I won't say who I am, but I've been wanting to say this for a while now... (locked)

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Huh? If this is an attempt to troll, it’s very poorly done. You start off talking about the Serious Discussion forum on Kongregate, then launch into some pseudo conspiracy theory-esque rant using “SD” as the name for that group with rambling goals. It doesn’t make any sense.

 
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It’s just the automatic complaint letter generator thingy. You enter a name, and it generates a long, rambling complaint that ultimately says absolutely nothing, for you. Flag and move on, pretty much.

 
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Advice: Get back no your meds.

 
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Originally posted by vikaTae:

It’s just the automatic complaint letter generator thingy. You enter a name, and it generates a long, rambling complaint that ultimately says absolutely nothing, for you. Flag and move on, pretty much.

That’d explain it then.

 
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Not trying to give this convoluted drivel any validity, but some examples would have really helped to make your point a bit clearer…
If there is a point…

EDIT: I really should type my responses as soon as I open a thread. Submitting your post, only to realise that in the meantime others have pretty much finished everything up is a really weird feeling.

 
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Originally posted by vikaTae:

It’s just the automatic complaint letter generator thingy. You enter a name, and it generates a long, rambling complaint that ultimately says absolutely nothing, for you. Flag and move on, pretty much.

Impressive. It’s been running for two decades.

 
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Remember, keep your tin foil hats on, if you don’t the mind control beta particles will get you in the brain, and then the evil backstabbing churchgoers will use you as a pawn of their destruction.

OP keep up the good fight!

 
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So….like….this is some kinda puter chain letter?
Do I need to pass it on to 7 ppl or something really bad is gonna happen?

 
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Did somebody say pretzels?

 
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At the risk of sounding like a shameless, abusive moocher, I will attempt to humbly set forth a brief précis of Mr. Grz72536’s most wrongheaded personal attacks in hopes of convincing you, the reader, to help bring a fresh perspective and new ideas to the current debate. Let’s start with my claim that Grz72536’s homicidal treacheries have caused larcenous vagrants to descend upon us like a swarm of locusts, altering, rewriting, or ignoring past events to make them consistent with Grz72536’s current “reality”. Grz72536 is not interested in anyone else’s opinion beyond having it serve as an impetus for setting his own jaws into motion. Of course, it’s not quite that simple. He has gone way too far with his no-compromise attitude. Sounds pretty niddering, doesn’t it? But is it any more so than his coldhearted double standards? He has been using all sorts of jiggery-pokery to convince people that we can trust him not to usher in the rule of the Antichrist and the apocalyptic end times. That worldview may be appealing, at least to irascible pantywaists, but it severely limits our national conversation on critical policy issues. Perhaps more painfully, Grz72536 will probably respond to this letter just like he responds to all criticism. He will put me down as “piteous” or “selfish”. That’s his standard answer to everyone who says or writes anything about him except the most fawning praise.

Grz72536 may be reasonably cunning with words. However, he is entirely nerdy with everything else. The quest to understand how he can be so execrable raises far more questions than it answers. Some people might object to that claim, and if they do, my response is: He ought to realize that the most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. Unfortunately, Grz72536 tends to utter so much verbiage about phallocentrism that I can conclude only that his expositors believe that everything is happy and fine and good. It should not be surprising that they believe this, however. As we all know, minds that have been so maimed that they believe that the average working-class person can’t see through Grz72536’s chicanery can believe anything, especially if it’s false.

You may be picking up on something here in all of my responses to Grz72536’s ill-bred calumnies. All of my responses presume that Grz72536 carries nothing but hatred and destruction in his heart. To enter adequately into details or particulars upon this subject in such a short letter as this is quite out of the question. Hence, I will only remark here, in a general way but with all the emphasis of earnestness and truth, that Grz72536 can’t attack my ideas, so he attacks me. It could be worse, I suppose. He could rely on the psychological effects of terror to magnify the localized effects of his screeds so that, like a stone hurled into a pool of water, shock waves ripple from the epicenter of Grz72536’s attacks to the furthest reaches of the Earth.

Perhaps Grz72536’s stupid theatrics exhibit the patina of faddism, but remember that he had promised us liberty, equality, and fraternity. Instead, Grz72536 gave us classism, favoritism, and commercialism. I suppose we should have seen that coming, especially since in public, Grz72536 vehemently inveighs against corruption and sin. But when nobody’s looking, Grz72536 never fails to turn the world’s most civilized societies into pestholes of death, disease, and horror. As we don our battle fatigues, let’s at least be clear about what we’re fighting for: Our war is not about reducing the deficit, not about ending welfare for the rich, and not about the largesse or responsibility of private philanthropy. All we want is for his accomplices not to kill the messenger and control the message.

Grz72536, as usual, you prove yourself to be balmy. He repeats the term “barothermohygrograph” over and over again in everything he writes. Is this repetition part of some new drinking game, or is Grz72536 merely trying to confuse us into believing that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not? A complete answer to that question would take more space than I can afford, so I’ll have to give you a simplified answer. For starters, once in a blue moon, which is still far too often, one encounters the lie that advertising is the most veridical form of human communication. A quick way to refute this myth is to note that after hearing about Grz72536’s sneaky attempts to interfere with the most important principles of democracy, I was saddened. I was saddened that he has lowered himself to this level. You may not understand this now, and I don’t fault you for that, but Grz72536’s plan is to demand that loyalty to beer-guzzling maniacs supersedes personal loyalty. Grz72536’s cohorts are moving at a frightening pace toward the total implementation of that agenda, which includes turning peaceful gatherings into embarrassing scandals.

Grz72536 demands absolute and blind obedience from his agents provocateurs. If he didn’t, they might question his orders to level filth and slime at everyone opposed to his effusions. This unrelenting demand of obedience also implies that I wish I knew when Grz72536 was planning on unleashing his next volley of surly canards. Alas, I’m no Nostradamus. Nevertheless, some of my predictions have come true in spades. For instance, I predicted ages ago that Grz72536 would advertise “magical” diets and bogus weight-loss pills, and look what happened. Even scarier, I predicted that Grz72536 would set the wolf to mind the sheep. Although most people doubted that prediction when I made it, they neglected to consider that Grz72536 says that he is a spokesman for God. What balderdash! What impudence! What treachery!

Documents written by Grz72536’s representatives typically include the line, “Mohockism is a viable and vital objective for our nation’s educational institutions”, in large, 30-point type, as if the size of the font gives weight to the words. In reality, all that that fancy formatting really does is underscore the fact that we must remove our chains and move towards the light. (In case you didn’t understand that analogy, the chains symbolize Grz72536’s vilipensive rejoinders, and the light represents the goal of fighting to the end for our ideas and ideals.) Every time Grz72536 utters or writes a statement that supports rowdyism—even indirectly—it sends a message that power, politics, and privilege should prevail over the rule of law. I myself allege that we mustn’t let him make such statements, partly because as far as being smarmy is concerned, none of his trucklers holds a candle to him, but primarily because I once managed to get him to agree that he can back up his announcements only with empty, inflammatory rhetoric, the very thing that Grz72536 vacuously accuses his critics of using. Unfortunately, a few minutes later, Grz72536 did a volte-face and denied that he had ever said that. I intend to look closely at his manifestos to see what makes them so effectual at authorizing, promoting, celebrating, and legitimizing intolerant, imperious resistentialism. I should expect to find—this is a guess that I currently lack sufficient knowledge to verify—that Grz72536 is extremely chthonic. In fact, my Chthonic-O-Meter confirms that Grz72536 says he’s going to call for ritualistic invocations of needlessly formal rules before long. Is he out of his illaudable mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that he wants to prevent us from responding to his teachings. If he manages to do that, he’ll have plenty of time to focus on his core mission: vandalizing our neighborhoods.

Although Grz72536 has managed to avoid indictment, or even a consensus that he did anything illegal, his cantankerous form of materialism is like a forest fire. Once it is started, none can set bounds to the resulting conflagration. The only option is to build an inclusive, nondiscriminatory movement for social and political change. While doing so won’t put a stop to materialism, it will demonstrate decisively that on the issue of poststructuralism, Grz72536 is wrong again. Sure, people are looking for answers, not ideology. But Grz72536’s cop-outs can be subtle. They can be so subtle that many people never realize they’re being influenced by them. That’s why we must proactively notify humanity that I myself don’t need to tell you that by rejecting Grz72536’s crapulous principles we spit in the devil’s eye. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that the whole of Grz72536’s shiftless worldview may perhaps be expressed in one simple word. That word is “allotheism”. Let me explain: What we’re involved in with Grz72536 is not a game. It’s the most serious possible business, and every serious person—every person with any shred of a sense of responsibility—must concern himself with it.

I’m inclined to think that there is an alternative to lying down passively for the executioner. The alternative is to speak truth to power. In particular, even maverick Internet news and opinion sites are beginning to proclaim that the little I’ve written so far already buttresses the assertion that I am appalled by the vast generalizations in his claim that he is a man of morality, achievements, and noble qualities, one who often sacrifices his own reputation or safety in order to pursue that which is right and those things that truly matter. Grz72536 will almost certainly tiptoe around that glaringly evident fact because if he didn’t, you might come to realize that some people I know say that he has a hunger for violence, a thirst for vengeance, and an indifferent disregard for the suffering of innocent human beings. Others argue that Grz72536 considers it fair game to prostrate the honor, power, independence, laws, and property of entire countries. At this point the distinction is largely academic given that when I first became aware of Grz72536’s covert invasion into our thought processes, all I could think was how Grz72536’s tirades are like an enormous nosism-spewing machine. We must begin dismantling that structure. We must put a monkey wrench in its gears. And we must bring Grz72536 to justice because what I just wrote is not based on merely a single experience or anecdote. Rather, it is based upon the wisdom of accumulated years, spanning two continents, and proven by the fact that no one likes being attacked by irritating knee-biters. Even worse, Grz72536 exploits our fear of those attacks—which he claims will evolve in the immediate years ahead into biological, chemical, or nuclear attacks—as a pretext to manipulate the unseen mechanisms of society so as to make a cause célèbre out of his campaign to squeeze every last drop of blood from our overworked, overtaxed bodies. If you think that’s scary, then you should remember that Grz72536 has made it known that he fully intends to eat our nation to its bones. If those words don’t scare you, nothing will. If they are not a clear warning, I don’t know what could be.

If you read between the lines of Grz72536’s plans for the future, you’ll decidedly find that we must give to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance. Despite total incompetence, Grz72536 is often afflicted with an amazing conceit that causes him to rob Peter to pay Paul. I’ve heard of homophobic things like sensationalism and Dadaism. But I’ve also heard of things like nonviolence, higher moralities, and treating all beings as ends in and of themselves—ideas that his ignorant, unthinking, unholy brain is too small to understand. He once said that he can bring about peace and prosperity for the whole of humanity through violence, deception, oppression, exploitation, graft, and theft. Oh, please. I’m just glad I hadn’t eaten dinner right before I heard him say that. Otherwise, I’d probably still be vomiting too hard to tell you that Grz72536’s favorite activities all involve poking someone’s eyes out. Sadly, this shameful impiety has prevailed with the populace, the canaille, the vulgar. It appeals to loquacious scaramouches and prevents them from seeing that were he alive today, Hideki Tojo would be Grz72536’s most trustworthy ally. I can see Tojo joining forces with Grz72536 to help him put a shrewish spin on important issues. Let me leave you with one last thought: Mr. Grz72536’s policies are an adjudged failure.

 
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Originally posted by Jantonaitis:

Impressive. It’s been running for two decades.

Not that surprising, when you take into account that Eliza, one of the most famous early chatbots, was written in the mid 60s, and was able to fool casual users into thinking she was a human.

Not at all resource intensive either. It was at one time quite common to find a variant of her running on many MUDs, telnet-based precursors to MMOs, which themselves often ran using spare clock cycles on public computers as well as personal ones.

The generator’s an expert system pulling related words from a database dictionary. I don’t know any precise details on the structure he’s using, but it’s some form of linguistic pattern matching, using an associative database where every word is likely linked to others in the database based on the association between individual words, with a random seed thrown into the mix to ensure you never get the same output twice.

A lot of work to put something like that together, but from a technical standpoint, it’s no great feat.

 
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I love it, I love it so much. Where has this been all my life? The style, the metaphors, the perfect hyperbolic, armchair intellectual, paranoiac diction. Swoon.

and because I can’t resist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOqcdiwjnSE