Comments for Crush the Castle

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Arkasis

Jun. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Builder, "How do want your castle built?" King, " I want it balanced on two pieces of wood."

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Hockeynut2287

Nov. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I'm not a failure for not killing the knight, the knight is a winner for balancing 10 tons of stone on his head...

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Etewen

Mar. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "How do we protect the king, sir?" "I know, have him stand on this ledge, precariously balanced above this plank of spikes." "Brilliant, sir!"

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jedimaster107

Mar. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It seems to me that a competent general would bring more than five rocks to a siege...

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benmaster545

Nov. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) general, the king died, fell over, hit the queen, and then she died.

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Trivius

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Crush the Castle, the fun physics game where the laws of physics don't apply!!

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Kapteindood

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "So, my engineers. it has been a while since we came up with the idea to sling three rocks at once. What's the next brilliant idea?" "A BIGGER ROCK!" It then took them a few weeks to come up with the idea to fire multiple bigger rocks, or the use of even bigger rocks...

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danyol

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why does the reset button not work after your last shot? Seems that's the most common time to hit the reset button...

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TwinsofMLB

Feb. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) King: "How many did we lose?" Soldier: "14, sir!" King: "And them?" Soldier: "5 rocks, sir!" King: "Ha! They're royal failures."

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4sostrander

Jun. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "I want you, trusty siege general, to crush all the castles in the land!" "Sir, those are cottages with three of your subjects living in them." "NONSENSE! THEY ARE CASTLES! CRUSH THEM!" "Okay, Sir..."

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charrrlie

Jun. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 3 seconds? I can't see the fun and my win on last level wasn't computed... Terrible idea

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Hanksoul97

Jun. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) king: well, how did the battle go? soldier: we killed all but one of them, your magesty king: YOU FOOL! you have disgraced yourself and must be banished!

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Dragonvargon

Jun. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I don't know what it is, but I can never seem to "overshoot" anything and nearly all projectiles have a max limit of "in the middle of the castle"

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timebreaker2

May. 31, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Life lesson learned form this game: if move 5 feet from your original standing position… you die. likewise, if you are simply touched by one of you own castle walls… you die.

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killzcobra

Feb. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Sir, we are almost out of spare kings and queens, I think we might want to make a castle that actually lets us fight back against the enemy.

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bigmoneymill

Jun. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ahh what a nice view the birds are flying the clouds are sailing and that rock is coming right towards MY FAAACC.....

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NicktheNinja22

Jun. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Quick, bring me my strongest weapon!" (a few seconds later) "A rock? Well if thats our greatest weapon...."

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GanonsSpirit

Jun. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why can't I just hit the reset button after I launch the last of my ammo? I don't like having to wait through the countdown.

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ninjacritter414

Jan. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "we're under attack. what should we do?" "let's just stand here and hope they miss"

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kingsolomon333

Jun. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So, why doesnt the smaller rock fly farther than the larger rock? Seems that the same force applied on a smaller object would make it fly farther and faster...

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killzcobra

Feb. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I won, there is no way the king can do a headstand much longer.

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demoExpert

Aug. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) They're shooting boulders at us! What do we do?" King: I say we sit here and wait for them to kill us.

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cmikaiti

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why is there a timer after you throw your last stone (that you can't hit reset to override)? Just let it sit there until you either win or hit reset. The quit/reset menu is useless.

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callofdutypro99

Feb. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) one rock.......... ten people dead. I like this ratio.

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aegon1

Jun. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) when the king falls really fast he will bounce

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KillerDonkey95

Jun. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) King: So your saying none of our castles are actually secured? Servant: No sir, we thought it'd be better if we just precariously placed all the pieces on top of each other.... King: Thank God we're not under siege it'd only take one catapult to wipe out the kingdom.... >.>

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Toadkid

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In court ''So your majesty, you say that the king was domesticly violent to you?'' ''Yes, he would punch me and kick me, force me to balance ten tons of brick on my head...But the worst time was...when he fell on me..''

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roadkiller2

Jun. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) (knight)"sir, we are under siege!!!" (king)"stand as still as you can, and maybe they will go away..."

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DiamondGamer55

Oct. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) SIR! THERE IS A BIG LARGE TREBUCHET WITH A MEDIUM STONE IN IT WAITING TO ATTACK! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO WE DO!? King: ISNT IT OBVIOUS!? WE STAND STILL IN A CRAPPY LOOKING CASTLE AND GET KILLED BY THE SOFTEST TAP OF A WOOD WALL FOR SOME REASON! Knight: Oh ok..

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JimTheHobo

Jun. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Sir Both kings and queens have perished, as have the 4 princesses, but don't worry, the Archer survived! We can rebuild the kingdom now that the unstoppable trebuche has been halted by a 13yr old with a stick trapped under the 2000 tonne ruins of our "Castle" has scared them off! =D

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Louiezed

Jan. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Captain of the Guard: The castel is perfect sir this thing could hold out to an earthquake. King: what about a peble? Captain of the Guard:......crap

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JarlHiros

Sep. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) They said I was daft for building a castle in a swamp. But I built it all the same! It sank into the swamp. So I built it again. That castle sank into the swamp. The third castle burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. The fourth castle, the fourth castle stayed up! And now it's the strongest castle around...until hit by flying rocks.

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happiner

Mar. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) they all died but i lost???

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DesiredKinto

Sep. 11, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I wish you could throw farther :/ Like in the second one. rofl. I can barely reach the castle in level 23

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awesomescott

Jun. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the worst way to die.... having a servant mindlessly fall on you and kill you instantly

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minecrafterlol05

Oct. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) it should let you reset when it's counting down, it's annoying to have to wait to retry

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NuclearTorpedo

Aug. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Retreating because of ammo depletion? Couldn't you just... bring in some more? They're stones, for crying out loud! They're naturally occuring!

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GINGERLIKE

Sep. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Oh my god, what happened to Wilkes?" "He fell over" "Shit, that's the third one this week"

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simsimdimsim

Sep. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "You are a royal failure and are forced to retreat" - OH NO, RUN AWAY! The inanimate enemy is going to get us because a piece of castle didn't fall onto their heads!

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equinox666

Jun. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lvl 24 is a bitch

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buster3535

Jun. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) oddly satisfying when the the ruling class pops a spray of blood like eating a grape

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The_Conspiracy

Aug. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Who says you cant kill two birds with one stone?

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retrodalek84

Nov. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "sir we've run out of rocks" "WHAT! RETREAT! WE CAN'T FIGHT THREE CIVILLIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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omark96

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Sir, they have a gigantic catapult standing outside the castle! What should we do?" "Nothing, just remember to put the king on the most dangerous place you can find" "Ehh what?" "Don't you dare question my orders!

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Sutnel

Jun. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The three little pigs each built their own house to protect themselves from the wolf. The first one built it of wood, but the great siege engine threw rocks at it and the house was no more. The second one built it of stone, but the great siege engine threw groups of three rocks at it and the house was no more. The last house was built of stone, wood, and reinforced metal and set up in such a way that were the rocks to hit it that only so many of the pigs would die. The great siege engine tried its hardest throwing combinations of bombs, rocks, and groups of three rocks, but eventually gave up because it realized that bombs are more like fire crackers.

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Harry1234114

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) you people do know that this was made b4 angry birds right? I'm tired of hearing how ths is an angry birds rip off when this was clearly made b4 angry birds.

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The_Adrenalinz

Jan. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir! the castle is collapsing! Should we evacuate?" "No! We must stand still and wait!".

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tezremus

Jan. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) had me at loadingscreen

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Katana01

Jan. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Don't move a muscle...", the king said, "the siege operator's vision is based on movement."

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knightmare37

Jun. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i hate the last level

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