Noobs--Are you one of them? page 2

I tried D;

I failed to know how to.

XD

N00b: A player who, instead of wanting to advance from a “Newby” status, manages t obe a utter fool who complains/cheats/COMPLAINS ABOUT EVERYTHING/Hates the game because he really sucks, they never become “PROS” BECAUSE they dont want to learn. They usually end up as trolls.

Are all trolls noobs?

Not necessarily. Many are, but I’ve seen that sometimes they’re skilled people who are just sick of seeing people comboing and farming (getting their stuff the “easy way”).

I am a noob.

Originally posted by sckamper:

I am a noob.

Good for you bro.

Originally posted by elderboy33:

Are all trolls noobs?

Depends 8)

A troll is something very different from a noob. Similarities between psychological analyses on reluctant TDP4 trolls and noobs confirm that a troll is a nooby player who finds joy in trolling, whereas a noob is a nooby player who finds joy in nothing but the minuscule daily reward. So we can come to the conclusion that trolls find unjust joy, while noobs find just sadness. A noob in the first stage of noobishness will be confronted with inferiority. In the second stage he will try to play “fair” but will fail. In the third and final stage, after going through flag farms and then combos, he will acknowledge that playing “fair” is not beneficial to him. He will then make the transition to being a troll, from which there is seldom return. A troll can change back into a noob, but he will be forever scarred internally with the knowledge of his former maliciousness. Most newbs will not enter the path to troll-metamorphosis; rather, they will struggle to play “fair” and earn a respectable kill-to-death ratio. A select few will turn out to be truly great TDProdigies, but the onset of artifags and buyers can turn to the dark side.

Dunt be tempted by da dark side’s promise of cookies 8)

@HeManhandled You watched that too?

^Watched wat? 8)

^Thought it was at the end of NiggaHigga’s parody of the SpongeBob song “Fun”. The parody was called “Emo” and had something about the dark side and cookies, but possibly that came from somewhere else.

^I saw pics of it 8)

why must i miss al of that kind of stuff.

Spire, by the certain way you use dramatic vocabulary to boost your incomplimentary explanations to other fellow players of the game, I’m making a ‘Falacious Reasoning’ to say that you know your knowledge.

Wut. 8)

he should write a book sumday for grownups^

That sounds good^ x)

Originally posted by Spire51:

@juanpy I didn’t see you writing a thread.

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/59-tdp4-team-battle/topics/271879-new-map-incoming?page=1#posts-5848139

8)

Originally posted by Cedar210:

why must i miss al of that kind of stuff.

But den again ignorance is bliss 8)

@Lethal_Killer, Chopper91 Can I write a book TOO?!?! 8)

^U ill get bored after da first page 8)

and bliss is ignorince? =/

^Yeaa… 8)

@HeManhandled never mind I’m already 21 pages in 8)