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Jonas_Marder

Feb. 12, 2017

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kaimvardas

Feb. 7, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Congratulations! You have been supplied! You died!

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chrisblammo123

Feb. 5, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) this game lags too much on my laptop

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Badgesnatcha

Feb. 4, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Never mind.

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Badgesnatcha

Feb. 4, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) The badge isn't working for me...

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Moonypeeny

Feb. 3, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) always knew it was the stapler that would do me in

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adina_lynn

Feb. 2, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Those clowns in the bathroom though! Genius

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MegaMagikarp666

Jan. 27, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I got stuck in a corner, blocked by the fat guy for 5 minutes! If I ever get cornered talking about Italian vs Beef, making a living out of Emojis or being dragged to a sporting event; even after telling the person I'd rather die than listen to them, and trying to trick them to leave me alone with the lie of cake- Suicide would be the only option.

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Mnoppee

Jan. 20, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I wonder if there's anything he can use to kill himself in the meeting, if he doesn't manage to kill himself in the five minutes he has before it.

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teemo_omega

Jan. 20, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) me like the game

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celrick

Jan. 15, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I was beaten to death by coworkers who thought i was a pinata...

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MattTheSpark

Jan. 10, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I died by a shark on floor 2. I think it mauled me to death.

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Felipepao2

Jan. 9, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Wow... Crazy... 5 stars...

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StingLikeABee

Dec. 29, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) That would have been a lot more fun if the controls weren't so awful.

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druafganger

Dec. 18, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) None of my coworkers seem to mind I have blood all over me and scissors stuck in my gut.

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Ruhani_Mojumder

Dec. 18, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Killed By Clown

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nowaitforme102

Dec. 10, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I died by getting mauled by seal things. nice

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Solaya

Dec. 10, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Killer clown. In the toilet. Enough said.

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HonorableCitizen

Dec. 10, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) never have i looked at suicide this enjoyable!

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o_anman

Dec. 2, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) 10/10

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irissoiris

Dec. 2, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) hahaha. very funny game

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Zefortuner

Nov. 25, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Took about 2 minutes of rollerblades and bombs at his face for him to die. Sheez, what are his insides made of?

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Gollemite

Nov. 23, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) died 3:21:111

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janine_heijenk

Nov. 22, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) i've never tried so hard killing myself.

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Nebula9

Nov. 20, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I died by sticking some explosive stuff in the microwave..... sigh*.... I love microwaved food

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moosicornss

Nov. 18, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I died by uh, being gay. Man, that guy sure didn't like my romantic advances.

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AhmadIrfanA1

Nov. 17, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) IS THIS GUY AN IMMORTAL!!!???? HE GOT BITTEN AND CHOMPED BY A SHARK OMG AND HE STILL SURVIVES!!!!!xdxdxdxd

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anceptix

Nov. 10, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I've never been so happy to die...

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FaceTube

Nov. 8, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) This guy can take a beating that's for sure XD

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MordredH

Nov. 3, 2016

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AWESOMENESS198

Oct. 28, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I died by a shark :P

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AWESOMENESS198

Oct. 28, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) This game is ridiculous and the guy is like invincible.

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Matarael99

Oct. 27, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) the music is awfull the rest is good

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phoebe2009

Oct. 25, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I swear this guy is invincible or something

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fasdario1

Oct. 17, 2016

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freeofchargee1

Oct. 5, 2016

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MattTheDracolyte

Oct. 4, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Can't beat 5 minute quest 'cause this lags so much for me

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Winter_Knight

Oct. 1, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) The pre-intro adult swim advertisement is ridiculously long.

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harry2

Sep. 22, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) after surviving a stapler in the neck, getting beaten by coworkers and committing seppuku with a pair of scissors i died by getting hit with an umbrella.

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ClaudiaT

Sep. 20, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) i don't know if it's me, ut the coworkers keep cornering me and they kill me and everything, but then, i can't go on....

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Magooa

Sep. 20, 2016

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jobo4

Sep. 18, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) i can't play

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jobo4

Sep. 18, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) wait if he hates his job so much why doesn't he quit probaly because he enjoys dying

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jobo4

Sep. 18, 2016

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bluesniper90

Sep. 17, 2016

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sepiadreams

Sep. 17, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) And I know - it's a super old game. Wouldn't mind if it wasn't part of a quest!

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sepiadreams

Sep. 17, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Trying to get the 5-Minute Games quest, but it's too laggy :-( It seriously took me a minute and a half to get from the lighter to the other thing (propane? fire extinguisher?), and I didn't interact with anyone along the way. I just kept hitting the forward arrow and watching him stand there like a lump while the clock counted down :-( Wish there was a free play mode, it seems like a fun game but not when it's timed and everything takes twice as long as it should!

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Gabuuuxa

Sep. 17, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) This is the oNLY game where I can say satisfactorily: Yay I died!

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MydizWeljump

Sep. 16, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I died watching the game load

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melodea7h

Sep. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) A gimp Dive-bombed me to death.

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