What would you do during a zombie apocalypse?

What would you do during a zombie apocalypse? I would grab my 2 best friends, get some guns, and fire like hell!

I’d point you to all of the other zombie apocalypse threads, but I can’t be arsed with it right now.

If it’s been said once, it’s been said a million times. You call the Z.A.P.T.
http://www.myspace.com/zapt_stud

I know this doesn’t belong in S.D., but who you gonna call? Z.A.P.T.

I wouldn’t do anything because it would never happen

Die.

I’d be one of the zombies.

BRAINS!

Back in my days, we didn’t had zombies. We had commies. Like you. Commies.

I’d find a fortifiable position, get some friends and then spend 8 hours a day decapitating zombies, until we’ve killed every unliving thing on mainland britain.

How will you tell the zombies from the people with bad teeth?

I’d rather find a place with as few brains as possible: Florida.

It is proof of natural selection that there aren’t enough brains at shin level for midget zombies to survive.

So a Little People’s Convention in Florida. Conversely, The Land of Oz.

id go to atlantis cause its a proven fact zombies cant swim, and if it atlantis isnt real, id just go to narnia so i can ride aslan and play in the meadow

Originally posted by TheBSG:

It is proof of natural selection that there aren’t enough brains at shin level for midget zombies to survive.

So a Little People’s Convention in Florida.

Your logic is flawed, young BSG. If you’re at a midget convention, you’ve conveniently created an environment where there are brains at shin level everywhere. This is the only place a colony of midget zombies could thrive for a time until larger zombies moved in and hogged the precious brains.

I should commission a flash natural selection simulator based on my own Zombie Theory.

I’d necro a thread that belonged in OT in the first place… Oh wait, Hi zigybogydo!

Let my den of 800 tigers out so they can finally have lunch (although they would kill me first…hm)

This is relatively new (last month), so I don’t know if it’s been posted in one of these zombie threads yet, but it’s an amusing (though somewhat vulgar, fair warning) article:

http://www.cracked.com/article/126_5-popular-zombie-survival-tactics-that-will-get-you-killed/

I’d animate IggyShark’s icon and keep the zombies busy with that.
Seriously, that duck, if it were moving would be hypnotic

All credit for the duck should go to my darling, Boobz. She’s really amazing with pixel art.

As for SRS zombie business… Ipod speakers + RC car = zombie distraction plus awesome killing music.

Aw, Iggylove. <3

On topic… I’d hide behind Iggy and let him deal with them.

Dude. OT can use this stuff. That is where would you’d get some real answers.

Originally posted by CaptainMouse64:

Throw Carados into the Zombie horde, then laugh

Because thats not trollish at all. Again hypocrisy thy name is CaptainMouse64.

Originally posted by blood18:

Originally posted by CaptainMouse64:

Throw Carados into the Zombie horde, then laugh

Because thats not trollish at all. Again hypocrisy thy name is CaptainMouse64.

How is it trollish? Carados would win, because she would be so impolite to the zombies that they would decide not to eat her, for fear of bitter taste.

It’s all in good fun, like the thread suggests

I’ll luanch the Super Ultra Mega Neutron Bomb and suicide bomb myself and killed everything.

well i would do what most people claim to do now with all seriosness look me in the face and tell me you have big enough balls to fight…I like to think that i do so i would find i good posion get suviovors and every day the guys with biggest balls run out during day light get foot or other matiriel and live as long as possible

Click the opt-out button.

No! You must fight the zombies.