The Soda Machine of MAgic idleing page 143

The machine gives you a PORTAL INTO THE WORLD OF COPYRIGHT INFRIGMENT MAKING YOU BATTLE CHARACTERS FROM OTHER GAMES LEGALY ALLOTING THEIR CREATOR TO SUE YOU FOR YOUR MISTAKE.

I put a DVD of both Borat and Magic Mike into the machine.

You get banned for going off topic.
I insert a Level 1 Mystery Enhancer.

You get a level 1 speed rock.
I put a progress bar into the machine.

Out comes Idle Mode.
In goes Unranked Mode for the Arcade.

You get upgrades :D
I insert ‘Hint duration for Pong’

You get -1337 100k medals!
I insert a single pixel.

You get access to Pokayman City
I insert window

You get a broken window.
I insert Robroccoli.

You get Robacon with a bacon sword.
I insert Robacon’s bacon sword.

you get no hand and me being there less hungry
I insert missingno

You get banned for going off topic.
I insert a Level 1 Mystery Enhancer.

The soda machine gained 75% HP Regen.
I insert a message saying, “You get banned for going off topic.”.

(People seem to flood the machine with level 1 Mystery Enhancers so much these days.)

Out comes Tukkun’s Nerfhammer. So that’s where it’s been.
I insert the nerfhammer in question.

You get nerfed
I deposit a referral site https://account.hirezstudios.com/tribesascend/?referral=1689215&utm_campaign=email
[yeah I did that]

(@Tukkun: I know right?)

You get a mob of angry people
I insert a Pre-Explosion Trophy

You get a future explosion throphy.

I insert Awesomeness

You get -—————-
I insert level 2 mystery enchanter.

You get level 3 mystery enchanter

I insert my rage bar

You get a MBR-rage-bar

I insert 1 YC, 1 BC, 1, GC, 1 RC, 1 Pixel, 1 Unob, 1 SCM, 1 CM, 1 Chaos Frag, 1 PoT, 1 PoM, 1 Enhancer Frag, 1 CoR, 1 CoUR, 1 GP, 1 randomfruit, 1 Garden XP, 1 Purple coin, 1 Arcade Token, 1 100k medal , 1 Stadium Token , 1 EXP , 1 Temp perl Point, 1 Medium Perk point, 1 Hard perk point, 1 immposible perk point, 1 TFCG-cash , 1 AA rep, 1 refil, 1 fertilizer, 1 mega fertilizer, 1 fishing mastery , 1% boost of every kind , 1 of every box, 1 of every card, 1 random career pot, 1 mega career pot, 1 speedrun coin.

You get a crappy remake of Anti–Idle.

I insert TukkunFCG.

You get TukkunCG.

I insert 1,000,000,000,000 YC, 1,000,000,000 GC, and 1,000,000 BC.

You get 1 Exp.

I inset 5 dollars.

Out comes 5 Yellow Coins. The American Dollar to Yellow Coin exchange rate is /very/ poor.
I insert one blue coin.

You get a red coin.
I insert a purple coin with a string tied to it.

You get a red coin, a blue coin, a wooden coin, and a can of purple paint. Sadly, when you try to take them out, the string tied to them prevents you. I give you a knife to help you out, and you commit seppuku (look it up)

I insert you after seppuku.