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So you want to recruit me? It’ll cost you.

Stealthy – 1,000 Gold – 50% Evade, 50% Jam
Speedy – 10,000 Gold – 100% Evade, 50% Jam
Flying – 100,000 Gold – 50% Evade, 50% Jam, Flying
Uber – 1 mil Gold – 100% Evade, 100% Jam, Flying
Hax – 1k WBs – 1st card played on surge

~Niaq

 
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People that paid to join elite, joke’s on you(me).

 
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Originally posted by Psychatog:

People that paid to join elite, joke’s on you(me).

+1

 
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This may not be a joke, but I have seen a lot of homeless people getting abandoned on that space station… No wonder they called it (P)-Hobos

 
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not a joke, true story in fact

 
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Originally posted by Hotshot2k4:

Your mom’s so fat, she takes up 3 deck slots.

I expected a yo momma joke and here’s another one
Yo momma’s so ugly Oluth looked at her and he ran away

 
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Appolo, the First Aid Kit.

 
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Jagatai: Jagger’s Tie
I preferred Genghis. It Reminded me of Gandhi.

 
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way dead forum bump

 
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“Faction Wars are fun”.

 
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“I didn’t pay to join elite”.

 
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“Sealed Tournaments love me”

 
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Originally posted by TitanCommander:

not a joke, true story in fact

that is a reverse power creep

 
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so an irradiated infantry and Thadius were fighting Dalia and the iradiated infantry says:“Your boobs can’t keep us locked down”

 
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Originally posted by bgammax:

so an irradiated infantry and Thadius were fighting Dalia and the iradiated infantry says:“Your boobs can’t keep us locked down”

dude. dalia is turning the II off. AND THAD IS TURNING HIM ON!!!

 
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Originally posted by xathil:
Originally posted by bgammax:

so an irradiated infantry and Thadius were fighting Dalia and the iradiated infantry says:“Your boobs can’t keep us locked down”

dude. dalia is turning the II off. AND THAD IS TURNING HIM ON!!!

So II is gay?

 
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^Tabitha can also turn him on, making a normal situation.
OFC Aiko can do that too.

 
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Screwball

 
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Originally posted by Showza18:

Screwball

Teh Sux?

 
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Originally posted by TitanCommander:

not a joke, true story in fact

What TF2 achievement is that?

 
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same thing sentry hunter protect is better than strike but you have to do 10000 battles for hunter o 1,2 bronze packs for sentry

 
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A man was in the middle of a war, when he felt tired. He bought a sandwich which gave him energy to keep fighting. How much did the sandwich cost?
- 10 War Bonds.

 
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So Slider Grunt And Hunter were talking about Rarities
Slider;I’m SO AWESOME I am Rare and I kill EVERYTHING
Grunt:WTF I’m Better than you in almost every way….So WHY AM I COMMON?
Hunter:The Same reason I’m rare.but I can’t Even kill Hydraulis
Grunt:SO WHY AM I COMMON?

I have been wondering this honestly

 
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Aquabat: “Siege Heil!”

 
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Originally posted by JMCrooks:

“Faction Wars are fun”.

Now that’s a good joke:)