The Soda Machine of MAgic idleing page 147

You get drugs. I insert a brain

You get a zombie, which kills you.
I insert a sliver pendant.

you get a Snake necklace. it bit you
I insert the soda machine in the soda machine

You get an error message.
I insert my first medal.

You find out that you can craft medals. Yay!
I insert kongregate.

Out comes Anti-Idle: The Game.
In goes Rawrquaza.

You get a written paper: “There are no more Rawrquazas available”
I insert an accidental cheat.

You get an accidental death.

I insert a Xbox 720

you get a Xbox 720 Slim
I insert a obvious observation.

Out comes a note, Congratulations! You have been accepted into the redundant department of redundancy!
In goes one Unobtainium.

out goes over nine thousands superior CM
in goes 1337 green coins

out comes an awesome face. in goes schrodinger’s cat

Out comes me.
In goes 2011 Triangle Land.

Out comes Technical lights.
In goes Giant Corrupted Treeman.

Out comes a Corrupted Bonus Rock.
In goes The Ascendant.

Out comes ascension.
In goes all the coins.

Out comes a single red coin.
In goes a tin of Altoids.

Out comes minty fresh breath.
In goes my computer.

Out comes 10 000 coins.
In goes Invisible X.

You get one dead skunk
I insert several bold words stating the fact that people forget how this thing works

You get 1337 blue coins.
In goes Captain Obvious.

You receive No S*** Sherlock
I put in a Grinning Colossus

you get a smirking colossus
i insert a rope

You get that annoying song at the end of “You Have To Burn The Rope.”
I insert a Master’s Pickaxe.

You get a mined rock
I insert a bundle of 1,000,000,000 coins