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edmond321

Aug. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I find it strange that people die of tripping, but not giant cinderblocks falling on their heads :(

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Gogar

Aug. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You have crushed Dim's castle! What? No...No I didn't I only killed the people inside and its merely impossible to crush this castle.

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Jariel

Aug. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) damn i put so much effort into getting the gold medal on each castle, and when i finished the game i realized i get a mega wormhole weapon at the end where i could get every gold medal with first try

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Vanghoul

Aug. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) No, no. This isn't a 20 ton chunk of castle resting upon my head- 'tis a fashionable bonnet!

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vaen

Aug. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ya know... every once in awhile, when I play one of these Crush The Castle games... I like to actually CRUSH the castle! I do not want to spend 20 minutes trying to fling a rock in the right place, hope all the pixels are lined up right, and then HOPE that there isn't someone still alive at the end. Which is why I hate that type of rock or whatever it is that can't be destroyed, that Dim used in nearly every level s/he made!

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Balthamos1392

Aug. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Did anyone take some satisfaction in going back to some of Dim's castls and using the purple potion to destroy the damn thing?

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webgeek

Aug. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How to crush a Dim Designed Castle: Pick remote detonate cannon ball, aim straight up but not quite, press reset when you miss. Repeat as needed. I hate his castles, they are both frustrating and all have a similar design - get a perfect, almost vertical, shot to drop the ball in the hole. It's as though he took the most annoying type of shot and designed the entire game around it.

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kaiserlol

Nov. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I am generally a sensible man. But in this case I would suggest we all strip naked smear ourselves with mud and in a pagan ceremony burn an effigy of the accursed one! DIM!

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oddish

Aug. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) WHY the hell is restarting not instant?!?! With a game this fickle, that delay is severely irritating.

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pirro1

Aug. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Dim's levels made this game something you don't want it to be. We're here to play "CRUSH" The castle. Not "Strategically play Pachinko to Kill everyone inside the castle. "

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SadKiwi

Sep. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If they're laying on the floor, not moving, and completely encased in an indestructible castle with no doors, windows, or holes, why do I need to bother trying to kill them?

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mnaught

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Message to all Kings, Queens, etc.: If you are on a flaming, corrosive, or electrical platform, wave your arms like an idiot and pray to god that you get to live atleast 3 seconds longer

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01561

Aug. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How am I supposed to crush the castle if it's indestructible?

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Splitterguy

Aug. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Apparently Dim believes that the name of the game is not "Crush the Castle" but is, instead, "Fire The Perfect Projectile At The Perfect Angle as to Only Hit The People Inside, With No Damage to the Castle".

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eminrules

Aug. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ...im putting a bounty on dim's head

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Evi1M4chine

Aug. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I hit the explosives a dozen times in “Achilles”. The stupid panels fall over too. Yet the princess doesn’t die! EVER! WTF?

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jodybrai

Aug. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Want the hard badge? Beat all the castles taking as many shots as you like, then use the ULTIMATE WEAPON, the "You Win" potion, that is unlocked! Plus this so people don't die of frustration trying to get the gold the first time through!

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meeblin

Jan. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Dim? More like Dimwit, what with his impossible castles.

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RyRy22

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i couldn't kill one guy inside a castle.. and i kept piling and spamming the metal plated balls (3 at a time) and piled them up inside the base, and i was about to give up on shot 72, and i waited about 5 minutes and a piece of wood broke and all the metal balls fell on that one guy.

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coffeeaddict60

Aug. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I really enjoy Crush the Castle games. Though I gotta say...crushing the castles in this one hasn't been as enjoyable as it has been in the other ones. Definitely not the best Crush the Castle. But it still has its good features like undead mode.

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GameBuilder15

Aug. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Waiting for the camera to slowly pan back to the catapult is really annoying, especially when replaying levels. It should be possible to click to skip it.

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banana332

Aug. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Luck =/= skill.

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kashuushian1542

Aug. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Zombie mode: 39,950 cash on 7th day. FUUUUUUU-

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MOX13

Aug. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'd like to see more weapons available in the zombie mode and more than 10 days. That was an enjoyable new mini game that I wish had a longer play time.

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LordBucket

Sep. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Is there anyone who who finds these games to be anything other than tedious trial and error hoping to land on the lucky pixel?

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Tehshi

Aug. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) To get a gold medal on any of Dim's levels: Step 1: Beat Game Step 2: Return with black hole potion Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit

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reala97

Aug. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I like how the top comments here are about how much this Dim person sucks

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0Dakafal0

Aug. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Dim should look into designing mini golf courses, not castles. this is called CRUSH the castle, not take down the Death Star.

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abohunter

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) have you noticed that all of dim's castles involve getting a projectile through a small gap. seriously annoying.

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chrisjames93

Nov. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lOVE HOW THE ZOMBIES JUST FALL TO PEICES XP

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thekoolaidmanX

Aug. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i know why it's a remote bomb! it's because we all want to use one on dim.

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JoeyMoon

Aug. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *sigh* Dim needs to learn that we're crushing the CASTLE, not the people...

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cmpeisker

Aug. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So you know that leaning thing you do while bowling/golfing where you lean in the direction you want your ball to go? I just fell out of my chair trying to get a tower to fall over :(

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Daboomer48

Aug. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I wish there was a mode where you can do multiplayer in which 2 players build or load a castle on each side, each taking 1 turn per number of rounds and try crushing other ppls castle. How ever to prevent from creating indestructable castle or loading one you will have a limited number of supplys I wish they did a mode like I said :(

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fishsicles

Aug. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Psihopathis, the problem we have with Dim's castles is not the difficulty of his levels, it is that the difficulty is fake. Dim considers pinpoint clicking accuracy to be a good puzzle, when really all it is in practice is tedious; his last castle, Fire and Lightning, is easily the best of them because it can actually be solved without falling back on restarting the level again and again until the appearance of the castle is burned into your retina. In my opinion, a decent map is one that can be solved with enough thought to be interesting; Dim's "puzzles" have readily apparent answers that call for repetition rather than intelligence in their solution. Really, if the best argument you can come up with is "Dim is smart and you are dumb" you should really reconsider your position.

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Zelcon

Aug. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My god even the hard badge references Dim for being a douche.

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killer4477

Aug. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if dim ever adds anymore castles please shoot him/her/it

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FFavatar

Aug. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this game series is getting very tired...it takes more luck than skill because of crappy levels by dim...and even the new undead mode is boring as hell...and the badge doesn't work...MAKE A NEW GAME THESE ARE SUCKING!

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odddit

Aug. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) funkin hell dim why must your castles be so crap? WHY!!!???

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Winternoise

Jul. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Undead mode tip: don't buy the triple logs, they're a waste of money and you don't need them for the level or two before you can afford triple stone.

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Kayne

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Who makes a castle with protection only on it's left side? And why did we not attack this castle on it's unprotected right side?

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Samuelson123

Aug. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I saw all these comments about how Dim's castles are terrible, and I didn't possibly think they could be that bad........Wow. Those comments were a serious understatement.

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gooog12345

Jul. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 1. Play Undead Mode 2. Buy the last weapon 3. ???? 4. Profit

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Gilgi

Aug. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It'd be cool if the exploding barrels actually exploded when something like a big chunk of stone or w/e crushes it and not just the ammo.

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Doomyx

Aug. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you should rename the game into crush Dim's castle

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weltandmelt

Aug. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) tnt should be able to be set off by falling debris

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Leogg

Aug. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The undead mode has alot of king, princess and princes, but barely any soldier zombies, i guess the soldiers and peasents threw the nobility to the undead first i guess

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RightousRocker

Aug. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Despite how much Dim's castles annoy me there is the rare one or two castles I like, the rare castles that aren't made by Dim

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Kaln

Aug. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Dim, its the same concept over and over and over again. Why are there so many? Sure, one or two of his castles, but whoever put this game together made a big mistake putting so much of Dim in there.

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Danaban

Aug. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Should make a game called crush Dim. But it's in real. And you actually get to throw boulders at Dim.

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