The Soda Machine of MAgic idleing page 152

You get banned for going off topic.
I insert a Level 1 Mystery Enhancer.

You get the List of Evil Changes.
I insert all the times someone “got banned for going off topic”.

You get a loud dial-tone. There’s not even a mute button 1/5!
I insert a roll of piano music.

You get a song from Kagamine Rin.
I insert Kagamine Len.

You get a leek
I insert certain poptart cat

Originally posted by Thepsicho:

You get a leek
I insert certain poptart cat

nicely said, nicely said

(ignoring rickyxxy)
you get a rainbow of questionable origin.
I insert a happy pink blob.

you get a certain orange mushroom
i put in a happy green slime

You get an angry megaboss.
I insert 1 green coin.

you get no ants sprayed!
I insert 2 green coins

You get minus one bottle of liquid!
I use 50 reputation.

You get a Rank 500 Adventurer’s Trophy.

I insert adv0catus.

You get cadv0actus
I insert a explosion and a house.

Originally posted by aaro54:

You get cadv0actus
I insert a explosion and a house.

Out comes TheChaosNinja and an exploded house.

In goes a Triangle.

You get a triangle gem.
I insert a Rain Bow

Rainbow gem spawns and kills you
i insert unicorns

Originally posted by ghostlord191:

Rainbow gem spawns and kills you
i insert unicorns

Out comes Fairytale Fightoff.
In goes the medal: Nerf Accepted!

you get 50 to be nerfed gems
I insert an update

chu gut lot grameer pilz.
I inzrs an trol behammer

You get a stupidity enhancer [+10] Legendary. However it is expired so you can’t use it! FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

I insert a pig painted blue, wielding a baconsword [+1] and a scroll of genocide.

You get HITLERPIG of the Fourth Reich, opposed to all who aren’t blue! The lousy swine manages to kill you before you can even react, and continues to spawnkill you at the pub. It takes several minutes for the admins to ban him.

I funnel in 1337 strips of baconolli.

You get 1337 strips of yummy bacon.

I insert pre-nerfed Pyrabow.

You get a… something.
I insert all battle arena monsters.

I insert this italic text.
Out comes a yellow coin.

(ignoring K_o_n_g) You get one IA scroll.

I insert a level one junk