “It’s GTA5, everyone know what it mean!”
Shy guy: "I don’t know such game as “GTA5” "
Customer: “Just give me the dang game! I know you are kidding me!”
Shy guy: “No I am not kidding!”
Customer: “Just give me GTA5 you stupid!”
Shy guy: “I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT MEAN, I CAN’T GIVE YOU THE GAME!”
Customer: "You know what? I’m going to Gamestop. EBgames suck and you suck. Gamestop rule.
Then the customer go out of the shop, and another enter once again.
Shy guy: “Next customer is better to not say a game with only-”
Customer: “I want MW3.”
Shy guy: “THAT’S IT, I’M OUT!”
> *Originally posted by **[Gabidou99](/forums/5/topics/377823?page=1#posts-7717483):***
> > *Originally posted by **[SwagToast](/forums/5/topics/377823?page=1#posts-7717475):***
> > not funny. did you come up wit that in 2 minutes?I did some lines everydays
its really not funny.
> *Originally posted by **[aguspal](/forums/5/topics/377823?page=1#posts-7850205):***
> What happended to this its been more than 1 week LOL.
> > *Originally posted by **[Gabidou99](/forums/5/topics/377823?page=1#posts-7720706):***
> > Shy guy for hire: Mcdonald coming next week!It was canceled.