You get an undead, gutless me.
I insert the emperors clothes set.

The soda machine gives you a emperor ally.
I insert the ‘coming soon’ button

You get new content.
I insert the sea monster attacking the ship at the beach.

You get sent to Mystic Path.
I insert Treasure of the Pyramid.

You get a nerf gem.
I insert a training dummy.

You get a short blast of the music from the Rocky movie training montage, followed by random bits of training dummy flying out of the vending hatch. the wooden head of the dummy mildly bruises your shin. please be more carful about what you insert in soda machines.

I insert the soda machine into the soda machine.

You get Sodamachineception.
I insert an Ascend point.

You get your ascension revoked
I insert two keys

You get Shinki, the bridge dweller.
I insert 1 level 10 LOLMARKET Gem.

You get 1 green coin.
I insert an adventurers trophy.

You get 30 adventurers trophies.
I insert a Chaos Fragment.

Out comes the Kongregate website. Something’s wrong with the stylesheet, I think your Chaotic Fragment corrupted it. Nice going.
In goes Tukkun’s Buffhammer that he almost never uses.

Out comes a banhammer.
I insert a space that is occupied by absolutely nothing.

You get crampled by the nothingness, fulling the room.

I insert…

This is weird… Anyways, i insert this text

And you get this test.
I insert my cat.

Out comes Schrodenger’s cat, neither dead nor alive.
I insert a cardboard box.

Out comes a bored card box.
I insert myself.

Out pops an eyeball.
I insert 10 bacon and 10 broccoli.

I get bacon and broccoli dinner stew.
I insert whale.

Out comes Anti-Idle: Space Edition.
In goes a Bacon Gun.

Out comes a messange saying “Too futuristic!”
In goes that messange.

You get a message saying “Too outdated!”
I insert my pet Tom, which is level 18.

Out comes my pet Tukkun, who is Level 61.
I insert a Level 9 Mystery Enhancer(Identified to be +Critical)

out comes a level 9 +critical enhancer
i insert tlttp’s level 9 +critical enhancer

It pops out the same enhancer, but with 50% chance of success.
I put in a enhancer success rock level 5 you get from a explosion crate.