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Traliduz

May. 26, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) This game is still racist.

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Veteran_Grandpa

May. 17, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Good god, castle 17 needed better level design.

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shadoron

May. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I hate how the bombs fluctuate from being able to launch a piece of wood the size of a man dozens of feet to not being able to destroy said piece of wood if it's in the way

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Traliduz

Apr. 23, 2016

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cpbuchanan8181

Apr. 17, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) ll

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fakename105

Apr. 13, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) TIME LIMITS!!!!

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jacoblove2004

Apr. 8, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Three rocks make a castle fall down... Excuse me president i have a way of taking down terrorists.

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jacoblove2004

Apr. 8, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) A stake flips up and hits the back of a knight and suddenly he's all bloody and dead *claps* You have the sturdiest men in the land king.

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MPlayer22

Apr. 2, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) King: Wa add an tax for using trebuchets -Me: To the catapult store!

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TimmyWood15

Apr. 2, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) *gets kicked in the head by a fellow soldier* *drops dead*

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MPlayer22

Apr. 1, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) That moment when you do lvl 13 with one shot, and the big stone: SNIPAH MLG 360 NOSCOPE

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BilalKat99

Mar. 30, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) the king said

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BilalKat99

Mar. 30, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) The queen is dead now i should Mary the princess

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roxsmash2142

Mar. 20, 2016

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slyvanwere

Feb. 29, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) "Sire, shouldn't we set up the trebuchet from the south, where there are no walls and we can clearly see our targets?" "...Guards, execute this fool."

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Eto02

Feb. 21, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) MEDEVAL WARFARE IS COOL

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ExtremeMinotaur

Jan. 19, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) a knight hit my trebuchet at the speeds of sound and broke it lol, next shot it repaired itself though 10/10

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JDcompy

Jan. 8, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I usually like these games. But, this version has no creativity, nothing new, and feels like no real effort or feeling went into this.

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cosmonautcowboy

Jan. 7, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Not really enough control, which makes it a lot less fun.

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BallisticLord

Dec. 14, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Insurance Salesman: Would you like to buy some castle insurance King: Why the hell would I need that Insurance Salesman: In case your precariously built should ever be destroyed. King: Precariously Built! How dare you my castle is held up by the two sturdiest pieces of wood in the world.

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fsawqqa

Dec. 13, 2015

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Biosence

Dec. 6, 2015

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0Atheist0

Nov. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) (realistic attacker) The enemy has locked themselves in their castle and they have no food, what shall we do? "Wait here and watch them starve"

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RoboStickman

Nov. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Builder: Sir, I'm going to use plaster. King: NO! Stack everything beyond physics!!

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sonichewerehog

Nov. 17, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Spent more time clicking around the preloader than with the actual game. Not sure what that says about me.

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Nippapanca

Nov. 11, 2015

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ranoao4444

Nov. 5, 2015

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adien12345

Oct. 9, 2015

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Max_Vultur

Sep. 27, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Never forget level 12. ;_;

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DoomBringerAndy

Sep. 26, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This game just got more freaking EPIC!!! with the Uruk Hai theme from Lord of the Rings. You lads should try it out while playing.

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KittenQueen715

Sep. 23, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I love how they die in midair, before they hit the ground.

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keneticmotion

Sep. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Clearly, none of these people were paying attention when the story of the three little pigs was being told. Then again, there also wasn't a Big Bad Catapult in that story.

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keneticmotion

Sep. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This is like medieval Jenga. But with catapults. And different building materials. And different kinds of ammo. And limited shots. And...actually, this is not like Jenga at all.

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keneticmotion

Sep. 21, 2015

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BlackSnapper

Aug. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I just made a castle in which the princess fell from the top of the screen on to a spike, in revenge for level 24. She didn't die.

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BlackSnapper

Aug. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Finally. After 50 odd consecutive shots at the final tower, it finally went down in one hit that was either skillfully aimed or completely lucky.

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zekezeke

Aug. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I have lost while 12/12 people are dead, because I took too long to kill them. that hurts

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spoon_

Aug. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) great game

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logaz0

Aug. 7, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Lookout: There is a trebuchet trying to destroy the castle. the west side of the castle is completely destroyed and 4 people have already been killed. What should we do? King: Just have everybody stand where they are and wait. Don't fight back. The enemy will run out of ammo and retreat.

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MasterDoubi

Jul. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) architect: so what kinda castle you want king: just f**k me up fam

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hotdoghero

Jul. 26, 2015

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Ralphhero

Jul. 26, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) i killed the king,queen,princess but not the knight im out of ammo and force to retreat why cant i attack with my leigon of horses

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Ralphhero

Jul. 25, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) wow builder made building that are crushable by small rock and touching it will kill you

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Enderman340

Jul. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) king: i got touched by a peice of wood OOWWW IM GONNA DIE

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Papa_Luigi

Jul. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I am nearly convinced that the last level is impossible.

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PixieK

Jun. 26, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Builder "How should your towers stand?" King "Well all of my knights must surround me and if even the smallest pebble hits the first tower it and the other shall topple over."

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rabidtoymaker72

Jun. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) this game crushes me emotionally

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10crystalmask01

Jun. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) That last chick chilling in the bottom on the last level...

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dakero

Jun. 2, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The original angry birds

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WillWatry42

May. 29, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) king: "Build my castle so that i can be taken down by some wood and make it very unstable" Builder " You got it sir"

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