The life of 'Jeff the Killer' (locked)

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Hello people, thank you for coming into my thread. As you see from my username, avatar and profile i’m a huge fan of Jeff the Killer. So I started this interactive story game about Jeff the Killer. You decide how his life goes. It can be good or bad. It’s your decision.

Jeff wakes up one morning. Getting ready for school. He has breakfast, brushes his teeth, gets his clothes on then goes to school. This is damnright boring, what do you do?

1. Wait until something happens.
2. Scribble on your paper.
3. GO TO SLEEP.

 
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Kill yourself.

 
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I haven’t heard of JtK before.

2. Scribble on your paper.

 
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So he goes to school while he is called Jeff the Killer? I guess this is the story of his past?

2. Scribble on your paper

 
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So if anyone wants to have a bit of nightmare fuel injected into their systems, go here. As for actions…
2. Scribble on the paper.

 
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@^ Now that I have some background info., I think the worst possible option would be 3.). However, since I’m up for some adversity and want a change of style, I’ve decided to go with the last choice.

 
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@AdeebNafees yes this is about his past but it’s also about him in the present day and the future (you do get to decide how to make him lose his face too).

You scribble on your paper but you sadly get caught by your teacher and you get sent to stand outside your classroom. You see someone who is defiantly an adult. What do you do?

1. Stand up striaght.
2. Just be normal.
3. RUN.
4. GO TO SLEEP.

 
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4

 
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You go to sleep and… erm….. somehow don’t get noticed? Your teacher calls you back inside. Better behave yourself this time. What do you do?

1. Listen to the teacher.
2. Just wait until she’s finished talking.
3. Ask her can you use the restroom.

 
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Kill yourself.

 
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3

 
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HENRY IS BACK.
1

 
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3

 
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2

 
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Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Kill yourself.

 
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3
BECAUSE I NEED TO TAKE A SH*T!!!!!!!

 
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Originally posted by Stone667:
Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Kill yourself.

 
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@GotterakaThing: Kill yourself isn’t a command retard. Use one of the commands I tell you to use.

3 Had the most. The teacher says “Quickly.” so you go to the restroom. You desperately need a shit but she did say hurry. What do you do?

1. Fuck her, take as long as you want.
2. Take a tom-tit.
3. Hold it in and take a piss.
4. Just get out of there, you don’t need a shit anymore.
5. Fart.
6. Fart gently so you don’t push too much shit out.

 
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1

 
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Kill yourself.

 
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Choice 1

 
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7. Modkill GotterakaThing.
1. Fuck her, take as long as you want.

 
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Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Kill yourself.

Even though it isn’t an option,

 
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Originally posted by yiu113:
Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Kill yourself.

Even though it isn’t an option,

Basically, you’re saying: “I will kill myself, but cannot kill myself.” xD Umm…

#1-6: they’re not necessarily categorically incompatible/exclusive. So, why not?

 
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7. Get back in the classroom, then shit all over the place, mostly the teacher

1.