Your Favorite MARDEK Moments page 4

Bartholio asks whose it was plan to split…

The best one imo is when they enter the dreamworld for the first time and Gloria says
[note: not word for word]
“Uhh Mardek, I feel like you have been hiding something from us.”

mardek i dont think you should be hanging with him he seams like a very bad influence

Originally posted by troll123:

go to dark temple with vehrn and elwyen and talk to elwyen

You can also go there with elwyen and solaar and do the same.

Donovan’s Blaze ability.

“This is Flame’s older brother. He rides a large motorbike and does things with girls that Flame is too young to understand.”

Well many Dialoges are a lot of fun.
Mainly thouse of not remarkeble NPC s.
And I loved looking up the enceclopedia everytime I met somebody or fought another monster.

I was pretty amused when I found the book in Chapter 3 that vehemently disagreed with the book from Chapter 2 that claimed that the most successful couples are ones where the man’s element dominates the woman’s.

lol have elwyen in your party (just her and mardek) and talk to her in lifewood forest

(Sorry to the bump, but this thread does not deserve to die, not yet.)

I don’t really have a favorite moment, as there are so many great moments it is hard to pin a specific one as the best. However, here is one that
nobody has seemed to point out.

In the Aeropolis International Warport, at the waiting area between securities’ #5 and #6, there are 8 bearded men, sitting next to each other, here is what they all say:

Kindly Man: Nice to meet you, sir.
Kindly Man: Hello there.
Kindly Man: How d’you do?
Kindly Man: Greetings!
Kindly Man: Nice weather, don’t you think?
Kindly Man: A pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Kindly Man: Always nice to stop for a quick spot o’ chit-chat with the locals, eh me old boy?
Utter Nutcase: GUUUUAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
MUUUUUHHHUHUHUHUHHUUUUUUUUHHH!!!
CACK! CACK CACK ARSE CACK CACK!!!
GRRRUUUUUUUNNNNNNGGGHHH!!!
DammmNAAAATIOOOOOOOONNNN!!! Aaaeeeeeehhh! Ee.

It was rather funny, at least the first time.

I love the description of the skull

Ahh poor Yorick.

Yorick is a famous tale about a jester who gets his head cut off.

Originally posted by spargomaster12:

I love the description of the skull

Ahh poor Yorick.

Yorick is a famous tale about a jester who gets his head cut off.

Shakespearean in fact.

“Double, double, toil, and misfortune! Shadows howl and heroes tremble!”

I love the Macbeth reference.

Hey, on my 2nd playthrough I just found out that on security question “Do you like demons?” you can also answer “I like smiting them!” and you will be safe to proceed!

when they make fun of sonny, talk to the zombie in goznor

WARNING NOT EXACT WORDING.
Gloria: the bandit who inflicted himself on my mother.

I found that miner’s quote to be amusing (in Chapter 3).

Read the book in the house of Gloria’s parents.

Book: … I bet that’s the reason this book is published!
Mardek (happy face): !
Emela (angry face): !

I read that book ten times just for Emela’s face!

talk to elwyen in the sun temple, her dialogues are so funny. has anyone noticed that she wears see-through pants? that made me laugh.

but my favourite has to be at the end of chapter 1:
dark guy: Then we shall own the UNIVERSE
air: don’t you mean ‘we’? we are helping to you know
dark: I said that. weren’t you listening?
air: no, i was listening to a tune in my head. it went like this: la-la-la-lalla-la-la

just had to post this when i saw it: (it’s backwards from chat log)

Elwyen: Never mind, Mardek! I think I’m done talking now! Let’s go, Sir Knight!

Mardek: Uh…?

Elwyen: It is pretty hot though, now that I think of it another way.

Elwyen: Unless he ever did?! Eww! Mardek! I shouldn’t have thought of that!

Elwyen: And I can show you a sort of appreciation and fun that he never could, wink wink.

Elwyen: You’ve got friends like me now, Mardek! You don’t NEED him anymore! I can be a better friend anyway. I actually CARE about you, and, and…

Mardek: . . .

Elwyen: Though knowing what a sullen jerk he seemed to be, I wouldn’t be surprised if he would!

Elwyen: Aww, I know, Mardek, but… but you’ve got to get over him! He’s gone now, accept it! I don’t like to see you sad… He wouldn’t want you to be sad now, would he?

Mardek: Well… Deugan was my best friend…

Elwyen: You can too, Mardek, but in a different way, if you know what I very subtly and suggestively mean by that.

Elwyen: You were so much nicer than that DEUGAN guy you were with! He was such a jerk! ‘Adventuring is unsafe for little girlies’?! Pah! He talked as if I were some innocent, stupid little baby! Well, he can kiss my arse, that’s what I say!

Elwyen: Even though I lost my parents, I was so glad to have met you, a truly nice person in the world. There aren’t enough people like you, Mardek! Or SIIIIR Mardek, as you should rightly be called since you SO deserve it!

Elwyen: I really have been dreaming about this for, like, years now… Ever since we met. When you walked into my life and tried your best to save my parents, well… Nobody’s ever really done that for me before. You were so brave, so noble…

Elwyen: I know all your other friends say that TOO, like the suck-ups they are, but I really MEAN it, I really do!

Elwyen: Hey Mardek… I’m really glad you brought me along with you, you know.

Mardek: Talk to Elwyen.

KILL A MORIC

Originally posted by mkaralius:

KILL A MORIC

KILL A MORIC?? WHAT THE HELL?

My favourite hilarious moments are:
Legion and Elwein P dialogues
Every moment with the Saviours
Melchior (ever)
The charatcher wich take the place of Sleen’ck at their village
My favourite serious moments are:
Rohoph during mardek 3 end
Qualna’s speech

(It’s backwards.)

Moric! Did you (blah blah blah serious stuff blah blah blah)…
Rohoph!
Moric!
Rohoph!
Moric!

Originally posted by mkaralius:

KILL A MORIC

Animus Hp=1
Mardek hp=9999
Mardek Attacks:Miss
Animus attack:9999 Damage
Epic.