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You Find Yourself in a Room: A game that slowly realizes that it hates you and all that you stand for. Wow... I have a lot to look forward to!
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- Get to the box.
- No, I don't think that will work.
- So, what do I have to do?
- Uhh, try something else.
- Ok... Umm... Destroy the box?
- No, that will not help.
- I know. God damnit...
- You're confusing me. Try something different.
- Enter box.
- You put one leg into the box. [...]
- Yea!
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The second keypad is actually just completely random. Type random numbers in several times. One of the times it will move on no matter what numbers you type.
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IN THE END IT WAS EMOTION THAT DEFEATED THE MACHINE! I really need some comfort food though, my self-esteem is destroyed...
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haha I loved angering the game, and it was sweet how it thought it could offend me when I've had a much worse opinion of myself for years.
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*Second half* "I CUT YOUR ****ING HANDS OFF WITH A ROTARY SAW." me: "Lol. I didn't need 'em." "I don't understand." I have won.
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Oh yeah? Well, you are inferior because you don't even have common sense of numbers. Only value sense. Because you say 0000 is not a 4 digit number TROLOLOL!
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yeah, okay, sure, he let me go, but i have no freakin hands, what am i supposed to do now? go to the "I had my hands cut off by a computer!" club?
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"do you know how complex it is to internally simulate the creation of a computer?" i dont know why but i find this the funniest part of the game (i know this game wasnt suppost to be funny)
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Well MAN is that depressing or what?
I got fed up with it and decided to type, "punch you in the face" once. I even typed "YOU'RE STUPID." and things, because it isn't healthy for me to let someone say these things to me... I'm glad I was let out. ;D Darn computer.
This game is 5/5 because it got to me. Thumbs up.
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WHOA!!! I got the emotion on my first try XD
The number guessing was kinda fun actually. Although it did freak me out with the way the font kept getting bigger and bigger.
This text game reminded me of the good old days where online rpg games would be completely in text ^^;
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Emotions that don't work: Greed, Lust, Hunger, joy, empathy, apathy, boredom, a broom, dancing, eat arms, what was the question?
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5/5 for an excellent text-based game. These are the best kinds of games out there, because they run on the most advanced grapgics card ever invented: imagination. Instant favorite.
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i cursed at this robot several times.. eventually it got to him calling me an "ignorant little shit". Somehow or another.. this made me want to win the game.
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You find yourself sitting in front of your monitor, realizing that you just spent the best 20 minutes you've had a long time.
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After a level in Viricide, The AI contacts another AI called ABOMI, ABOMI says "Hello, little pest. EXADI told me about your plans to correct her systems. I have no choice but to assume that your true motives are purely sinister. Humans are not capable of selflessness. You will soon understand our superiority. YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A ROOM.