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Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself)

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Published:

2009-04-22

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Description

Stan is in hell. He lives the day-in, day-out workaday life of a cube jockey. A last-minute meeting request pushes him over the edge. As Stan, you wander the office space finding ingenious ways to hurt him until Stan’s health is completely drained. He has but five minutes—if he can’t do it by then, he’s doomed to sit through yet another boring meeting. You’re Stan’s only hope. Original…

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Instructions

Arrow keys: movement (Hint: tilt keyboard to the right to match the game perspective if you’re having trouble.) Left arrow key is up, up is right, down is left and right is down.

Space bar: Interact with people, obstacles, doors, etc.

When talking to someone: The up/down arrows choose response, space bar confirms response.

Obstacles you can interact with are marked with a green arrow.

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avatar for FluffyPuppie
FluffyPuppie

Jan. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) [+] if you think there should be a free play mod

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(826)

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szczoo17

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This guy is almost immortal!

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(133)

avatar for junkman53
junkman53

Jul. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i died from eating the free mints in the urinal! XD

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(680)

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jellybob

Jul. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i died by getting kicked in the nuts LOL

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(563)

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spetkeFin

Sep. 13, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I died by hitting myself in the face with an office stapler. What a way to go!

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(424)

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