JCaesar's Comments

I keep hearing about how nobody can get the sapper fighter. I can't get it myself, honestly, any screenshot of what one looks like would be greatly appreciated.

A bug, there's clearly a maximum amount of packets that can be alive onscreen at once, as evidenced by this following puzzle, which should be solvable in one click, but in fact requires clicking the port more than once to complete. 9G8,8D7,7D8,7D7,5D7,4D8,4D8,5D7,2D7,1D8,1D8,2B6,2B6,1B6,3B6,4B6,5B6,6B6,7B6,8D5,1D4,1D4,2D5,2D4,4D5,4D5,5D4,5D4,7D5,7D4,8B5,8B3,0B3,1B3,3B3,4B3,6B3,7D2,8D2,7D1,7D1,5D1,4D2,4D2,5D1,2D1,1D2,1D2,2B0,0B0,2B0,3B0,5B0,6B0,8B2,3B2,6D5,0D7,0B8,0B4,0B8,3B8,6B7,8B2,0A0,1>65B7,6A0,4>67B7,3A0,7>69B6,0B4,3B4,6A1,8>73B5,3A3,2>75B5,6A3,5>77B3,8P1,-1

Anyone actually tried that recipe?

Lol, LChan.

I agree, a lot like amorphous+. That said, it's not in the slightest bit unoriginal--it's also different than amorphous+ in a whole lot of ways too. Great game.

sqrtman: that's the torchie. it shows up somewhat late in huge nests, just fight your way through one of those and if you get far enough one will show up.

did you win? lol

Lol, snowball effect. Clearly you had too much "fuel" onscreen, if you will. suppressive fire helps. It also helps get rid of grays and voids before they even form, and gets rid of a lot of amalgam problems too...

For a few extra laughs, try a practice mode with just torchies and inkies. /!\ Caution: blasting zone.

CONTRA! THIRTY GUYS! CONTRA! THIRTY GUYS! THE FOLLOWING CODE MAKES THE BODY COUNT RISE! UP! UP! DOWN! DOWN! LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! B! A! SELECT! START! /nerd

Huzzah! Hall of fame!

of the three must-haves, any recommendations on which two to use for going 10 minutes? ugh... I'm using armour and the blade right now, but projectiles and acid are now the bane of my life aournd 7 minutes in.

Well you can scratch that, actually. What I figured out was that you have to maneuver around a bit to make sure she's trailing her blades behind her before you have any chance of getting it to work. Otherwise when she charges, she's got a blade protecting her from the front, if you attempt the kill again and again too quickly after failing once. Anyways, off to try to get 10-minute-life award... oh dear.

yeah, you could do a little better than "Stay a far distance away and when it lunges, slice it. May take practice or a few tries." --that doesn't really help me. It's pretty good though, and it's been a great help, but I still can't kill a normal queen (no matter what I do or when I do it, I get blocked or avoided). More specifically, do I stand there and let her come straight at me? do I move a little, do I advance or retreat? what's the timing, should I do it just before she lunges or as I see it happen? etc. Razor queen was easier, lulz.

haha, I can't believe this. I've beaten the razor queen, but I still can't figure out how to damage a normal queen. All the guides I've read just tell me to swing when she starts charging, but I haven't the vaguest what I'm doing. Any tips?

bumping this, because I found it helpful-- http://www.freewebs.com/bubblemasta/

Well there's my problem. Wasn't using land-mines. I'd been doing perfectly fine with flarestorm and stormbolts, but japan needs a little more umph. Also made use of the vortex to hold them down while my storms spool up to their full, overlapping power. Got all three first try that time.

...and I cannot for the life of me survive japan even once without getting damaged. lol. oh well, beat it anyway. C rank on my first try.

Simple, yet elegant. Well done.

I just lost the game