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harry2

Sep. 22, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) after surviving a stapler in the neck, getting beaten by coworkers and committing seppuku with a pair of scissors i died by getting hit with an umbrella.

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ClaudiaT

Sep. 20, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) i don't know if it's me, ut the coworkers keep cornering me and they kill me and everything, but then, i can't go on....

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Magooa

Sep. 20, 2016

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jobo4

Sep. 18, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) i can't play

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jobo4

Sep. 18, 2016

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jobo4

Sep. 18, 2016

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bluesniper90

Sep. 17, 2016

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sepiadreams

Sep. 17, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) And I know - it's a super old game. Wouldn't mind if it wasn't part of a quest!

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sepiadreams

Sep. 17, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Trying to get the 5-Minute Games quest, but it's too laggy :-( It seriously took me a minute and a half to get from the lighter to the other thing (propane? fire extinguisher?), and I didn't interact with anyone along the way. I just kept hitting the forward arrow and watching him stand there like a lump while the clock counted down :-( Wish there was a free play mode, it seems like a fun game but not when it's timed and everything takes twice as long as it should!

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Gabuuuxa

Sep. 17, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) This is the oNLY game where I can say satisfactorily: Yay I died!

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MydizWeljump

Sep. 16, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I died watching the game load

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melodea7h

Sep. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) A gimp Dive-bombed me to death.

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rotenyu

Sep. 14, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Brb, will kms in 5 mins.

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del711332

Sep. 13, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Wow the controls are awful.

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sokob4n

Sep. 11, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) i died as a piñata

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TheBigMoist

Sep. 10, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I got clowned

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PrideStalker1

Sep. 10, 2016

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itaitui

Sep. 10, 2016

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IvanTheChemist

Sep. 10, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I nuked myself!

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Onefoe

Sep. 8, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I found the supply room and died :D

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Psykoosi

Sep. 8, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) yay i died

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KINGMICHAELX317

Sep. 7, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) That's pretty cool!

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bubblespawn

Sep. 7, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I died by electrourination!

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Abbiyr

Sep. 7, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) i loved it

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johnnycade7

Sep. 6, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Would've been funnier if he had to go to a meeting in heaven.

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MarioXPD8

Sep. 6, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) @skultech - I have the same problem. Works in the menus, but can't move.

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kvank

Sep. 3, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) that was so easy like adultswim nerf the supply room i stood there button mashing 1 minute later i was dead

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TI6212D

Sep. 3, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I almost died

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rehjunjafar2

Sep. 3, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) How come your workers came to work with GUNS..... incase someone pisses them off..... same with snakes and dynamite and chainsaws..... very odd.

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PoisonValek

Sep. 1, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Hahaha my flash froze as I was getting eaten by the shark. Other than slight lag, this game is awesome!!!

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skultech

Aug. 30, 2016

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DINDONUFFN

Aug. 25, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) wot

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Stormgate

Aug. 24, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) the shark-bite was nothing for my character, but getting a flamethrower in the face was the end for him...?

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scout2901

Aug. 23, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I died because, "Shockwave Flash has crashed." Or... at least I think I did... :-S

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teflonasdf

Aug. 7, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) There should be status bar how much beating do I have to take, like 100%.

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HiddenMagic1601

Jul. 11, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) After everything, including a clown commiting murder in the bathroom, what killed me is stapling my head.

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iromnilutin

May. 30, 2016

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kirbylover1234

May. 28, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Probaly because I pissed on the thingies and went to the washroom, and some mints in the urinal. Gee, I wonder how good my breath was when I died.

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kirbylover1234

May. 28, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Evryone's gonna wonder why I'm dead in the washroom when im covered in blood.

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RedBloodRedNeck

May. 18, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I got a pinata stuck on my and then stuck between a desk and two bat wielding employees. Had to restart the game!

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jimtron3030

May. 13, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) IMMORTALS

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ferihaiqbal

Apr. 24, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) i like this game

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epikduckofpig

Apr. 22, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Damn these controls suck

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syriarashidova

Apr. 14, 2016

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syriarashidova

Apr. 14, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) why does nobody care about seeing a worker trying to kill himself

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WhiteDevilCross

Apr. 10, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Well never thought that I'd be awarded for killing myself xD 5/5

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AoiNagato213

Apr. 2, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) "talk to the hand" what ACTUALLY comes out is a FIST

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alexchid

Mar. 9, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Random guy: "Oh, a man stabbing himself with scissors! Nothing unusual here!"

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sruff581

Mar. 3, 2016

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rap19

Feb. 18, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) sssssup

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