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You had no childhood if your mom had a miscarriage.
Originally posted by KiNGDOMHEARST:You had no childhood if your mom had a miscarriage.
You have no childhood if you haven’t mounted an anaconda
You had no childhood if you’ve never heard of and ate push-up pops.
You had no childhood if you never played with sock’em boppers.
…. (if you’re a guy) if you never played tackle football on the road
…. If you never played that robot boxing game. The one where you and your friend just keeps pressing a button until the other’s head pops up.
… you like Justin Beaber
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