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Need some sort of option beyond voting 1 star... like being able to vote a game off the island or something. The demeaning comments of the "AI" aside, this was incredibly boring.
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Great game, though, really it was!
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I said this before I'm pretty sure, but I'm giving this game a 3/5 Stars simply because of all the swearing. If the swearing was removed but the bad attitude of the computer kept this game would get 5/5 stars
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COMPUTER: PICK A NUMBER TO 1 THROUGH 1 HUNDRED-THOUSAND.
ME: 50 THOUSAND.
COMPUTER: A NUMBER. GUESS A NUMBER YOU LITTLE SHIT!
ME: BUT THAT IS A NUMBER YOU PRESCHOOLER!
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"I am forced to assume that you enjoy performing meaningless tasks. If this is the case, then you're in luck: I have one for you"
I'm thinking of a number from 1 to 100,0000. F**k you.
Me: Uhhhhhh
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@ShineYoet It's interactive, it's puzzling, it's funny. It gets the brain working and matches the definition of "game" better than the onslaught of pay2win MMO's and idle games. Also, it has good ambient music XD If you want a more interactive adventure, you should play "Don't Shit Your Pants" (I'm serious).
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"You enter 1 into the keypad, feeling hopeless and - wait a minute."
Yes...wait a minute. WHO THE HELL WOULD PUT "1" AS CODE?!
*shakes head in disbelief
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This was not fun, I only did it for the points and the badge and used a walk through. This was not a game, this was just typing things.
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Just finished the game and wondered who developed it and saw author of The Company of Myself. No wonder its so good :)
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@cleroque For the keypad without a note, any number works on the fifth try as long as all the numbers are different. Did you think you were so lucky that your random guess at the logic out of all possible types of puzzle logics was spot on?
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Took the key, opened the padlock. Then TOOK THE KEY AGAIN. In the 3rd room game says i've already picked up the computer parts although i didn't. Seems like i broke game a bit:)
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This was amazing. I love ALL the games where the narrator is a big jerk and just stops at the end... And this game.. WOW! It's one of the best ones out there!
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look under bed
no that will not help
look at bed
simple bed just in case you looked UNDER bed and find a key
*facepalm*
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P:build the computer
G:you can't build the computer until u collect all the parts
P:collect all the parts
G:what? i dont understand
P:pick up all the parts
G:what i dont understand
P:pick up the cpu
G:its incredible how inefficient you are. dont bother typing eac part by itself. just pick up the PARTS
P:pick up parts
G:im not sure what you mean.
P:pick up the parts
G:uhh, try something else.
for freaking real?
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This was realy good. Took some time to figure out the number but it was entertaining in a my-life-is-imperfect-and-dose-not-matter kind of way.
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in the room where you see computer parts, I said "look at cpu". It said "It's incredible how inefficient you are. Don't bother typing each part by itself.
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I didn't realize a flash game would ever require me to use the binary search algorithm like that.
Saves a lot of guesses.
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walkthrough:
1st room: Look, look at bed, take key, use key on padlock, enter box
2nd room: Look, code is: 1904 (1989-85=1904 - when you write read note it will show that the year is 1989 and the eternal person is 85 years old, remove 85 from 1989 and you will find the number)
3rd room: Look, take parts, build computer, hit power button
4th room: Look, enter 5 random numbers and the you will open the next room
5th room: Look, write Hell
6th room: Writing look 9 times will "anger" the etereal and it will ask for a number between 1 and 100,000 - the number is random for everyone and everytime you play the game, find the number yourself )
7th room: Look, look, look blood, anger, anger, leave room.
Congrats you won the game!
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haha I loved angering the game, and it was sweet how it thought it could offend me when I've had a much worse opinion of myself for years.