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How to Speak Michanese (locked)

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So you want to speak like the coolest person in existence? Of course you fucking do.
This guide will inform you the translation of various words and common phrases. Many items will be categorized, making it easier to find specific sections.

 
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*+Table of Contents+* "General":http://www.kongregate.com/forums/5-the-arts/topics/387818-how-to-speak-michanese?page=1#posts-7857280 "Humor":http://www.kongregate.com/forums/5-the-arts/topics/387818-how-to-speak-michanese?page=1#posts-7857281 "Sexual":http://www.kongregate.com/forums/5-the-arts/topics/387818-how-to-speak-michanese?page=1#posts-7857282 "Shell Shock Live 2":http://www.kongregate.com/forums/5-the-arts/topics/387818-how-to-speak-michanese?page=1#posts-7857283 "Trolling":http://www.kongregate.com/forums/5-the-arts/topics/387818-how-to-speak-michanese?page=1#posts-7857284 "Weird Shit":http://www.kongregate.com/forums/5-the-arts/topics/387818-how-to-speak-michanese?page=1#posts-7857285
 
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General

Phrase: okay
Translation: You’re fucking annoying; go away

Phrase: OMG [name]
Translation: I love you an unhealthy amount

Phrase: hi
Translation: I’m generically greeting all my friends

Phrase: Hey
Translation: I want to impress you

Phrase: Yo!
Translation: I feel stupid and cool today


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Humor

Phrase: Kek
Translation: I’m laughing at an insult

Phrase: Hue
Translation: I’m laughing at a joke including cacti, starfish, Wyatt, Sweet, and/or Will

Phrase: lol
Translation: I’m not laughing even a little bit


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Sexual

Phrase: (To girlfriend) hi
Translation: Let’s have sex

Phrase: Wyatt’s girlfriend
Translation: Wyatt’s hand


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Shell Shock Live 2

Phrase: Wat [Weapon name]?
Translation: I want to use a weapon the exact opposite of how I’m supposed to!

Phrase: lolnoob
Translation: I fucking suck at this game

Phrase: Cacti gods, save me!
Translation: I’m going to win this match

Phrase: #pro
Translation: I failed miserably

Phrase: Heh.
Translation: I am about to annihilate people

Phrase: HOLY JESUS!
Translation: Hello, Firestorm

Phrase: Good job
Translation: I want a new teammate

Phrase: Nice one
Translation: You are so terrible, it makes me cry


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Trolling

Phrase: I deny it all.
Translation: I did everything

Phrase: It was Ter.
Translation: I did it

Phrase: Fucking snitch
Translation: Hello, Holy

Phrase: jami
Translation: I’m here for my daily silence

Phrase: Dad
Translation: Itlives

Phrase: Uncle Nick
Translation: Kingkyd

Phrase: Grandpa
Translation: Miami_Heat_Lover

Phrase: Grandma
Translation: magicpudding

Phrase: hi sweet
Translation: Oh, Sweet’s here? Bye.

Phrases: No grudges
Translation: I am going to ruin your goddamn life


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Weird Shit

Phrase: Starfish
Translation: Fucking cunts that need to die

Phrase: Cactus
Translation: Holy awesomeness

Phrase: κάκτοςμς
Translation: Main god of the cacti

Phrase: ψάρια αστέρι
Translation: Shitbag god of starfish

Phrase: Hooker’s blood
Translation: A holy liquid placed on a stabbing weapon of sort to deal more pain

Phrase: Ew
Translation: Disgusting evil magic used to severely weaken opposing forces


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