The Soda Machine of MAgic idleing page 158

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You get a copy of Portal 2.
I insert a medium ascension permanent perk point.

 
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You get 2,000 Quest Tokens.
I insert a bottle of water.

 
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You get 2 Adventure energies.
I insert a collector pendant.

 
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Out comes an Accessory Unique Enhancer [+50].
In goes the Invisible Zebra.

 
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You get 200% Elite temp boost.
I insert a roll of toilet paper.

 
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you get a useless toilet paper artifact i insert sword of epicness

 
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it shoots back out, killing five innocent idle dummies.
i insert exactly 42 pixels. hint hint

 
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You get a level 1 mystery enhancer.
I insert a box.

 
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You get an opened box.

I insert an Innervating Locket.

 
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You lose all your adventure energy.
I insert teh grammar pill.

 
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out comez a bnch f stnces liek dis

In goes a Golden Fishing Rod.

 
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You get a four leaf clover.

I insert 999,999 blue coins.

 
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You get one yellow coin.
I insert a purple coin.

 
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You get 2,692,302 Green coins.
I insert speakers

PS: You sure aren’t living up to your name, are you? =Þ

 
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You got a box of saltine crackers.
I insert a phone book.

 
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you get a badger badger badger, a milhouse, and someone saying “i used to be a forum poster like you, then i took an arrow to the knee.”

i insert one yellow coin and a warning to stay on topic, unlike TheLoverBoy, who has almost sent this down the path to /lock.

inb4lock

 
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The soda machine makes loud whirring noises, and begins firing staples at you! Pretty soon your clothes are all stapled to the thread, and you’re forced to stay on topic.

I insert a Dominator Gem.

 
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You get some Crappy Earrings. How did that work, hmm…

I insert all of my BA gear.

 
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You get 1 pixel.

I insert 1 crappy earrings. That was all subignition had when I mugged him.

 
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You get an invisible skin outfit.

I insert 3,000,000,000 pixels.

 
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You got a +12 Finalized Newbie Armor set.

Putting in a random anime title.

 
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you get the title “you’re doing it wrong!”

i insert 3.14159 yellow, green, blue, and red coins.

 
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Your “3.14 Piper” invisible ally gains 3.14159 EXP
I insert the “HEY LISTEN!” invisible ally.

 
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You get the ultra italicized text.

I insert this entire forum.

 
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you get a 404 error. and your hard drive gets a rootkit virus.

i insert a trollface, a 50 hitler, and a fail whale.