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If it’s been said once, it’s been said a million times. You call the Z.A.P.T.
I know this doesn’t belong in S.D., but who you gonna call? Z.A.P.T.
How will you tell the zombies from the people with bad teeth?
I’d rather find a place with as few brains as possible: Florida.
It is proof of natural selection that there aren’t enough brains at shin level for midget zombies to survive.
So a Little People’s Convention in Florida. Conversely, _The Land of Oz_.
> *Originally posted by **[TheBSG](/forums/9/topics/53765?page=1#posts-1238842):***
> It is proof of natural selection that there aren’t enough brains at shin level for midget zombies to survive.
> So a Little People’s Convention in Florida.
Your logic is flawed, young BSG. If you’re at a midget convention, you’ve conveniently created an environment where there _are_ brains at shin level everywhere. This is the only place a colony of midget zombies could thrive for a time until larger zombies moved in and hogged the precious brains.
I should commission a flash natural selection simulator based on my own Zombie Theory.
This is relatively new (last month), so I don’t know if it’s been posted in one of these zombie threads yet, but it’s an amusing (though somewhat vulgar, fair warning) article:
All credit for the duck should go to my darling, [Boobz](http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/Diabolotry). She’s really amazing with pixel art.
As for SRS zombie business… Ipod speakers + RC car = zombie distraction plus awesome killing music.
> *Originally posted by **[CaptainMouse64](/forums/9/topics/53765?page=1#posts-1376401):***
> Throw Carados into the Zombie horde, then laugh
Because thats not trollish at all. Again hypocrisy thy name is CaptainMouse64.
> *Originally posted by **[blood18](/forums/9/topics/53765?page=1#posts-1376660):***
> > *Originally posted by **[CaptainMouse64](/forums/9/topics/53765?page=1#posts-1376401):***
> > Throw Carados into the Zombie horde, then laugh
> Because thats not trollish at all. Again hypocrisy thy name is CaptainMouse64.
How is it trollish? Carados would win, because she would be so impolite to the zombies that they would decide not to eat her, for fear of bitter taste.
It’s all in good fun, like the thread suggests
well i would do what most people claim to do now with all seriosness look me in the face and tell me you have big enough balls to fight…I like to think that i do so i would find i good posion get suviovors and every day the guys with biggest balls run out during day light get foot or other matiriel and live as long as possible