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ElectronicPigeon

Sep. 22, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) It's called "Crush the Castle" because the goal is to pile so many wasted shots on top of the remains of a mostly-destroyed castle that the lone survivor is eventually crushed by the weight, right?

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MagicMan3K

Sep. 22, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "See that "castle" made of nothing but steel?" "Yeah you need to take that down with one shot for a gold... oh yeah and here's the pebble."

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jotabeas

Sep. 22, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Don't you hate it when one of them is balancing the whole castle in their heads and they won't die...? -.-

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jumbofatjet

Feb. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) he flies 50 feet... lands on a wooden spike..... and survives....falls over..... and dies...

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JSilvis

Oct. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I love the whole Crush the Castle series, but 98% of the castles in the players pack are just a bunch of pansies who substitute creativity with just shoving as much steel in as they can. Throw stone or a big wall in front of it and ta da. 0 creativity minus a couple castles. Goddamn steel.

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dangitsalex

Apr. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Once you crush all the castles, you get the super bomb. Then, it's really easy to get gold medals on everything.

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CarlosR215

Nov. 9, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) It feel good when the par for gold is 3 and you make it in 1 shot

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routeshell

Sep. 22, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Those days when you could actually earn a hard badge without spending half of your life grinding for it

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googoo2323

Sep. 22, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I love how the soldiers don't move, and stab each other with their swords when knocked over.

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keneticmotion

Sep. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Apparently, all you need to do to survive a catapult siege is to be shorter than the king and queen and stand in between them such as in Tower of High Wizardry, Wintervale.

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Creative1996

May. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i lol'd at the "fighting back" map :P

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Luffy1359

Feb. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I was going for a golden badge (2 shots) I used my first shot perfectly and a knight was blown away.... While I was getting ready for the second shot, the flying knight intercepted my Bomb and I lost.... Karma is a bitch

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UberSlug101

Apr. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) whats the point in starting with a triple and a single rock when its obvious your going to use the cluster

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easterwave

Nov. 9, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Do not bother getting gold or silver at the early castle levels. Your ammo will get better with each country. Once you've got the real powerful ammo, you can replay all old levels and get gold with the first throw. + for others to see

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MCL7651

Jul. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "We really wish you would've tried harder" Sorry, my three GIANT stones take 13 throws to break down a steel embedded fortress..

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sockeron

May. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) super bomb group = weapon of mass destruction

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Xinder

Apr. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) .. Some of the levels are just ridiculous. I gave up half way through and simply beat them until i got super bomb. very poor level design in some cases.

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BenjiDestoroyah

Mar. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) its so bloody annoying when the corpses of your victims and the pieces of the crushed castle form a freaking protective shelter around the survivor, which happens.... FREAKING ALWAYS! also, what happens when a falling pillar rams into another, standing pillar? topple it? crush it? nope, it REINFORCES it!

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Spikeabc

Jul. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Why is Jenkins bleeding uncontrollably?" "Because he was viciously wobbling back and forth, sir!"

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Balbanes

Apr. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results...... Thanks to the mechanics of this game, I think there is now yet another established scientific law of the Universe that needs to be revised. XD

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Medicman323

Jul. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i cheered when fort athena was destroyed

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whazzup5

Feb. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Get lightly tapped by a plank of wood...Explode in a shower of gore.

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Natester8

Sep. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Oh no I've been tapped by a stone wall! I'm dead! Oh that huge bomb that hit me right in the face? Nah that was nothing.

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ThirdEyeWild

Sep. 22, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) i was having fun until Hatsworth castle. 49 golds and one 'cheating' level to pass for hard badge.

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Cassius335

Sep. 23, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Dammit, Hatsworth Castle...

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KentKnifen

Jun. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) From now on, I'm going to abstain from using iron/steel in any more levels I create because of half these levels.

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RULER_OF_GAMES28

Dec. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I really hope the king outlaws the use of steel after this.

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dman2121

Jul. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A GIANT WALL OF STEEL FELL ON YOU HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD!!!

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Antisocial

Nov. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Actually, the same thing is happening with all levels. I get the same shots each time; either too high or to low

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bijlenman

Mar. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Really wonderful how one castle can ruin a whole game, (hatsworth)

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moltres93

Aug. 7, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) whoever made the strong tower level needs to be killed

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vonRibbeck

Nov. 9, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I have no idea how people can play this. I mean, the majority of castles is very easy, even with gold, but some of them, I even went so far as watching that damn walkthrough, managing to hit the castle exactly where it was hit in the walkthrough, and then the damn pillars just fell in a slightly different way and half the peeps survived because of that. As far as I got it, it's just random chance by now. And this is far too boring to try any further for that hard badge.

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daexion

Nov. 7, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Constantly having to reset the level because the castle is nearly invincible unless you hit it perfectly the first time gets old after awhile.

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chinedum97

Jun. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) a soldier fell from the top of the castle to the ground and didn't die then another soldier fell into him and he died okay then...

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brando12

Sep. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) if your citizen in this game touch the king you'l be a prisoner. case: murder

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Kapteindood

Dec. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) People whose castle consists of a huge pillar of steel should be dragged out onto the street and shot...

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elbarf

Nov. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why is there always that one person who just wont die!?!

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gangsta2151

Oct. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) They think that they are "fighting back". Not when I hit their cannonballs back at 'em

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bridghert

Oct. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) what a thin trojan...lol

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Undeadfury

Aug. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Completely destroyed a castle, and a soldier falls from the sky and lands on his feet UNharmed..... lol

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AND096

Oct. 5, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) For a VASTLY less frustrating time with the hard badge, just try to clear all levels asap as long you get a bronze medal. By completing every level you unlock the (one) superbomb, and you can use that to get gold near effortlessly. The three superbombs is only unlocked after getting all gold, if you were wondering.

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TwinTurbo21

Aug. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Best feeling ever: When you've just fired your super bomb group and everything lays in ruins. However, the game shows one person still left alive but you can't find them. Then you just see them falling from the top of the screen and die on impact. Awesome.

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topher_hkr

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Resistance Engineer: Well here's the problem- Your Castles are haphazardly built of wood & stone with no mortar, nails, screws or cement holding them together whatsoever.

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AlexFromRomania

Oct. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) yay i beat the last castle with only the starting projectiles....it took me 755 shots!! "too many shots. do you think that projectiles grow in trees?" lol

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intoitandout

Jul. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *new high score! Castles Crushed:48* lol there are only 50 castles everyone must be tied for first. *Checks high scores* *1st Place:600* Really?!?!

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sugarsugar

Sep. 22, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) would it kill you to throw in some physics to this game

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elbarf

Oct. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Son: "Ahhh!! I'm dying!!!" Father: "Don't be so dramatic son, it's just a wood chip!"

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goldendragon100

Mar. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Knight: "Oh, look. There's a giant trebuchet with bombs attached to it aiming for our castle. Should I go warn the king? Nah, I'm sure it won't even hit the castle." "Hmm, the bombs completely crushed the castle. Should I run away? Nah, I'm sure everyone is okay. I should keep guarding it." "Oh, boy. there's a giant bomb heading toward me. Should I move out of its way? No, maybe a wizard will come by and blast it to bits."

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6metaknight1

Mar. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) don't you hate it when they get shielded by a mountain of rubble?

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Tumalu

Jun. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The player should have more control over the physics in this game. It's difficult to aim properly even after resetting the level multiple times. In addition, there are too many levels in which people become safely nested under the castle pieces, thus preventing you from completing the level.

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