Comments for Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself)

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10crystalmask01

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) It's funny how the people around you are just not giving a damn... "Oh hey, looks like ____doing the usual today!"

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SerpentDrake

Oct. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I threw a trophy in an oven after being squashed by a shemale in a wrestling outfit.

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brantheile30

Oct. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I died from being hit in the face with a pinata on my head ;-;

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Rearix

Oct. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I died by snakes.

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MOUSIETHADURP

Oct. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I died by a clown... MY NIGHTMARES

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poopsack113

Sep. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) its sad that you cant go in the womens restroom

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awz0me273

Sep. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) got eaten by shark with lasers

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pakali

Sep. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Died being smashed by a holy fist HA

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XxjaminabizzlexX

Aug. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) HOW DO I DIE

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XxPandaKingxX71

Aug. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Bing... Explosive Trophy any one

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Radgon

Aug. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i died talking to computer geeks. scary

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8675039

Jul. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) for all the serious games on kongregate its nice to have some like these ^^

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LanaM4

Jul. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Haven't played this game in a while XD

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dsjafj

Jun. 29, 2014

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dsjafj

Jun. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i died from geting shot xD

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puppymiller2004

Jun. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This guy must have to pee!

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itsvictoria57

Jun. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Freshgangify

Jun. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) THE CONTROLS ARE SO IDIOTIC! WHY ARE THEY SLANTED

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SecretComing

Jun. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) supply=easy way

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rosieberry

Apr. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) awesome

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dustins111

Apr. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I thought it would be harder to kill your self so the game is a bit short for one play through. but it would be nice to have a chance to explore the whole world and see how much damage you can do to yourself total. keep up the good work.

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horsejockey

Apr. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) better badge name: Beat the DEADline

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pixelpopcorn

Apr. 2, 2014

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chicogato

Apr. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Lol, i think eating bathroom "mints" wasn't a great idea for a date... hehe...

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yuroki

Mar. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Tips how to die easily go to the elevator the room that has boxes go in it you will se a door over there enter it talk to the man and keep getting axed

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Hipermatt

Mar. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Killed by bathroom clown!!

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impling

Mar. 21, 2014

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cabe7616

Mar. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) pretty good death

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SWATLLAMA

Mar. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Death by pissing.

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Freguin

Mar. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I died after being copied to death. Well at least the office workers can have that candy now!

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starman55

Mar. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i went to the supply and asked for a pencil and he threw an anvil, dynmaite, and a chainsaw that was on. jeez people calm down

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burningBomber5

Mar. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So let's evaluate my day at the office. I talked about god's blessing to mankind. To test my faith the snakes of sin bit me. I then went to our supply office to get a new pencil.I got a chainsaw and a giant anvil. But I was happy. Because today was Pinata day. And I was chosen to wear it. Then I realised I had still work to to and went to the copy room. unfortunately I had a lapse of memory and forgot how to use the copiers. . You do slam the upper half of it repeatedly on your head to copy, don't you?I also accidently sliced my arm there, but that was minor. As midday came around I wanted to warm my meal up in the microwave. I even added in a trophy so that my food would taste champion-like. It exploded. Someone should really write instruction manuals. I then got in a discussion I didn't want to be part in. About wife-beaters. He was even so kind to demonstrate how a wife beating man would act. I felt bliss that instant as my life flashed before me. 4/5 I liked it quite a bit.

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Conmanpenguin

Mar. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) If there was a kitchen he could kill himself my stabbing himself in the heart....

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klfr

Feb. 14, 2014

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njulian

Feb. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Compared to the top comments my death is pretty unspectacular; I got killed by an anvil.

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cdixon4191

Feb. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i died,but it was wierd.i went into the bathroom stall and a clown stabbed me 0.o

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assasin188

Feb. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) if you lose there's a jumpscare

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DingoTM

Jan. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Bout time this made it to kong!

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gamelovergamers

Jan. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Not moving gltich!!!!

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lovebody

Jan. 12, 2014

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DemoWLove

Jan. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I want to kill myself! :'( WHY CAN'T I KILL MYSELF!?!??! D:

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beeble2003

Jan. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Hint: tilt keyboard to the right to match the game perspective if you’re having trouble." Hint: I'm using a laptop. Choose better controls.

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BeatPulse

Dec. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Killed by a Copy Machine. Bam Bam!

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010110102

Dec. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) anyone else getting a responsive keypad?

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Awak3n_Shad0ws

Dec. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Died by getting smashed in a copying machine

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josef733

Dec. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This game is so retarded but I love it!

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miniman493

Nov. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Are those freaking sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their freaking heads, you're the best Evil son a dad could ever wish for! - Austin Powers, Goldmember

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GameBuggy

Nov. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Keyboard controls lock up. I pend more time getting character to move in one direction than in actually seeking opportunities to inure myself. Oh! I get it! It's a metaphor to encourage me to get back to work! Lovely!

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kingdomrush96

Nov. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i want candy

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warmachine93

Nov. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Eaten by a shark...

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