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The "Ask OOH" thread page 17 (locked)

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Originally posted by Shadowhopeful:

What’s the next step up from Forum Mod in terms of authority?

2nd grade lunch room supervisor.

 
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Originally posted by MSUSpartan3096:
Originally posted by Footballpwn:

1. Will Steve Carell return to the office for it’s final episode in the 9th season?
2. Is there life on other planets? If so how do we contact them?
3. What are the spices in the original recipe KFC?
4. At their prime, if Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali fought who would win?
5. Is their evidence to suggest that time travel has already been invented? If not who will invent it?
6. What would you do for a Klondike bar?
7. How much money have DNAimagery, Bama4life, and Varamond spent on Tyrant in total?

Should nirav respond to questions that don’t know how 2 grammar?

Yus Yus Yus

 
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Originally posted by Footballpwn:
Originally posted by MSUSpartan3096:
Originally posted by Footballpwn:

1. Will Steve Carell return to the office for it’s final episode in the 9th season?
2. Is there life on other planets? If so how do we contact them?
3. What are the spices in the original recipe KFC?
4. At their prime, if Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali fought who would win?
5. Is their evidence to suggest that time travel has already been invented? If not who will invent it?
6. What would you do for a Klondike bar?
7. How much money have DNAimagery, Bama4life, and Varamond spent on Tyrant in total?

Should nirav respond to questions that don’t know how 2 grammar?

Yus Yus Yus

Well played!!!?!

 
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Originally posted by SlfTh3Chl3f:
Originally posted by OOHnirav:

If you accidentally swallowed the umbrella, which would be more likely if you were chugging, it could open on the way down and prevent your ability to breathe.

Is that a bad thing?

Yes, if LDV stops breathing, it is bad for everyone.

Originally posted by JIRAIYA31:

can we let this thread slip into the abbyss, please?

We can, but then we would continue the tradition of ignorance among the uninformed masses that plagued this forum before this thread started. This thread is educational in nature.

Originally posted by MSUSpartan3096:

I can’t believe it hasn’t been locked yet? I am beyond impressed with the influence nirav has on the mods? Are you pleased I kept it in question form!

This thread is helpful to those who have questions. It is not influence, it is that I command respect with my general demeanor and charm. I’m ecstatic.

Originally posted by Footballpwn:

1. Will Steve Carell return to the office for it’s final episode in the 9th season?
2. Is there life on other planets? If so how do we contact them?
3. What are the spices in the original recipe KFC?
4. At their prime, if Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali fought who would win?
5. Is their evidence to suggest that time travel has already been invented? If not who will invent it?
6. What would you do for a Klondike bar?
7. How much money have DNAimagery, Bama4life, and Varamond spent on Tyrant in total?

He will not, although a stunt double may make an appearance in his place to show off Michael Scott’s practiced parkour abilities.

There is life on other planets, but they do not communicate. In a related note, they also troll each other less than humans do.

Grinded Red pepper, LSD, and nutmeg.

Mike Tyson would beat Muhammad Ali if they were both in their primes.

I am circumstantial evidence that time travel has already been invented, since I always seem to know what will happen in the future.

I would hit on Ralkkdillon mercilessly while she was pregnant with Sighaknight’s offspring for a Kondike bar.

The first two use exploits to get their cards, and Varamond just does a ton of surveys Lauraxrawr style.

Originally posted by SlfTh3Chl3f:

What’s a gr@m/\/\4R?

A bird native to Sweden. It was the inspiration of ThePirateBay.

Originally posted by Shadowhopeful:

What’s the next step up from Forum Mod in terms of authority?

I would answer this properly, but addressing the moderation in this forum evidently leads to locked threads. I apparently can’t PM you the answer either, since you’ll screenshot it and post it here, which is a breach of privacy and will get this thread locked. I will call your cell phone shortly and answer you there.

 
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Why was my awesome thread locked? It took me like 12 hrs to write and now i can’t even copy and paste it elsewhere to preserve my awesumness. :((((

 
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Originally posted by ladolcevita:

Why was my awesome thread locked? It took me like 12 hrs to write and now i can’t even copy and paste it elsewhere to preserve my awesumness. :((((

because you haven’t yet sent JIRAIYA31 a nice message.

 
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Is alcohol bad for your health?

 
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Originally posted by SlfTh3Chl3f:

Is alcohol bad for your health?

the more alcohol the more badder.

 
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What evolution is Nicki Minaj from Jynx?
What is the purpose of having “nirav” in your name, OOHnirav?
If JIRAIYA31 is related to Master Jiraiya, what would their relation be?

 
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Are the Knowing Eyes part of the Illuminati?

What about the Cognizant Ears or the Understanding Mouths?

Do you think the Illuminati is the governing force behind conquest?

 
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Originally posted by ladolcevita:

Why was my awesome thread locked? It took me like 12 hrs to write and now i can’t even copy and paste it elsewhere to preserve my awesumness. :((((

Your thread was deleted due to many people in the forum not understanding satire, as has been proven in previous threads where I was involved.

Originally posted by SlfTh3Chl3f:

Is alcohol bad for your health?

In very limited quantities, injection of alcohol can be good for your health, and it can be used as a disinfectant. Too much consumption (what most people do) is bad for you, though.

Originally posted by ELOHSA:

What evolution is Nicki Minaj from Jynx?
What is the purpose of having “nirav” in your name, OOHnirav?
If JIRAIYA31 is related to Master Jiraiya, what would their relation be?

Nicki Minaj is the 4th evolution from Jynx.

The purpose of having “nirav” in my username is to give people something to call me other than OOH, since many people use that as an exclamation, leading to minor confusion.

Jiraiya31 is the 31th generation of Jiraiya.

Originally posted by Provokes:

Are the Knowing Eyes part of the Illuminati?

What about the Cognizant Ears or the Understanding Mouths?

Keep your questions Tyrant-related.

 
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Do I have the gun or does tyrant have the gun?

 
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If you have a PC implanted into your chest and occasionally play Tyrant via a script there, is it botting? Is it account sharing?

Why Pescado hates fun?

Should I revert to this avatar or keep the current one instead?

 
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Originally posted by JIRAIYA31:

Do I have the gun or does tyrant have the gun?

Neither. You are not old enough to own a gun in America, and Tyrant isn’t a person.

Originally posted by inorix:

If you have a PC implanted into your chest and occasionally play Tyrant via a script there, is it botting? Is it account sharing?

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Why Pescado hates fun?

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Should I revert to this avatar or keep the current one instead?

Playing Tyrant via a script on a PC implanted in your chest is not botting or account sharing. However, if someone else plays on it, it is account sharing and usually can be called sexual assault.

Pescado doesn’t necessarily hate fun. He is of the old school mentality that fun is derived from particulates called funecules, which are of limited quantity and are trapped on earth by the ozone. He feels that if the community of Tyrant uses up these funecules, he and his sweatshops full of children (who are commonly mistaken for bots) will have less for themselves, which will hurt their collective experience. If Pescado could, he would make sure that everyone would have fun, but due to his religious beliefs, he simply does not believe that such a thing is physically possible. It’s for that reason that he favors the children that he oversees over that of you or me.

You’ve been using the same one for quite a while now. It is time for you to move on and use the new one with a scarf.

 
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Do you know where tonytyzhang is now?

 
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Have you though of asking questions to yourself in this thread?

 
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Originally posted by Shadowhopeful:

Do you know where tonytyzhang is now?

On and off evocati since LaughDonor plays there.
 
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What will Philosopher do when he realizes this is just a game?

 
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Originally posted by Shadowhopeful:

Do you know where tonytyzhang is now?

Yes, Tony is taking some time away from the game to fulfill his dream of directing pornography. He has the distinction of being the only person in that industry to never have touched a woman, and he will win an award for that soon (razzie of porn).

Originally posted by SlfTh3Chl3f:

Have you though of asking questions to yourself in this thread?

No, that would be fruitless (as opposed to TASW’s roster list), since I would already know the answers.

Originally posted by francisurquhart:

What will Philosopher do when he realizes this is just a game?

He might spend a little less time logging into all of those canvas links in favor of making snow angels every once in a while. The bigger realization for him will be finding out that he is losing.

 
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What’s a canvas link?

 
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when will I finally be able to quit this game?

 
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Originally posted by rohlfo:

when will I finally be able to quit this game?

The answer to that is whenever you really want to.

 
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Originally posted by SlfTh3Chl3f:
Originally posted by rohlfo:

when will I finally be able to quit this game?

The answer to that is whenever you really want to.

Take the red pill, wake up. And this is all just a dream.
Take the blue pill, and I’ll show you how far the rabbit hole goes.

 
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I wanted to over a year ago….I just feel a sense of obligation and loyalty to my faction to carry on :s

 
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Originally posted by rohlfo:

I wanted to over a year ago….I just feel a sense of obligation and loyalty to my faction to carry on :s

The skinner box is your home now little mouse.