Proof that sex is fake (locked)

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I can’t see it because it’s never on TV. Both sex organs already have their uses, why would they have another?

ITT: We debate whether sex is real or not.

 
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I agree. Sex is totally fake. All of your points are valid.

 
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You are quite an intelligent fellow. Want to get dinner some time?

 
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Whoa back off there, that’s just creepy!

 
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Sex is obviously real because I say it is and if you disagree you are trolling and nobody can be right but me

 
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Originally posted by Bkaaaaaaaaw:

Sex is obviously real because I say it is and if you disagree you are trolling and nobody can be right but me

No only I can be right. And that other guy.

Originally posted by darkprinter:

Whoa back off there, that’s just creepy!

Sorry, I was just being friendly…
 
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I’m sorry, I guess I was a bit harsh. How about we go out for dinner after all. Friday sound good?

 
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Oh, sorry, I actually have to rant about how much gas costs these days on Friday. How about Saturday?

 
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Saturday is a no go, I have to do my weekly 24 hour long rain dance on Saturday.

 
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And what of Sunday?

 
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Sunday is good for me.

 
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Sunday it is then!

 
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So it just occurred to me, if sex isn’t real, then where do babies come from?

 
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They don’t

 
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Lolwut

 
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When was the last time you saw a baby?

 
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Just this morning. I have a wife and three beautiful baby girls.

 
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I’m sure you do, but really though, was it really three babies, or just a small rodent and a trick of the light?

 
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No, I’m pretty sure it was actually three babies…

 
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But no, think about it. Are you sure they are babies, or are they actually just those Chinese roots the look like tiny people

 
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I highly doubt it, I mean I inter act with them. Roots don’t laugh or eat.

 
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Are you sure about that?

 
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Huh. Hold on.

 
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Sure thing.

 
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This is hilarious.