Comments for Crush the Castle Players Pack

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jumbofatjet

Feb. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) he flies 50 feet... lands on a wooden spike..... and survives....falls over..... and dies...

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JSilvis

Oct. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I love the whole Crush the Castle series, but 98% of the castles in the players pack are just a bunch of pansies who substitute creativity with just shoving as much steel in as they can. Throw stone or a big wall in front of it and ta da. 0 creativity minus a couple castles. Goddamn steel.

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dangitsalex

Apr. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Once you crush all the castles, you get the super bomb. Then, it's really easy to get gold medals on everything.

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Creative1996

May. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i lol'd at the "fighting back" map :P

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MCL7651

Jul. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "We really wish you would've tried harder" Sorry, my three GIANT stones take 13 throws to break down a steel embedded fortress..

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sockeron

May. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) super bomb group = weapon of mass destruction

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spikeabc

Jul. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Why is Jenkins bleeding uncontrollably?" "Because he was viciously wobbling back and forth, sir!"

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UberSlug101

Apr. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) whats the point in starting with a triple and a single rock when its obvious your going to use the cluster

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BenjiDestoroyah

Mar. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) its so bloody annoying when the corpses of your victims and the pieces of the crushed castle form a freaking protective shelter around the survivor, which happens.... FREAKING ALWAYS! also, what happens when a falling pillar rams into another, standing pillar? topple it? crush it? nope, it REINFORCES it!

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whazzup5

Feb. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Get lightly tapped by a plank of wood...Explode in a shower of gore.

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Balbanes

Apr. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results...... Thanks to the mechanics of this game, I think there is now yet another established scientific law of the Universe that needs to be revised. XD

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Antisocial

Nov. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Actually, the same thing is happening with all levels. I get the same shots each time; either too high or to low

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moltres93

Aug. 7, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) whoever made the strong tower level needs to be killed

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dman2121

Jul. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A GIANT WALL OF STEEL FELL ON YOU HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD!!!

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Xinder

Apr. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) .. Some of the levels are just ridiculous. I gave up half way through and simply beat them until i got super bomb. very poor level design in some cases.

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Medicman323

Jul. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i cheered when fort athena was destroyed

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Undeadfury

Aug. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Completely destroyed a castle, and a soldier falls from the sky and lands on his feet UNharmed..... lol

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chinedum97

Jun. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) a soldier fell from the top of the castle to the ground and didn't die then another soldier fell into him and he died okay then...

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intoitandout

Jul. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *new high score! Castles Crushed:48* lol there are only 50 castles everyone must be tied for first. *Checks high scores* *1st Place:600* Really?!?!

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bijlenman

Mar. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Really wonderful how one castle can ruin a whole game, (hatsworth)

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brando12

Sep. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) if your citizen in this game touch the king you'l be a prisoner. case: murder

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KentKnifen

Jun. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) From now on, I'm going to abstain from using iron/steel in any more levels I create because of half these levels.

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RULER_OF_GAMES28

Dec. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I really hope the king outlaws the use of steel after this.

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Kapteindood

Dec. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) People whose castle consists of a huge pillar of steel should be dragged out onto the street and shot...

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elbarf

Nov. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why is there always that one person who just wont die!?!

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gangsta2151

Oct. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) They think that they are "fighting back". Not when I hit their cannonballs back at 'em

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bridghert

Oct. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) what a thin trojan...lol

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unas2e

Apr. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) princess's guard tips anyone? i cant make the bottom level of guards go down >.<

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midoss

Oct. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) people these days die when anything touches them .

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TwinTurbo21

Aug. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Best feeling ever: When you've just fired your super bomb group and everything lays in ruins. However, the game shows one person still left alive but you can't find them. Then you just see them falling from the top of the screen and die on impact. Awesome.

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topher_hkr

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Resistance Engineer: Well here's the problem- Your Castles are haphazardly built of wood & stone with no mortar, nails, screws or cement holding them together whatsoever.

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AlexFromRomania

Oct. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) yay i beat the last castle with only the starting projectiles....it took me 755 shots!! "too many shots. do you think that projectiles grow in trees?" lol

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elbarf

Oct. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Son: "Ahhh!! I'm dying!!!" Father: "Don't be so dramatic son, it's just a wood chip!"

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goldendragon100

Mar. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Knight: "Oh, look. There's a giant trebuchet with bombs attached to it aiming for our castle. Should I go warn the king? Nah, I'm sure it won't even hit the castle." "Hmm, the bombs completely crushed the castle. Should I run away? Nah, I'm sure everyone is okay. I should keep guarding it." "Oh, boy. there's a giant bomb heading toward me. Should I move out of its way? No, maybe a wizard will come by and blast it to bits."

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6metaknight1

Mar. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) don't you hate it when they get shielded by a mountain of rubble?

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Luffy1359

Feb. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I was going for a golden badge (2 shots) I used my first shot perfectly and a knight was blown away.... While I was getting ready for the second shot, the flying knight intercepted my Bomb and I lost.... Karma is a bitch

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Tumalu

Jun. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The player should have more control over the physics in this game. It's difficult to aim properly even after resetting the level multiple times. In addition, there are too many levels in which people become safely nested under the castle pieces, thus preventing you from completing the level.

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goodgood16

Sep. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hatsworth castle is a serious bitch.

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Kyndryd

Aug. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Our King and Queen are the strongest in the world as they can balance AN ENTIRE CASTLE ON THEIR HEAD.

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10150626

May. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *rock touches someone at 0.03 miles per hour*: ahhh there is blood EVERYWHERE ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

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eminemboy

Mar. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) get gold on all then go destroy the levels with super bombs if u hated them for revenge

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Vizuna

Jan. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) As a king, you are to bear the weight of the entire castle on your shoulders. Literally.

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Ot4c0n

Dec. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Hartsworth Castle....son of a bitch, man...

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Noirdragon1

Oct. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) That walkthrough is crap I've spent HOURS trying to beat the Citadel and I can't hit it in the right spot and I want to put pencils in my eyes ;o;

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Jimmynewguy

Aug. 7, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Why is it that all the levels are the same at the end? There is always a bunch of easy to kill people and then one piece of crap hidden in a 9 inch concrete bunker...

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rayzorwolf

Jun. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) love this game!!!!!

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dripdrop97

Oct. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Is it just me or do you need luck not skill to win?

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brando12

Sep. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Nuclear=mass mayhem

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TheToaOfTaKoro

Oct. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I wanna know how they made it into the castles when the lightest touch from anything causes them to die a bloody death...

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owengreggans98

Oct. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) awesome game but needs good designs not these piles of crap

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