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BlackSnapper

Aug. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I just made a castle in which the princess fell from the top of the screen on to a spike, in revenge for level 24. She didn't die.

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BlackSnapper

Aug. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Finally. After 50 odd consecutive shots at the final tower, it finally went down in one hit that was either skillfully aimed or completely lucky.

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zekezeke

Aug. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I have lost while 12/12 people are dead, because I took too long to kill them. that hurts

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spoon_

Aug. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) great game

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logaz0

Aug. 7, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Lookout: There is a trebuchet trying to destroy the castle. the west side of the castle is completely destroyed and 4 people have already been killed. What should we do? King: Just have everybody stand where they are and wait. Don't fight back. The enemy will run out of ammo and retreat.

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MasterDoubi

Jul. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) architect: so what kinda castle you want king: just f**k me up fam

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hotdoghero

Jul. 26, 2015

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Ralphhero

Jul. 26, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) i killed the king,queen,princess but not the knight im out of ammo and force to retreat why cant i attack with my leigon of horses

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Ralphhero

Jul. 25, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) wow builder made building that are crushable by small rock and touching it will kill you

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Enderman340

Jul. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) king: i got touched by a peice of wood OOWWW IM GONNA DIE

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Papa_Luigi

Jul. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I am nearly convinced that the last level is impossible.

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PixieK

Jun. 26, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Builder "How should your towers stand?" King "Well all of my knights must surround me and if even the smallest pebble hits the first tower it and the other shall topple over."

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rabidtoymaker72

Jun. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) this game crushes me emotionally

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10crystalmask01

Jun. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) That last chick chilling in the bottom on the last level...

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dakero

Jun. 2, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The original angry birds

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WillWatry42

May. 29, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) king: "Build my castle so that i can be taken down by some wood and make it very unstable" Builder " You got it sir"

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DragonFighter19

May. 16, 2015

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TurL1

May. 8, 2015

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Ocsaleb

Apr. 28, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 4/5. Would have been 5/5 if there was an option to skip through the stupid logos at the beginning.

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shadowcw

Apr. 26, 2015

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4here4

Apr. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Uh... Not sure why I need to retreat if I don't kill everyone in a few shots. Considering... they don't seem to have an army... or any ability to return fire... But whatever. I'm not a tactician. 5/5

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ChrisRedfield45

Apr. 10, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) *Throws a small stone in the castle* *Small stone falls on a maid's head* Maid: AAHH! *Dies* *Maid rolls to her side and touches a knight* Knight: *Dies* Toxic people?!

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chocolatelover23

Apr. 10, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) *Throws endless stones on top the fortification* *One small stone slips between the cracks, and rolls onto the foot of the king* "AAH!*King dies a horrible, and bloody death.* cue dramatic music...

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Fartikans

Apr. 6, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) WHAT!?!?!!? I KILLED THEM ALL (14/14) AND IT SAID I FAILED!?!!?!?!?! WHAT!?!?!

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honkk

Apr. 6, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Did the king just say D'oh ?

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jamesjam123

Apr. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) id rather use aimbot in this than call of duty

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JamesB515

Apr. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) What is going on with the last level? THE DEBRIS HOLDS IT UP

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Miss_Alice

Apr. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) WHAT KIND OF KING JUST DIES WHEN THE GUARD ON HIS SIDE JUST FALLS ON HIM.

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UDRedBlaze

Apr. 5, 2015

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Sawmog

Apr. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Frustating but Good

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JimmyObuttocks

Apr. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) my god this game lags way too much for how simple it is

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HeatedHavocFTW

Apr. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Please tell me I'm not the only victim of this: Every time it says I have 2 launches yet, when I launch one of them it won't let me launch the other, and this has happened to me multiple times.

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EroticSpork

Apr. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Outdated garbage

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twrdefender

Apr. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "Now that you've proven that castles are no match for even a single inaccurate trebuchet, your reward is a spot of land and tons of 'newly acquired' building material. Lets see some castles!"

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1Raresteak

Apr. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 15 levels of easy with 4 challenging ones mixed in. The last level took me longer to win than the other 19 combined. Negative 19 stars for the inconsistency.

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TimothyC27

Apr. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Fires bomb. Bomb slightly shakes building. Guard tips over from tiny shake. Falls into king. You win!

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nitrodog96

Apr. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) A siege tactician would really have brought more than one trebuchet and five volleys per castle.

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1penguin

Apr. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) For the last level, release the 3 bombs at the "d" in "mode". I got a one hit kill (after several retries). +1 if this helps.

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BadAzzCat

Apr. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) It's like what would happen if the cast of Monty Python designed Angry Birds.

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radiantshadow999

Apr. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir, weve run out of stones! we must retreat all the way to our castle across the world, for more rocks!"

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radiantshadow999

Apr. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "You are a royal failure" Game, your a royal jack@$$

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blackdragon99999

Apr. 4, 2015

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blackdragon99999

Apr. 4, 2015

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SoundEngineer

Apr. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "We're under siege! The walls are falling in! Quick! Stand as still as you can!"

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EthanD187

Apr. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) this game alfight

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OlivierB1

Apr. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Way too random, not enough player skill. I just end up firing repeatedly until events miraculously conspire to have the debris fall in the exact correct way that allows me to kill that one last guy in a metal bunker at the very edge of my range.

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dcriegel1990

Apr. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) can we shoot nukes outta the thing?

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jonas15hopper

Apr. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) YEA LETS PUT ALL THE ROYALS IN IRON HOUSES WITH NO DOORS OR ANY SIGNS OF EXIT........... perfect............. who do they get food dow

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antthegreat1

Apr. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Siege Master, My serf has informed me of your success and I am quite pleased. Our kingdom can live in peace another day. As a reward, I hearby grant you a spot of land where you can build as many castles as you desire. -King

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Loketta

Apr. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Doing the same level in exactly the same way 40 times. Works the 41st time because reasons. While I'm pretty sure Einstein just insulted me, this game isn't a physics game, its an infuriating RNG machine.

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