Your Favorite MARDEK Moments page 7

Melchior in general, but specifically the infinite hair washing paradox. That was hilarious.

…And the scene after you kill Qualna-possessing-King was genius:

“Who’s up for a game of Twister?”
“MEEEE!!!!”
“My father is lying dead on the floor here.”
“Well I guess he’ll have to sit this one out then.”

O wait. This is a page claim, isn’t it. Yay.

Melchior: I’d go, but I have to wash my hair.

Gaspar: YOU DON’T FOOLIN’ WELL HAVE ANY PRUNIN’ HAIR, YOU LAGABOUTIN’ SPOUTIN’ POUTIN’ TROUT!

Melchior: So it will take a very long time to wash it.
You see, mathematically, since I have no hair, and dividing by zero results in infinity, it shall take an infinite amount of time to wash my hair.

Balthazar: . . .

Best. Dialouge. Ever. And the fact that Balthazar was at a loss of words makes it even better

Let’s see..

“Some of the priests were reading, meditating, or praying or, you know, milking their snakes.”
-Sidequest Priest

There’s a Yalortian culting who is reading porn in the library.

Elwyen is just hilarious.

And Melchior.

My favorite thing that i just noticed is in chapter 3. the LARPer who is by the sewers is named “laddy”, and his character is a zombie who mysteriously woke up with amnesia on a boat and a scroll and a blind guy, A nod towards “Sonny” another popular RPG on Kongregate.

there are so many funny bits in chapter 3 and 2 its hard to count them all

favorite in chp 2:bandit:“i’m much harder than i look because i’m actually four blokes”(not exact)

chp3:After king fight: Vehrn:“who wants a game of twister”
Elwyen: “ohh me me”
Donovan: “My Father is dying on the floor here”
Vehrn: “He will just have to sit this one out then”
LOL

Honestly, im surprised noone has mentioned The Zombie Locksmith or Lava Blob’s Encyclopedia descs:

Locksmith’s: WHY A ZOMBIE LOCKSMITH!?!?WHY?!?!WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!?!?!?!IT DOESNT FIT IN ANYWHERE!!I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND!!!

Blob’s: An animated globule of molten lava OUT TO GET YOU FOR SOME REASON. Truly, EVERYTHING is out to get you. That’s what you get for being the protagonist!

Lol.

Killing a undead enemy with heal.lol.
Also I like wiffeta and husbert.

I loved it when Deugan thought the Lake Hag would be a old woman thing with seaweed for hair. It’s funny because when I first played it, I thought that too! XD

Oh, and, this:

Moric: I’ll go. Yeeess, if Rohoph is going to die, I would derive much peverse satisfaction from seeing the fear on his cyclopic face before he meets the Evereaper… Yeeeess. I’d drink up his shock, his horror, and it would FUEL me! It’s what I live my life for, to see others end theirs! I can’t have enough ends. So I’ll take my chances to see this one. I hope it’s slow and painful; the elation I get from such kills is unmatched by anything, yeeeess… Just thinking about it makes me… oohhh…
Anu: Yes. You’re creepy. I can’t say we’ll miss you while you’re gone, so it’d be best if you did go. We all win that way. Take a battleship and follow Rohoph’s trail. It should be easy enough to detect where he went and to deal with him. Now go.

pretty much every time mardek just ignores elwyens sexual advances some of my most favorite though.

You were so much nicer than that DEUGAN guy you were with! He was such a jerk! ‘Adventuring is unsafe for little girlies’?! Pah! He talked as if I were some innocent, stupid little baby! Well, he can kiss my arse, that’s what I say!
You can too, Mardek, but in a different way, if you know what I very subtly and suggestively mean by that.

And I can show you a sort of appreciation and fun that he never could, wink wink.
Unless he ever did?! Eww! Mardek! I shouldn’t have thought of that!
It is pretty hot though, now that I think of it another way.And I can show you a sort of appreciation and fun that he never could, wink wink.

Pretty much everything, especially emela’s acting-dumb and many easter eggs, elweyn and her party dialogue, aeropolis guys who just walk around, wifetta and husbert, coupla descriptions in the bestiary, some of the potion and item description, the guy who knows all near the sword shop in goznor, melchior, gaspar, couple of random guys everywhere and (i said it before) pretty much everything

Originally posted by phamen:

pretty much every time mardek just ignores elwyens sexual advances some of my most favorite though.

You were so much nicer than that DEUGAN guy you were with! He was such a jerk! ‘Adventuring is unsafe for little girlies’?! Pah! He talked as if I were some innocent, stupid little baby! Well, he can kiss my arse, that’s what I say!
You can too, Mardek, but in a different way, if you know what I very subtly and suggestively mean by that.

And I can show you a sort of appreciation and fun that he never could, wink wink.
Unless he ever did?! Eww! Mardek! I shouldn’t have thought of that!
It is pretty hot though, now that I think of it another way.And I can show you a sort of appreciation and fun that he never could, wink wink.

Ever P chat with Elwyen in the volcano?
Elwyen: Mardek, do you think I’m hot?
Mardek: Well, considering that we’re in a volcano, I’d say we’re all very hot.
Elwyen: You said I’m hot! Now I’m going to use that out of context at every opportunity I get!
(Or something like that)

my favorite moment was when i tought i found a secret area , but some quests later i found out i needed to go to that area for a quest….i tought it was pretty funny :)

There’s a guy in a house in Canonia in front of the bookshelf. He says something along the lines of “You want to read my bookshelf? Is that some sort of creepy pick up line? Ewwww!”

Saucer people.

In the Hero’s Den and the Warport.

Originally posted by GoSaturos11:

Oh, and, this:

Moric: I’ll go. Yeeess, if Rohoph is going to die, I would derive much peverse satisfaction from seeing the fear on his cyclopic face before he meets the Evereaper… Yeeeess. I’d drink up his shock, his horror, and it would FUEL me! It’s what I live my life for, to see others end theirs! I can’t have enough ends. So I’ll take my chances to see this one. I hope it’s slow and painful; the elation I get from such kills is unmatched by anything, yeeeess… Just thinking about it makes me… oohhh…
Anu: Yes. You’re creepy. I can’t say we’ll miss you while you’re gone, so it’d be best if you did go. We all win that way. Take a battleship and follow Rohoph’s trail. It should be easy enough to detect where he went and to deal with him. Now go.

I laughed at that too. XD

the best moment was when i saw elewyn dreamstone

Yes, yes, I am aware that this is old, necroing topics is frowned upon, and bitching about it will most likely ensue.. but I made an account specifically for this so.. pfft! :P

I just couldn’t stand to see it die without the most epic hilarious moments (for me) having been mentioned. These brought me to fits of maniacal laughter, prolonged interludes of schoolgirl giggling, and once I literally fell out of my chair and was laughing too hard to get up. Maybe my sense of humor is just unusual, but I can’t believe no one said any of them..

I’ll necromance you, Rohoph, you… you festering blightering blightery… blighter, with your… your…. yeeeeees… your robe, your robe.

I could have it in my grasp like a thing, that is in my grasp!

When I came here, my goal was to destroy you and then depart – to rend you limb from limb, bathe in your blood and sneer as your flesh was consumed by beasts and your pallid robe was torn into at least seventeen shredded strips.

You must pay the price for committing the act of traitory, scrubbing the back of traitordom, and suckling the sweet, sweet teat of traitorness!

Those derranged comedic gems are all said by Moric in chapter 2

Pfft indeed.
My favorite moment is when you take Solaar to see Girru, the fire guardian. He starts saying he has never heard of Solaar, then incredibly awkwardly says something along the lines of
“But you aren’t- Oh. Um. Er. Yes, you are… er, you are the dark guardian, right?

Oh, and after you beat the Water Guardian, if you talk to her, she says something about wanting to travel with Mardek again, but can’t because it breaks the rules. Then Solaar says:

(…Rules?)

Talking with Solaar everytime. “Oh, I mind it. Woof woof. Snickles. Woof”

Baron,Bostolm and Solaar dialogue and the World Saviors and Melchior and many descriptions which i forgot im playin MARDEK again though

Giving the cake to the Hermit lolz

also, in chapter I, george in goznor. absolutely fascinating:
1st day- Oh lad, I guess you forgot where your house is!!!lol
2nd day- Hi there. I…I think I forgot where´s my house…I´ll continue looking for it. Bye.

LLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL