Most Kick Ass Band Names

Well I finaly found a group of friends and we have decided to start a band but we can’t agree on a name and to tell the truth I don’t have any good ideas. All I have come up with is Brown Finger, Off-Season Santa and the Constipated Elves, and Lingering Fart but my bandmates keep telling me they don’t want a joke band. I totaly agree but I honestly can not contribute anything else. We are a Mathcore Progressive type band if that helps at all.

Anyways if you feel like you can’t help you can help by submiting a band name that you yourself thinks kicks ass. Its always good for a laugh.

Most Kick Ass Band Names:

Teadybear Suicide Masacre

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Dying Fetus

Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza

Dragonforce

Napalm Death

Rainydayfunkparade

Gay For Johny Depp

Five Finger Death Punch

GWAR

Butthole Surfers

Korn

Meshuggah

Slayer

Suicidal Tendencies

Vaginal Purulenence

Porcupine Tree

Cannibal Corpse

HELLYEAH

Agoraphobic Nosebleed

I Set My Friends On Fire

Prostitute Disfigurement

Nunwhore Commando 666

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Necrophagist

The Number 12 Looks Like You

See You Next Tuesday

Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis

Parallax or Kerbside Polytechnic or Me and What Army or The Lunar Rovers are some band names that I thought of

also Catharsis would be good but I think it’s already in use

also: Cthulhu’s Puppies

Didactic Fractals is obviously the single – best band name ever. The second most is The Four Halves.

The Beatles…End of topic.

great band, crap name

Darth Nader got em with Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza!!! which im going to see march 15th :]]

also Arsonists Get All The Girls

Two words (or maybe one)

“Dragon” and “Force”

Haha Zack, DF songs are intense!

One really hardcore name i heard: NAPALM DEATH.

...Linkin park.

led zeppelin, cant get any better then that

Just remembered a few more today. Also I am adding the most kick ass ones to the list.

Update

Most kick ass band names:

Teadybear Suicide Masacre

Anal Cunt

Dying Fetus

Tony Danze Tap Dance Extravaganza

DragonForce

Napalm Death

Led Zeppelin

Rainydayfunkparade

Gay For Johny Depp

Five Finger Death Punch

GWAR

OMFG YOU FORGOT… Blue Oyster Cult .38 Special Butthole Surfers Dread Zeppelin

• Does It Offend You, Yeah?
• Meanwhile, Back In Communist Russia…
• Nero’s Day At Disneyland
• Death From Above 1979
• The Legendary Pink Dots
• !!!
• Cansei De Ser Sexy
• Antipop Consortium
• Holy Fuck
• You Say Party! We Say Die!
• Up-C Down-C Left-C Right-C ABC + Start

Manhandled Produce, FLOTA (figure out what it stands for, and I’ll give you a cookie.), Javacrypt, are a couple of names I came up with.

wait I thought you were looking for names for your band

It is a dual purpose page. So far nothing has cought my eye.

Linkin park

Green day

Pink floyd

Three days grace

Nirvana

How are any of those “Kick ass”?

Holy Fuck, Death From Above 1979, !!!, Cansei De Ser Sexy

good bands

STFU DarthNader

NO YOU STFU NIRVANA!!!!! >:(

How ‘bout Flaming Curds of Milk as a band name? Or Assblaster Doom Special. Whatever rocks your boat.

I heard this in the “DEATH METAL!!!!!” thread while back

Vaginal Purulenence

Whatever it means IT SOUNDS KICK ASS!!

ew

How could I forget Porcupine Tree??