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Only complaint, add a way to get back to the main menu. That maze level is a pain when you play through again fro more achieves
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Funny concept! But you should turn down the volume on some sound-effects (when you die by the spikes, and the UFO-shot almost made my ears bleed :C
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Ha, 5minutesoff,you are an ingenious person...you managed to catch and express the truth in most gamers nowadays...No patience what-so-ever 1/5 (JK 5/5)
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I'm not swearing: 1/5. Wrong avatar: 1/5. Level 5, 9x die: 5/5. Lag maze: 2/5. Too much achievements: 11/5. Total: 4/5. Great game.
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this is an awful game, rubbish graphics,rubbish story, rubbish everything! if i could rate it lower than 1000/5 i would!
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Loved it, gotta die 9 times to pass level 5 haha epic lol i was like wtf do i do. Game with a powerful message for all the little kids out there spamming 1/5 on every game they suck at.
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Although the game did have a message, and Tasselfoot's games are awesome, I think turning the player into a swearing, obnoxious newbie is a little bit too much. Also, many of the problems mentioned are real; the game itself lacks substance. I didn't enjoy it that much. 2/5, no joke intended.
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ummm... I accidently made it impossible for the creepers in the TD to get to the finish... The level doesn't end unless you lose, and I can't lose. FACK!
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Cool idea, nice message, too much passive waiting around for the character to walk. 4/5 ( yeah that's right 1/5 less )
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CardinalNY...stfu. By you saying all that, he actually achieved exactly what he wanted. No..it's not calling the player stupid, it's making fun of the internet/comments in general. Everything that was said, is usually the exact same stupid thing that someone, somewhere is complaining about. It's a commentary on the internet as a whole. I laughed at almost every one of the comments that popped up because I have seen people doing the same thing. Now stop trying to go all Freudian and trying to act smart on a simple game who's message is clear and doesn't need to be analyzed in any way.
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Game crashed my Flash plugin. 1/5
(I wish I was kidding--my Flash player actually DID crash. What a fail on its part. Joking about the rating, though.)
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5minutesoff, QQ more.
I returned to this game again just to experience its sheer stupidity once more and I'd like to expand upon my previous comment.
Making the obnoxious commenter in the game have the same name as the player produces an effect that is completely opposite of the one you want. It basically tells the player that they're stupid and turns the message into one big "J'ACCUSE!"
If a level is bugged (like "Level 3" was here) to the point where it stops the game or prevents it from being playable, it is completely within reason to give the game a 1/5 (or a similarly low score). If you are a game developer, submitting a game with a fatal flaw to a website with a bazillion players is tantamount to handing in a term paper that does not fully address the prompt. You have not done your homework.
All in all, please treat your fellow Kongregate players with a little respect.