The Soda Machine of MAgic idleing page 145

Out comes a Level 1 Mystery Enhancer(Identified to be +HP Regen)
In goes Robacannolitron.

You get some bacon.
I insert a dot.

You get 13 blue admins
I insert 859872394589326829576294762409 bagels.

out comes the bagel monster covered in the cookie monster’s blood
i insert the bagel monster

He becomes a donut monster.
I insert a Pyrobow (artifact).

You get a newbie stick.
I insert Lolmarket.

You get 129573263248653428799999956327894 GC
I insert a burned rope

You get Grinning Colossus.
I insert Secret Crystal.

You get SC2.

I insert one of every currency in the game and a 64 dollar bill.

You get a crappy remake of anti-idle that costs money
I insert it

You get A Vending Machine that dispenses video games and soda
I insert DarkRP

you get a LightRP
I insert a question

Out comes a stupid answer.
In goes a White Coin that Tukkun posted in his note to self.

You get a black coin.
I insert 2^31-1 purple buttons

out comes 2,147,483,647 purple buttons that explode in your face
I insert your face

The face turns purple.
I insert a legendary box.

Out comes a 4 hr. 2x EXP card.
In goes a 4 hr. 2x Coin card.

Out comes an 8hr. Coin card
In goes a chaos crate

It becomes over 9000 instaprogress boxes.
I insert 1000000000 coins.

Out comes 100 Instaprogress.
In goes an Impossible Permanent Ascend Point.

Out comes an useless trophy of ascending.
In goes a savefile

Out comes a savefile destroyer and destroys all of your savefiles
In goes soda

Out comes a coin.
In goes those weird “Weapons/skin” in "you jelly thread.

Out comes money i guess?

I insert whichever user posts after me, in an attempt to slow this slow this topic down for a while.

out comes 1nosrepyzarc
in goes the max amount of currency and pet foods for everything!!! (blue coins, yellow coins, 100k awards, anything that can be used as currency or food for pet)