Comments for Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself)

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szczoo17

Sep. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This guy is almost immortal!

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FluffyPuppie

Jan. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) [+] if you think there should be a free play mod

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junkman53

Jul. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i died from eating the free mints in the urinal! XD

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jellybob

Jul. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i died by getting kicked in the nuts LOL

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spetkeFin

Sep. 13, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I died by hitting myself in the face with an office stapler. What a way to go!

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burningBomber5

Mar. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So let's evaluate my day at the office. I talked about god's blessing to mankind. To test my faith the snakes of sin bit me. I then went to our supply office to get a new pencil.I got a chainsaw and a giant anvil. But I was happy. Because today was Pinata day. And I was chosen to wear it. Then I realised I had still work to to and went to the copy room. unfortunately I had a lapse of memory and forgot how to use the copiers. . You do slam the upper half of it repeatedly on your head to copy, don't you?I also accidently sliced my arm there, but that was minor. As midday came around I wanted to warm my meal up in the microwave. I even added in a trophy so that my food would taste champion-like. It exploded. Someone should really write instruction manuals. I then got in a discussion I didn't want to be part in. About wife-beaters. He was even so kind to demonstrate how a wife beating man would act. I felt bliss that instant as my life flashed before me. 4/5 I liked it quite a bit.

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hothot689

May. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What kind of office supply room supplys dynamite, running chainways, and huge anvils ....

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xXTryHardXx

Jan. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) But If I kill myself, I wont be able to enjoy the 5 Point Badge. ;o

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saicotic

Jul. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I got beat down by a clown. Hey, that rhymes!

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ARCHMON

Dec. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) yup just walking around casually with scissors in my stomach

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XFREAK68

Jun. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) when you first start go to the elevtor than go past the mail room into the computer room. than go up to one of the geeks and keep on pressing the space bar. RATE + IF THIS HELPED YOU!!!!!!!

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Ghost_of_omar

Jun. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) died by getting sacrificed by a clown XD

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awesome_guy949

Oct. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I think that the game isn't hard...its the controls.

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inyourface45

Jun. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *gets hit once by a person with a bat* 5% damage *gets blown up with a huge pack of TNT* 3% damage

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souleater508

Feb. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i losed due to the fact the fat guy conrered me and would not move

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Jerome101

Feb. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I love how everyone does not care seeing you die XD

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brad1134

Oct. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) there should be a casual mode in which you are not timed

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AlexFromRomania

Aug. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I bruned my face, a microwave exploded near my head, i was punched by 3 men, and a shark ripped me into two, but i survived. By when the weasels started attacking me, i was no match for them!

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yocool126

Mar. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I died by being eaten by a shark. On the second floor. Yeah, apparently you can have an aquarium on the second floor large enough to hold a shark.

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LimeWedge

Mar. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So i go around peeing on a computer and the guys around completely ignore me, you'd think they'd notice that you were trying to kill yourself..... or at least that you were destroying company property XD

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metal4life11

Jul. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 5/5 they only thing i hate is the controls though

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Monkeyboy02

Mar. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why are there clowns in the bathroom??? O.o

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oscar01

Dec. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if this guy was on COD he would be troling!

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gochicken24

Jun. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) he was such a good man just tried to photo copy himself

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HomunculusEnvy

Jun. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I died from flaming myself in the face. Now everyone thinks i'm hot.

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TheNightlight

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) oh dont mind me guys. just sitting here in the meeting with a pair of giant scissors plunging out of my chest. you know...

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dawidkufa

Jun. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i died by being eaten by a shark but why do they keep a shark?

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Welcomematt

Mar. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died the same way I was born: screaming and covered in blood.

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pickleskins

Nov. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i also died by hearing justin beiber sing

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Supercool530

Aug. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) why can't you go into the girls washroom and have a bunch of women beat down on you?!

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njulian

Feb. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Compared to the top comments my death is pretty unspectacular; I got killed by an anvil.

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TurkeyPie

Oct. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) We all learned a important message from this game; Killing yourself in 5 minutes is hard...

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Araaon

Aug. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This guy can TRULY piss a lot.

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Dubstepking01

Jun. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died from the clown in the bathroom lol its killer clowns from outer space xD

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Amanirose

Jun. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Died using the paper cutter. Thought the shark would of done, but evidently paper cutters are more dangerous than sharks. Who knew.

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lobie8

Sep. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I almost got eaten by a shark, and i'm STILL alive! O_o

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123123123902

Feb. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) IDIOT! Your supposed to put your ass on the copy machine, not your FACE! Aww, crap. I think hes dead.

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blokkertiger

Feb. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Oh wow. This guy can pee A LOT!

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ps3god26

Dec. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i died slamming my head in a copy machine lmao

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LyosVanHuhn

Aug. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Died by copying myself xD

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Trewminalso

Jun. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Health bar will be very helpful.

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Ckk2899

Jun. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I just wanted a nice toasted trophy but the microwave blew me up

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Erinlove

Mar. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I shredded my face :P

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EDIR

Jan. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I died by getting electrocuted

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avatar for PurpleEye
PurpleEye

Jan. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If he really wanted to commit suicide he could have just gone to the meting...

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avatar for dustins111
dustins111

Apr. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I thought it would be harder to kill your self so the game is a bit short for one play through. but it would be nice to have a chance to explore the whole world and see how much damage you can do to yourself total. keep up the good work.

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roverto2000

Jun. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) One of the only games in the world where you don't respawn.

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Blunderduff

Aug. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I died because i decided to walk around with a pinata on my head. :D

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Prod_AG

Aug. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i got raped by a clown in the bathroom... where in the hell do i work?

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avatar for Arteia
Arteia

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died from a sudden WEASEL attack. o_O

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