Troll-ology (locked)

Surprisingly I have studied trolls for months now. While they are a threat and a major reason why people need to hide their codes sensibly, they exhibit some very interesting patterns. Some of the base noted I took during the past few months are as follows:
1. Trolls seem to love shiny stuff, they will go for a crown, over coins first. That being stated, they seem to lose their troll purpose briefly.
2. Traps with a crown as bait seems to be reasonably effective in keeping trolls out, taking advantage over their craving to wear a crown (Wish I could post a picture of a few traps).
3. Trolls have little to no depth perception. Meaning they can’t really tell the difference between background blocks, and physical front blocks.
4. They are much like new players. They have little skill in jumping of movement. A simple Hook jump (Man wish I had pictures) seems to keep most newbies away as well as most trolls.
5. Level sized troll traps, or troll play ground levels seem to be only slightly effective in keeping few trolls occupied and hunting for other levels.
6. Trolls seem to be somewhat illiterate, as I feel are most people under 16. Anyway words as a password seems to help deter trolls. Numbers seem to be the majority of their language.
7. Trolls seems to dislike long levels, but then again so do many players. If a level is too long then even a normal player may troll or feed your level to trolls.
8. Trolls seem to only move in small packs of 3 to 5. usually the first 1 or two are scouts for the rest of the group.
9. Trolls seem to like keys out in the open as well. They like to think pressing a key over and over will insure no one will get the code, and they may get it. Again they lack skills.
10. It has also been my displeasure to note they usually keep dormant (AFK) in a level that is trolled or beginning repaired. Solely to get back on and continue to destroy it again.
11. Walls seem to annoy trolls. If it is visible to them they seek to destroy them inside and out.
12. Mentality of these trolls is not visible until after they get a code. They think troll, they only want to smash your hard built level. Get the code as fast as possible, smash, repeat. They also tend to use certian faces, but they can still look like everyone else.
Here is a bit of a map of the Troll’s life cycle, note they have a few braches.

Enter level—> Get crown → Get trapped (Hopefully) —>Leave<→ Enter level
^
Enter Level → Get Code —> Smash level —> leave (pray) <→Stay/wait.

I like the first one better cause that has a bit of a loop, also better chance of getting rid of the trolls.

I applaud your effort my good sir, the info you have gathered… ’tis impressive.

Now sir, may I ask, how much time do you have?

If possible I’d like to recruit you to my personal troll army. I assure you you will be ranked highly. You’ll not be payed, not with money anyways, but your efforts will be appreciated by many of your custumers. Fun and games is guaranteed. You need not be shy, my underlings will serve you most gratefully. To apply all you need to do is reply to this post.

Please consider this good offer,
I await your reply eagerly.

-Nub

I <3 TROLLIN CAUSE IT RUINS HARD WORK AND DREAMS OF GOOD LEVELS IN EE. why do you think people troll? some troll when they see posts about trolls. im troll now..

1. I guess.
2. No.
3. No.
4. No.
5. Duh.
6. No.
7. No.
8. No.
9. No.
10. Yes.
11. No.
12. No.

Originally posted by Noob113:

I applaud your effort my good sir, the info you have gathered… ’tis impressive.

Now sir, may I ask, how much time do you have?

If possible I’d like to recruit you to my personal troll army. I assure you you will be ranked highly. You’ll not be payed, not with money anyways, but your efforts will be appreciated by many of your custumers. Fun and games is guaranteed. You need not be shy, my underlings will serve you most gratefully. To apply all you need to do is reply to this post.

Please consider this good offer,
I await your reply eagerly.

-Nub

APPLAUD? WHERE THE **** ARE YOU FROM?!

Originally posted by uruguay_noma:

Originally posted by Noob113:

I applaud your effort my good sir, the info you have gathered… ’tis impressive.

Now sir, may I ask, how much time do you have?

If possible I’d like to recruit you to my personal troll army. I assure you you will be ranked highly. You’ll not be payed, not with money anyways, but your efforts will be appreciated by many of your custumers. Fun and games is guaranteed. You need not be shy, my underlings will serve you most gratefully. To apply all you need to do is reply to this post.

Please consider this good offer,
I await your reply eagerly.

-Nub

APPLAUD? WHERE THE **** ARE YOU FROM?!

Language.

@Topic
Well—-This world is dynamic, there isn’t really much of a special characteristic to trolls.

Originally posted by Lirum053:

Originally posted by uruguay_noma:

Originally posted by Noob113:

I applaud your effort my good sir, the info you have gathered… ’tis impressive.

Now sir, may I ask, how much time do you have?

If possible I’d like to recruit you to my personal troll army. I assure you you will be ranked highly. You’ll not be payed, not with money anyways, but your efforts will be appreciated by many of your custumers. Fun and games is guaranteed. You need not be shy, my underlings will serve you most gratefully. To apply all you need to do is reply to this post.

Please consider this good offer,
I await your reply eagerly.

-Nub

APPLAUD? WHERE THE **** ARE YOU FROM?!

Language.

@Topic
Well—-This world is dynamic, there isn’t really much of a special characteristic to trolls.

Notice how I put “To apply all you need to do is reply to this post.” near the end of my post? Well congratz! You two are now in my team… Unfortunately, I’m going to give you both the ranks of “Troll slave.” You two were not the two I was hoping to recruit… Happy trolling anywayz! :P
P.S Your paycheck of happiness is at the end of this week.

mmmm so 1, 5, and 10 seem to have the the least impact on your trolls. This confirms the rest of my data. I thank you for doubting my notes. Also screw you Noob113, no one will join you. =^_~=

Originally posted by Noob113:

Originally posted by Lirum053:

Originally posted by uruguay_noma:

Originally posted by Noob113:

I applaud your effort my good sir, the info you have gathered… ’tis impressive.

Now sir, may I ask, how much time do you have?

If possible I’d like to recruit you to my personal troll army. I assure you you will be ranked highly. You’ll not be payed, not with money anyways, but your efforts will be appreciated by many of your custumers. Fun and games is guaranteed. You need not be shy, my underlings will serve you most gratefully. To apply all you need to do is reply to this post.

Please consider this good offer,
I await your reply eagerly.

-Nub

APPLAUD? WHERE THE **** ARE YOU FROM?!

Language.

@Topic
Well—-This world is dynamic, there isn’t really much of a special characteristic to trolls.

Notice how I put “To apply all you need to do is reply to this post.” near the end of my post? Well congratz! You two are now in my team… Unfortunately, I’m going to give you both the ranks of “Troll slave.” You two were not the two I was hoping to recruit… Happy trolling anywayz! :P
P.S Your paycheck of happiness is at the end of this week.

Funny, your recruiting a contest winner and ranked me a troll slave… Welp, I’m good with TI:1, thanks. I’m outta there.

So i’m not a troll? because you can’t trap me?

Originally posted by Lirum053:

Originally posted by Noob113:

Originally posted by Lirum053:

Originally posted by uruguay_noma:

Originally posted by Noob113:

I applaud your effort my good sir, the info you have gathered… ’tis impressive.

Now sir, may I ask, how much time do you have?

If possible I’d like to recruit you to my personal troll army. I assure you you will be ranked highly. You’ll not be payed, not with money anyways, but your efforts will be appreciated by many of your custumers. Fun and games is guaranteed. You need not be shy, my underlings will serve you most gratefully. To apply all you need to do is reply to this post.

Please consider this good offer,
I await your reply eagerly.

-Nub

APPLAUD? WHERE THE **** ARE YOU FROM?!

Language.

@Topic
Well—-This world is dynamic, there isn’t really much of a special characteristic to trolls.

Notice how I put “To apply all you need to do is reply to this post.” near the end of my post? Well congratz! You two are now in my team… Unfortunately, I’m going to give you both the ranks of “Troll slave.” You two were not the two I was hoping to recruit… Happy trolling anywayz! :P
P.S Your paycheck of happiness is at the end of this week.

Funny, your recruiting a contest winner and ranked me a troll slave… Welp, I’m good with TI:1, thanks. I’m outta there.

Funny, you’re bragging about anything and cannot properly differentiate from ’you’re’ and ‘your’. Your arrogance has astounded me for quite some time, chap.

Please snip the quote pyramids/get aliens to take them away.

Originally posted by dootdootdoot:

Funny, you’re bragging about anything and cannot properly differentiate from ’you’re’ and ‘your’. Your arrogance has astounded me for quite some time, chap.

You’re one of those people I dislike how they argues. ._.

Originally posted by Noob113:

I applaud your effort my good sir, the info you have gathered… ’tis impressive.

Now sir, may I ask, how much time do you have?

If possible I’d like to recruit you to my personal troll army. I assure you you will be ranked highly. You’ll not be payed, not with money anyways, but your efforts will be appreciated by many of your custumers. Fun and games is guaranteed. You need not be shy, my underlings will serve you most gratefully. To apply all you need to do is reply to this post.

Please consider this good offer,
I await your reply eagerly.

-Nub

I would like to apply for a position in your personal Troll team and along with that I would like to sign up for a $500 cash pack.

Please consider this great offer of getting a newbie troll in your team.Also,my contract says that I would join your team for about 1 nanosecond which is a perfect offer right?500$ for a nanosecond for a newbie troll to join your team!Wait,I would also want you to be my slave after the 1 nanosecond.Also,include me your house,your condominium,your computer or the whole cybercafe that you are using to read this,a glass of water , your car ,your chair and your table,and also your tv,your bed,your shelves,your bathroom,your two eyes,your legs and your body.Include me with a exercising machine,a fan or an aircond,your key to your houses,your bank account number. Such a great offer! 500$,being my slave,and almost all your stuff for 1 nanosecond of me being your troll! Great offer! Best offer ever!

“Wow,after 1 nanosecond,I felt like i was in hell” – Nub95

“Worse offer ever!” – BrainlessKiddo

“I only lost $1 since I was a beggar by the roadside” – LOLBeggar

So what are you waiting for?Noob113,this is the best offer ever!As you read this,you sign up for the following contract and you are bound to this until you die.Anyway,make me a sandwich as I ask a few slaves to capture you here.

Disobeying the contract or killing me will make you go to hell in 5 seconds time.

@doot, pro argument
@OP FAIL
@Dragonnice signs up on waitinf list
@Lirum So much for not bragging about the contest…how is HE supposed to know you from Ao anyway? TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE!

Originally posted by brater8:

@doot, pro argument
@OP FAIL
@Dragonnice signs up on waitinf list
@Lirum So much for not bragging about the contest…how is HE supposed to know you from Ao anyway? TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE!

I used to think Lirum was pretty cool, but now he’s acting like a complete nub. This might be someone else using his account, because he’s been acting extremely different lately or he’s just been hiding his nubbiness and just couldn’t hold it in anymore.

@Doot broseph, you should meet Phrissky. He’s aMity’s pro troll under the bridge.