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No, you are dead.
I would just find myself a Japanese guy, an alcoholic Russian, and a crazy German scientist, then hide out in an old movie theater for days on end. We’d use teleporters, magical boxes and automated turret guns/electricity fields by using currency gained by killing the zombies. We’d build barricades with invisible hammers and grab meteors so we can listen to metal. We would eat zombies and use ray guns, and all of that is as realistic as zombies themselves.
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A+ in physicle F in emotional but i get a Z+…..?
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> *Originally posted by **[dancedanceyo](/forums/9/topics/37905?page=14#posts-3234828):***
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> Where would you go? I would fly to the nearest mountain (zombies have trouble getting up inclines)
> Where would you get your supplies? Advanced science labs all over the world
> What weapons would you use? Liquid Nitrogen Blaster/ High Synthesis Electron Laser (Breaks up the diseases inside the zombies so they decompose quickly)
> Who would you go with? A couple of medics that have been in battle before, and some Delta-Force Soldiers and Olympic winners
> What would you eat? Fruit and vegetables to make zombies like me less
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> Information from Federal Bureau of Extraterrestrial or Other Incognito Species
but dude humans are omnivores they need proteins to make their bones healthy and strong same with cartilage(example:your teeth) basicly omnivores cant survive without meat you need meat to survive
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> *Originally posted by **[nomogoodnames](/forums/9/topics/37905?page=14#posts-3235193):***
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> No, you are dead.
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> I would just find myself a Japanese guy, an alcoholic Russian, and a crazy German scientist, then hide out in an old movie theater for days on end. We’d use teleporters, magical boxes and automated turret guns/electricity fields by using currency gained by killing the zombies. We’d build barricades with invisible hammers and grab meteors so we can listen to metal. We would eat zombies and use ray guns, and all of that is as realistic as zombies themselves.
WTF is wrong with youa crazy german scientist cant be found till you reach berlin in germany and you probly should get up andgoto a gym you game freak
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> *Originally posted by **[suavehippo](/forums/9/topics/37905?page=2#posts-798236):***
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> Following figures I have about 1 day to prepare.
> Where would you go/Where would you get your supplies?
> Walmart – pick up hunting rifles, ammo, shot guns if possible. Near impossible to pick up assault rifles in NY.
> Bunker up. Head to the local home depot, pick up cement board/plywood, reinforce the six foot metal fence surrounding my house, make sure zombies can’t see in.
> Cover windows with paint, etc.
> Sound proof living levels, cover windows, etc…
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> What weapons would you use?
> Stick with what I have, rifles, shotgun, spade to cut off head.
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> Who would you go with?
> Family, girlfriend.
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> What would you eat?
> at said places, stock up on food, canned food/frozen/dry foods.
> pick up generator/gas supplies at said stores.
> Bunker up, emit radio signals, and hope for the best.
but zombies can smell you out they are like dogs when it comes to smelling and the virus will soon evolve to the point where they bulk up and bash down a weak spot
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> *Originally posted by **[1shawn1](/forums/9/topics/37905?page=2#posts-799195):***
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> I would grab my family, my friends, some scientists, a priest or two to keep Christianity going in case all the other priests die, some fishing rods, Obama, everyone I met on the internet who I enjoy the crazy antics and fresh humor of, Bill Gates and other high-ranking people from Microsoft to lead the scientists and also make Video Games afterwards(no Sony or Nintendo employees, though. =P), fishing nets, a TV with sattilite, a PC with wireless internet for Kongregate: Apocalyptic Survivor Congregation Edition, Greg’s wife (LMAO!), and a Hammer Of Dawn-style sattelite laser target designator and hijack that big aircraft carrier at the south street seaport here in NYC to sail off into the ocean and live off fish while using the Hammer Of Dawn to provide air support for survivors on mainland.
we dont have the technology for this thing you call hammer of dawn itsactually called an orbital laser and if we did invent it youd be killing the survivors too
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> *Originally posted by **[25russianbear25](/forums/9/topics/37905?page=2#posts-808605):***
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> zombies are fake, just a much as aliens. Now someone will post a survival guide about aliens.
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> well if it did happen in my sleep or something,i would…
> Just get a tank and be near wall-mart, squishing all the zombies and wait till the next wave.
youd run out of gas from your tank and walmart doesnt have the access to military technology and aliens might exist but theyd be pretty far away i bet
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> *Originally posted by **[Smegger](/forums/9/topics/37905?page=3#posts-827237):***
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> Has no one suggested actually living on the sea? I’d just steal a boat with all my family and friends and start sailing around the world. Eight people in my family are hardcore fisherman, (yup, HARDCORE) so fishing for fish wouldn’t be too hard. We’d bait them with a lot of supplies that we’d steal weeks in advance. For things to drink we’d take a purifier and purify the water. It’d be rough, but atleast we wouldn’t die.
you forgot plants humans ccant survive without eating plants (example:banana:D
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> *Originally posted by **[ApertureCake](/forums/9/topics/37905?page=3#posts-830384):***
> > *Originally posted by **[masterminders](/forums/9/topics/37905?page=3#posts-830006):***
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> > No the bank by my house has a steel gate thing that locks shut. zombies can get it depending on what they are like are they fast, slow, dumb, smart?
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> Wow zombies can be fast and smart? I thought zombies were nobrainers \<-literally
ya its true the zombie virus can evolve to the point where the special infected from L4D2 become real
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> *Originally posted by **[tacoterminator](/forums/9/topics/37905?page=14#posts-3235686):***
> > *Originally posted by **[nomogoodnames](/forums/9/topics/37905?page=14#posts-3235193):***
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> > No, you are dead.
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> > I would just find myself a Japanese guy, an alcoholic Russian, and a crazy German scientist, then hide out in an old movie theater for days on end. We’d use teleporters, magical boxes and automated turret guns/electricity fields by using currency gained by killing the zombies. We’d build barricades with invisible hammers and grab meteors so we can listen to metal. We would eat zombies and use ray guns, and all of that is as realistic as zombies themselves.
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> WTF is wrong with youa crazy german scientist cant be found till you reach berlin in germany and you probly should get up andgoto a gym you game freak
Dear good sir, you have made an amazing 8 posts in a topic without anybody replying, congratulations. And you attempt to troll me for making a **vague** reference to a video game? What game am I talking about that you are so worked up about? You also have no sense of humor as you can’t tell its a joke, and why would crazy German scientists only be in Berlin? They could be elsewhere in Germany, or anywhere, even! If I were in Russia, I wouldn’t be Russian, so a German is always German no matter where they are.
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> *Originally posted by **[tacoterminator](/forums/9/topics/37905?page=14#posts-3235732):***
> > *Originally posted by **[Smegger](/forums/9/topics/37905?page=3#posts-827237):***
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> > Has no one suggested actually living on the sea? I’d just steal a boat with all my family and friends and start sailing around the world. Eight people in my family are hardcore fisherman, (yup, HARDCORE) so fishing for fish wouldn’t be too hard. We’d bait them with a lot of supplies that we’d steal weeks in advance. For things to drink we’d take a purifier and purify the water. It’d be rough, but atleast we wouldn’t die.
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> you forgot plants humans ccant survive without eating plants (example:banana:D
Humans can’t be Healthy without plants, and also, [http://www.theepochtimes.com/news/6-3-4/38927.html](http://www.theepochtimes.com/news/6-3-4/38927.html)
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i would find a bomb shelter and build around that and when i have a heavily armored facility i could work on terminating the virus. i would learn to make my own ammunition using scrap metal and black powder and i would sit up in a tower and throw a couple of molotovs into the undead crowd and pick them off with my weapon of choice(some sort of high power hunting rifle or military grade sniper) as they are burning and the ones i dont kill will eventually burn to death. once i clear out my neigborhood i would move on to the next makeing chains of fortifications and eventually have an entire city of me and some chicks for the repopulation if u catch my drift. and once i have a large well trained army of survivors, we could rise up against the zombie hordes and take back what was once ours… or ill get eaten :/
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> *Originally posted by **[25russianbear25](/forums/9/topics/37905?page=2#posts-808605):***
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> zombies are fake, just a much as aliens. Now someone will post a survival guide about aliens.
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> well if it did happen in my sleep or something,i would…
> Just get a tank and be near wall-mart, squishing all the zombies and wait till the next wave.
Aliens are as false as your post. Think about this.
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> *Originally posted by **[LonelyEskimo](/forums/9/topics/37905?page=14#posts-3236009):***
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> i would find a bomb shelter and build around that and when i have a heavily armored facility i could work on terminating the virus. i would learn to make my own ammunition using scrap metal and black powder and i would sit up in a tower and throw a couple of molotovs into the undead crowd and pick them off with my weapon of choice(some sort of high power hunting rifle or military grade sniper) as they are burning and the ones i dont kill will eventually burn to death. once i clear out my neigborhood i would move on to the next makeing chains of fortifications and eventually have an entire city of me and some chicks for the repopulation if u catch my drift. and once i have a large well trained army of survivors, we could rise up against the zombie hordes and take back what was once ours… or ill get eaten :/
Well I like those odds. What if you don’t find the bomb shelter? :3
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> *Originally posted by **[tacoterminator](/forums/9/topics/37905?page=14#posts-3235672):***
> > *Originally posted by **[dancedanceyo](/forums/9/topics/37905?page=14#posts-3234828):***
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> > Where would you go? I would fly to the nearest mountain (zombies have trouble getting up inclines)
> > Where would you get your supplies? Advanced science labs all over the world
> > What weapons would you use? Liquid Nitrogen Blaster/ High Synthesis Electron Laser (Breaks up the diseases inside the zombies so they decompose quickly)
> > Who would you go with? A couple of medics that have been in battle before, and some Delta-Force Soldiers and Olympic winners
> > What would you eat? Fruit and vegetables to make zombies like me less
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> > Information from Federal Bureau of Extraterrestrial or Other Incognito Species
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> but dude humans are omnivores they need proteins to make their bones healthy and strong same with cartilage(example:your teeth) basicly omnivores cant survive without meat you need meat to survive
There are many other foods with protein, such as nuts.
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I’d take my immediate family, close friends, and dog. I wouldn’t go to a gun store, because chances are, many people have as well, and the owner probably would have locked it up, and the last place I want to go is where a half-crazy, crack shot accurate marksman is. I’d just take my G18 automatic and bring all the ammunition I can. I wouldn’t use melee weapons, because of chance of infection through blood. I’d travel as light as possible, in case there is need to outrun zombies. I’d also grab some food and water. We’d take motor bikes, as there would most likely be shit loads of traffic jams on every road, and motor bikes are good for maneuvers. We’d then head north to the arctic part of Canada, where the only life there is isolated towns, then hunt for our food there. My dog would be able to sniff out any infected within 1/4 of a mile, so we wouldn’t have to worry about being sneaked up on.
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> *Originally posted by **[NickWalker12](/forums/9/topics/37905?page=14#posts-3240837):***
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> Sit in my house until the overwhelming might of the trained forces (Riot police would work surprisingly well) removes the threat, which would take about a day, at most. Maybe take a baseball-bat and have a bit of stress relieving batters at some undead.
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> Literally 1 trained soldier per street would remove any threat except for that in the house your in. Your better off in the street than trapped in your own house.
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> An open field with some soldiers, best option. Outrun and gun any undead there.
You seem to forget the panic, looters, and the fact that the government would try to restrain the infected, not shoot them.
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get my shit together and kick some ass
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> *Originally posted by **[NickWalker12](/forums/9/topics/37905?page=14#posts-3260599):***
> > You seem to forget the panic, looters, and the fact that the government would try to restrain the infected, not shoot them.
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> Panic? What panic? So a few people are running around trying to eat other people. A single police unit could remove them quite easily. Riot shield wall, for example. Shoot them with tranquilizers?
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> Looters wouldn’t get anywhere, considering the streets would be full of soldiers, police etc.
A small army of riot police won’t arrive in five minutes while the neighborhood is being overrun by zombies. You seem to take cannibalism inducing viruses rather lightly, others do not. Imagine a mother walking into her baby’s nursery one morning to see it’s dad ripping the baby limb from limb, eating them. It takes a toll on the psyche. Remember, these are _people_, not just nameless monsters.
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 How would this not work?
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Exactly how much effect would a shotgun blast have on a zombie? Otherwise, this assumes that these are liberal zombies and have thus taken over America.
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Where would you go?
a military base, lots of weapons and ammo and some food.
Where would you get your supplies?
i’d go to the stores nearby and scavenge at day.
What weapons would you use?
all the weapons in the base plus knives
Who would you go with?
my dogs. (my family’s dead) and the remaining soldiers.
What would you eat?
the food i scavenged and the food in the base
some people might think this isn’t a serious discussion, but just wait till a zombie invasion DOES happen….
it ain’t too serious, should almost be off-topic.
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So you immediately head to a military base? Wouldn’t everyone do that?
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