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aznglock

Jun. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I don't have the time for this, I'm trying to kill myself!

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Twisted_Honor

Jun. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I died because insulted a gay wrestler.

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KerryL2

Jun. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) there should be an achievement on killing yourself in less than 3 minutes, like there is on adult swim arcade on facebook..

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fishesofhawaii

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I wish it was casual Friday.

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RubinCox

May. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The control responsiveness is really aweful.

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aynonymous

May. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lol i went down and bothered technical suport and they all axed me

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kinglallak

May. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I died because people wanted candy and I was wearing a pinata on my head...

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Peash

May. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This is fun but easy. You need to collect everything on the top floor besides the staplers, go to the bottom floor, interact with the "MAN" door, the weasel things will attack you, then you interact with the blue flooring, a shark will throw you into the air, then go back to the top floor, collect the staplers.... and.... BAM! You're dead!

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bigcupofcoffee

May. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I pissed on so many computers, I must have drank 10 gallons of coffee this morning.

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CarlosHMA68

May. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I Love this game, I played it ages ago and told my friends and big brother! It's loltastic

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sand566

May. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) then when hes about to die at the meeting he finds out he gets a promotion

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cool10927353

May. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) hey, when do i get "casual friday"?

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cool10927353

May. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i love the loading screen! "lock&load"

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OHMAGAWD

Apr. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) paper shredders > copy room (Mimeomaimed 8% per copier) then up to the umbrella-postal service bit, maybe chuck in a few 'Youve been supplied' gets you kill in 2 minutes ish

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jjoorriissjjuuhh

Apr. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) viva pinata on ure headXD thats my deadXD

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matthew93

Apr. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ate five urinal cakes, got hacked up by pshyco clown, elctrocuted himself, was attacked by a shark, and jumped by half a billion weasels and still had to go to the meeting lol this guy is either very lucky, very stupid or has stunt doubles or possibly some combination of the three

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khdoc

Apr. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I died getting shot by an umbrella ^^

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XLilybreezeX

Apr. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I stabbed myself with scissors! >:D

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tulsa100

Apr. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I died from the paper shreder

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Lenthall123

Apr. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Funny :D

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coolJ234

Mar. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i threw up everywhere in the bathroom

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EthanN9

Mar. 22, 2012

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pleplo

Mar. 21, 2012

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Monkeyboy02

Mar. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why are there clowns in the bathroom??? O.o

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kittywarrior

Mar. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) is going to heaven with scissors in your stomach like bonus points in the eyes of god?

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Huntinater4k

Mar. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) easier solution: quit job

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Denestia

Mar. 04, 2012

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titanic2000

Mar. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) whats with the shark? whats with the weasle gaurds? WHO IS THIS HORRABLE BOSS??? 4/5 NICE GAME, SHOULD HAVE MORE AND MORE BADGES

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deadrunner

Feb. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The cute little shark ate me

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DARKASSASSIN135

Feb. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) good game :)

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cuboybestfan

Feb. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) everyone: stan what are you ow what the fBEEP worker: oh my god worker2: omg i got some bread pBEEPSS scientist: hey dont pee the computers copy guys: omg what the fuBEEP are you going ow why in the heEL hes a bloody person my infidels killer crown: come in takke that that you kick me in the balls stan Girl floor 2 omg what are you doing at the fish aaaaaaaaaaaaaa a shark ate you omg no that door is prohi oh oh f.CENSORED wesel get out of here final: co worker omg stan he died ow coronel mgs: stan respond stan staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan boss pEss off to your ANNOYING NOISE

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piewarlord101

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I died by being Gygaxed by a nerd rofl!

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CK1708

Feb. 16, 2012

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magiquest100

Feb. 12, 2012

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master27662

Feb. 07, 2012

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Darkportals

Feb. 04, 2012

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Darkportals

Feb. 04, 2012

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WalrusRoad

Jan. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Now I remember why I don't like clowns...

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GRANDMA123

Jan. 24, 2012

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ShadowStalker2

Jan. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The clown killed me! Aren't clowns supposed to be fun?

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natethegrate56

Jan. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i died by get stomped on by a domanatrix looking wrester

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DominickTheGamer

Jan. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i kept trying to die then finaly i ate that soap and that puked then died

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danner5

Jan. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) :D hey free mints X|

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Brogers44

Jan. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) First I got ripped apart by a shark.....still living.........then attacked by weasels. DEAD.

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typodestoyer9001

Jan. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 3/5. Glitched on me - wouldn't let me move.

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olivia_danielle

Jan. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I CANT DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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chris1200

Jan. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) death by chainsaw awesome

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HyperActive1OO

Jan. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 1:56 just go up to the supply room in the top right corner of the office and hold down space, although its not as fun doing it that way

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Boomerer

Jan. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) OMG, a fat guy trapped me between a fridge and a desk -.-

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Xx_Thor_xX

Jan. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) [+] If you died by a clown stabbing you.. my worst nightmare

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