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ppotui

May. 26, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I'm really bot big on the controls. Could use some improvement.

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ninjaman2257

May. 22, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) leaviing a coment

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metalslugfan6666

May. 12, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) took the paper cutter to myself as my way to die

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Goobmeister

May. 7, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) pie

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Pillboxhead

May. 7, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Apparently you can just walk up to the supply closet and just keep getting hit over and over? I already had significant damage from other means so I don't know if it eventually stops

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tomuch22

May. 6, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I died by peeing on the skelatin

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martin611

May. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Apparently, pissing on computers is a thing now.

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Skullorze

Apr. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) So i Stapled myself 5 times, I used the copier to Cut my head off. stabbed scissors in my stomach. got hit by dynamite and nuked, And when does a anvil hit me from the supply office, my final Demise was a stapler. So i died from a stapler? o_O

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Souleater900

Apr. 22, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Getting killed by nerdss niceee

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embercoral

Apr. 22, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I stuck my face in a paper shredder and died...but that was only after I blowtorched myself, stabbed myself with a pair of scissors, smacked myself with multiple staplers, exploded the microwave while standing in front of it, got whacked as a pinata several times, got punched by a holy fist from above, and got pummeled by a wrestler.

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princessqueen6

Apr. 13, 2015

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jhelton2847

Mar. 27, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I want candy death.the guy didn't even get the candy

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esperaholo

Mar. 26, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I always knew clowns would be the death of me... well them or like balloon animals... maybe peanuts.

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brenden1ultra

Mar. 13, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Is this guy a super hero or what he could save life's with this kind of power like he's tough enough to get hit by chainsaw and stand

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ronnie5234

Mar. 5, 2015

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sionna123

Mar. 4, 2015

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buffh

Mar. 3, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Sticky keys make this unplayable

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phillipd2001

Feb. 27, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) luv dis

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FlashmasterMOE

Feb. 16, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Died by hitting myself with an umbrella in the postal room, which came flying out the other side.

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jeffw1

Feb. 8, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I died in 1 minute 22 seconds. Got chopped up by some nice and helpful guys downstairs.

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DareEmerald2

Jan. 28, 2015

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JDcompy

Jan. 25, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Does anyone else lag so badly it's unplayable?? This is a BRAND NEW laptop..

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Mage6019

Jan. 22, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) kids, don't try this at home.

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KungFuX

Jan. 19, 2015

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oegaleraV2

Jan. 16, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I DID IT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Szamasz

Jan. 7, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I can't even kill myself... ;)

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thebananalives

Dec. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I died by pinata.

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JDcompy

Dec. 10, 2014

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sladerocker2002

Dec. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I didn't do it *sad face*

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arc13

Dec. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This is certainly stress relief when I'm suicidal

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Poss8

Nov. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 00:03 left... Thank god for this shark

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aaronseven7

Nov. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i died by that ass hole clown

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sgt_jason666

Nov. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) YAY I DIED wait a minute....................*dies*

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toeffi

Nov. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i wouldn´t want to work in an office where you´re asking for some supplies and they throw a chainsaw at you :D

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Kidk0327

Oct. 26, 2014

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10crystalmask01

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) It's funny how the people around you are just not giving a damn... "Oh hey, looks like ____doing the usual today!"

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SerpentDrake

Oct. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I threw a trophy in an oven after being squashed by a shemale in a wrestling outfit.

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brantheile30

Oct. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I died from being hit in the face with a pinata on my head ;-;

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Rearix

Oct. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I died by snakes.

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MOUSIETHADURP

Oct. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I died by a clown... MY NIGHTMARES

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poopsack113

Sep. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) its sad that you cant go in the womens restroom

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awz0me273

Sep. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) got eaten by shark with lasers

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pakali

Sep. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Died being smashed by a holy fist HA

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XxjaminabizzlexX

Aug. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) HOW DO I DIE

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XxPandaKingxX71

Aug. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Bing... Explosive Trophy any one

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Radgon

Aug. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i died talking to computer geeks. scary

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8675039

Jul. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) for all the serious games on kongregate its nice to have some like these ^^

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LanaM4

Jul. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Haven't played this game in a while XD

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dsjafj

Jun. 29, 2014

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dsjafj

Jun. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i died from geting shot xD

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