How can I change my username please?

I would like to change my username but do not know how. Can anybody help me please?

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From the [Read before posting] thread. Really, it’s that easy.

How do I change my username?

Unfortunately, we can no longer offer username changes. In the past we were able to do so, but now that the site has grown we don’t have enough staff to adequately provide the service for how many people who would want to use it. Additionally, changing names is confusing to users, mods, and admins, and can cause some problems with our database setup.

However, we do offer capitalization changes if you are wanting certain letters in your name (un)capitalized. Alternatively, you are free to make an alternate account with the desired username (so long as it isn’t taken.) The only downside to this is that you are starting off at level 1, but it should be fairly easy to earn certain badges if you are using the same computer.

We do have an exception to username changes: If your account was banned for inappropriate username, you can e-mail us at support@kongregate.com to change it. Please include your desired username, and make sure it is not taken already.

There’s already many threads like this. There should only be one, your answer ^^