The Soda Machine of MAgic idleing page 150

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You get 3 of the same pets.
I insert a 3 year old piece of baloney that has went through time twice.

 
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You get the 700 billion dollar bleach in which lily21435 washes her clothes with.
I insert The Hand Washing masterpiece created by lily21435’s magic assistant manager who manages her micro manager who manages an ant. I also insert all of the above.

 
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You get a hand washed ant.
I insert 500% Progress Boost.

 
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You get and error message “due to lack of the soda machine having a Progress Bar, that item can’t be taken in” you also get your boosts back.
I insert a item that makes it so Tukkun can’t be inserted.

 
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The Soda Machine explodes.
I insert 100 dangerously mad Tukkuns into the Soda Machine.
EDIT:Crossed out the old line.New sentence here:
I REinsert 100 dangerously mad Tukkuns into the new Anti-Tukkun-Filter-Proof Soda Machine.

 
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You get ∞.

I insert… A secret crystal.

 
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Throne,That’s not a valid post.Infinity of what?
Try again!
:)

 
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Originally posted by jananarefferal1:

The Soda Machine explodes.
I insert 100 dangerously mad Tukkuns into the Soda Machine.
EDIT:Crossed out the old line.New sentence here:
I REinsert 100 dangerously mad Tukkuns into the new Anti-Tukkun-Filter-Proof Soda Machine.

You get 100 zombie Tukkuns.

I insert Hiccup Horrendus Haddock III.

 
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You get a pokemon.
I insert myself.

 
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You get inverted_halo0000
I insert Cakeland
(No, you don’t get cake because it was a lie >:3)

 
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The soda machine gets unhappy about the cake being a lie, you also get a broken copy of Portal.
I insert a potato and Whetly.

 
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You get a potato and… no Whetly.
I insert 500 reputation.

 
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You get 1000 BC, but lost the 200 extra reputation-
In goes a ingoe

 
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Out comes an outgo

In goes..I don’t know..a Permanent Collector’s Pendant.

 
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You get a G5 as a drop.
I insert …

 
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You get the LolMarket Wiseman from Adventures, and he promptly gives you a lecture of how to actually use an ellipsis
I insert my keyboard

 
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Out comes you, dead of exhaustion.
In goes the special Newbie Stick that sold for 500 billion pixels.

 
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You get 1 coin.
I insert a triangle.

 
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You get a square, which deals twice the damage as a triangle
I insert a book

 
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You get a page which reads, “I have stolen all of your blue coins! MUAHAHAHAHA!”
I insert a daily bonus.

 
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You get a fake Attendance Box and, a Red coin but, since RC are no longer a valid from of payment it is useless.
I insert an invincibility Stars card and use one on the Machine.

 
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You get a weekly bonus,
Insert my lifetime EXP,Coin and accession point savings(noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

 
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You get double of your lifetime EXP, ascension points, but your coins are set to -999999999999
I insert the upcoming house.

 
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You get a countdown…
I insert something random >.>

 
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you get a wormhole and a gun, with which you kill the you that was in the past and thus couldn’t have killed himself and caused a infinite time loop that short-circuited the machine and made the wormhole disappear, so present/past you shoots the confused machine but somehow still keeps the loop going.

I fix the machine, being careful not to get shot, and insert the gun (it has been shooting for 13.37 years, and shot 9,001k times now).

However the loop still manages to shoot at the machine so I move it away, and the “ghost bullets” tear the wall apart and kill your girl/boyfriend(respectively, based on your gender) in the next room.

You then get accused of murder, but are found not guilty and the soda machine gets arrested because it has a gun(Lol). You now have free will, but there are bullets being flung off into the sun, coming from the area of the wormhole.

(note that the gun isn’t shooting, where the gun was when the loop started is)

Better be careful.