We need you (Warlike Brother Faction) (locked)

Wanna use the trident card on your deck?

We are at 379/400 to reach lvl 4.

We have 21 slots free.

No stamina requirements per day.
Level minimum to join: 18

Battles : 104
Win : 85
Looses :19
Lifetime: 65 days
Average: 1.6 battles per day

Leader: baba81
officers: marxdavid, yo_veru
members: bagas1

join to us clicking here
http://www.kongregate.com/games/synapticon/tyrant?source=finv&kv_

I heard this faction is doing really good. I noticed there’s 21 spots open, too! Are you still accepting people or what?

The tides are turning. This is where it all began.

Baba81 is, legit, the best leader I’ve ever had. He gave me tridents, man. You can’t put a price on that in the metaphorical sense.

What is this?? It is like having a copycat serial killer…

Originally posted by OOHnirav:

Baba81 is, legit, the best leader I’ve ever had. He gave me tridents, man. You can’t put a price on that in the metaphorical sense.

Awesome.

I’ll join when my power is at 9001

The real life people of Warlike Brother take pride in helping the community by providing guides for various portions of the game. Today, I’m going to tell you how to beat some of the top factions in conquest!

HOW TO BEAT A TOP CONQUEST FACTION IN CONQUEST!
1. I know this is just the first step, but it’s the toughest one. Catch them when they aren’t surrounded by 17 of their allies.

2. Get a neutral tile next to them.

Congratulations! You have just beaten a top conquest faction! What’s that? You don’t think it could possibly be that easy? Well, you are ignorant and stupid, because that really is all there is to it!

So that the defeated faction can maintain its false sense of pride, I’ll leave out its name, since that’s the honorable thing to do. Please ignore the fact that bragging about being honorable kinda defeats the purpose. So anyway, good luck to all the other conquest-focused factions out there who are getting started. Hope this little guide can be helpful for you all!

-WB’s official head of PR, OOH

So the biggest wrench in our plans has been Step 1….?

Originally posted by ilovedogmeat:

we piss on our enemies

Moved to the correct thread. Proof that all you have to do to beat a “top faction” in conquest is to isolate them and take a neutral tile that borders them! I guess our faction is scary.

I don’t understand this thread at all…

Originally posted by MSUSpartan3096:

Originally posted by ilovedogmeat:

we piss on our enemies

Moved to the correct thread. Proof that all you have to do to beat a “top faction” in conquest is to isolate them and take a neutral tile that borders them! I guess our faction is scary.

xD xD xD xD

Originally posted by ilovedogmeat:

I see someone climbing beside your T. lol

I somewhat recommend Warlike Brother Faction. They broadcast some pretty nasty porn sites in faction chat, but other than that it’s okay. We win about 60% of the time. The real Warlike Brother is better.

Against a formerly top faction who will remain nameless (seriously, only clue I am giving is that they do not make this a better world), we recently did an average of 13 damage PER SECOND.

To put that in perspective, we were averaging a win every 1.15 seconds. I don’t know how it’s possible other than WE ROCK and YOU SHOULD JOIN US!

Originally posted by catepillar:

Against a formerly top faction who will remain nameless (seriously, only clue I am giving is that they do not make this a better world), we recently did an average of 13 damage PER SECOND.

To put that in perspective, we were averaging a win every 1.15 seconds. I don’t know how it’s possible other than WE ROCK and YOU SHOULD JOIN US!

Confirmation:

I don’t know how to use Photoshop, so I tried my best to edit out all names (factions and users) in this mini-screenshot. Should be good enough that no one knows which faction lost so miserably and so quickly.

Congrats, WB. You’re officially one of the number 1 conquest factions in Tyrant!

You idiots do realize this is not our recruitment thread, right? It is for a different Warlike Brother faction…

Originally posted by ralkkdillon:

You idiots do realize this is not our recruitment thread, right? It is for a different Warlike Brother faction…

We, your former village idiots, deserted your village to join this Warlike Brother.

Originally posted by catepillar:

Originally posted by ralkkdillon:

You idiots do realize this is not our recruitment thread, right? It is for a different Warlike Brother faction…

We, your former village idiots, deserted your village to join this Warlike Brother.

MUTINY MUTINY MUTINY!!! (I swear, if I am made leader again as a result of this, I’m going to juggle kittens)

Originally posted by OOHnirav:

Originally posted by catepillar:

Originally posted by ralkkdillon:

You idiots do realize this is not our recruitment thread, right? It is for a different Warlike Brother faction…

We, your former village idiots, deserted your village to join this Warlike Brother.

MUTINY MUTINY MUTINY!!! (I swear, if I am made leader again as a result of this, I’m going to juggle kittens)

how many?

It appears that the version of Warlike Brothers formerly on the CQ map were wiped out of CQ by Almost Defenseless and Revolution using the same strategy you just invented?!?

D:

Originally posted by pchoo:

It appears that the version of Warlike Brothers formerly on the CQ map were wiped out of CQ by Almost Defenseless and Revolution using the same strategy you just invented?!?

D:

We developed it. They mastered it.

D:

Originally posted by ralkkdillon:

You idiots do realize this is not our recruitment thread, right? It is for a different Warlike Brother faction…

Which faction am I in? Am I fighting in the right wars?

This is the real warlike brother.

I won’t tell you that WB is the top conquest faction today, I’ll only let you know about current events and recently passed events and let you decide for yourself. Currently, WB is being tile-blocked and attacked by 3 of the top 5 factions (this is CR, so it’s virtually meaningless to most rational people, but they take pride in it for some reason according to their recruitment threads) along with 2 of their alt factions. The faction that claims to be the top CQ faction in the game has a history of running away from us when we were in a position to face them 1v1.

Screenshot proofs:

The faction running away likes to brag about its ability to draw pictures in conquest. As you can see by the last picture, we can do so just as well (and more impressively, might I add).

Want to join the faction that can make the self-proclaimed “top CQ faction” run away and require the assistance of at least four other factions (it has been up to 9 factions in the past) to even have a fighting chance at beating you? Want to be so intimidating that 4 factions disband just out of fear of being put into a position where they have to face you 1v1? Join WB today!

Like I said, I don’t mean to tell you directly that we’re the best CQ faction in the game, but the facts certainly suggest it.