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This game should have been REPORTED for profanity... and thus deleted.... not given a badge.
Complete fail of Kongregate.
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Just a pointless insulting useless attempt of a game, 110% lame and clearly shows the complete lack of dev ability. To sink to the devs level I will say this game sucks you know what of all sizes. And with the language this game gives I'm surprised it's on Kong-regate. Sure some games skirt by, but this is blatant. I do Not recommend anyone play it ever, and doubly so for those with low self-esteem. Kong please remove this kind of shit "game".
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the lack of subtlety is what killed it in the end for me, the antagonist computer is no GlaDOS, passive aggressively attempting to destroy you, it's not SHODAN, so convinced of her own superiority that she sees you a mere resource to exploit, it's no AM who's contempt is made manifest by the cruel ironies he puts upon the protagonist.
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I, during the whole gameplay was like: YOU SHALT FEAR ME, FOR I AM THE ETERNAL LORD OF DARKNESS." and then the game was litteraly like: "f**k you". XD Very well done, it gave me laughs all the way through, and really got me thinking. However, it was pretty short, which I don't like... I'd give it 46/50
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Other than the fact that the ending could have been better executed (it feels kind of rushed), it's an awesome game =)
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Was this game's dialogue written by a 12 year old? Could you imagine if GlaDOS literally just said "You are dumb" every single room? I doubt Portal would be the game series it is
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Look under bed
"I don't know how to do that"
Look at bed
"You decide to look under it as well"
I know you can't program every response but thats one is a staple of the text adventure genre. Come on
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me-pickup parts
game-don't understand
me-look parts
game-these are the parts
me-pickup motherboard
game-idiot, just pick up the parts
me-...
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I really expected to hate this game, and although I had a slow start I learned to enjoy this game a lot. More of this kind of game would be appreciated.
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Well, it was fun, but not very philosophical. The ending is nothing special. I expected some challenging fun where I need to iteract with objects, but have no hands, ending came too fast just when the real fun began. 3/5
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fuk it the code is 19238190283131! -U said the code is 19238190283131? hahahaha wait 19238190283131? This is the code!!! .... That was the best moment of the game xD
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It's a good thing my kids like these cute little Kongpanions enough to play a game that says "fnck you" to them in order to get one... The game itself is fine (even if remarkably short), but the decision to make it a badge of the day is a little on the iffy side considering the amount of kids that frequent this place.