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Amateur Surgeon
Pizza delivery boy Alan Probe’s a regular guy with a big dream: to become a surgeon. One fateful nig… show morePizza delivery boy Alan Probe’s a regular guy with a big dream: to become a surgeon. One fateful night on the way back from a delivery Alan runs over Dr. Ignacious Bleed, and is forced to perform a delicate operation with only the tools he has on-hand—a stapler, pizza cutter, salad tongs, a lighter and other household implements. From then on, Probe and Bleed begin running a back-alley surgery shop that appeals to the criminal element that can’t seek medical help any other way. Originally developed by Mediatonic. show lessGame is controlled with the mouse. Your tools are lined up at the top of the screen. Click to select… show moreGame is controlled with the mouse. Your tools are lined up at the top of the screen. Click to select one or quick-select them using numbers 0-9 on the keyboard. Click or click-and-hold in the gameplay area to use them. Pause button is located in the upper left corner of the screen, on the Jog-Log. There’s also a Help button in the lower left corner of the gameplay area. Corkscrew + gel – you can revive a little bit of your patient’s health if he is near death by using the Corkscrew (#8) and Gel (#4). Select the corkscrew first, then the gel. Both will be selected. When you click and hold the mouse in the gameplay area, a circle will appear with a red area that moves in a clockwise direction. While holding the mouse, position your pointer in the red area while it goes all the way around until your patient regains a little bit of health. You can do this multiple times to prevent death, but using it may open up a small wound that you will have to cauterize/gel later before you can move on. show lessGame info loaded 
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