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ExtremeMinotaur

Jan. 19, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) a knight hit my trebuchet at the speeds of sound and broke it lol, next shot it repaired itself though 10/10

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JDcompy

Jan. 8, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I usually like these games. But, this version has no creativity, nothing new, and feels like no real effort or feeling went into this.

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cosmonautcowboy

Jan. 7, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Not really enough control, which makes it a lot less fun.

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BallisticLord

Dec. 14, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Insurance Salesman: Would you like to buy some castle insurance King: Why the hell would I need that Insurance Salesman: In case your precariously built should ever be destroyed. King: Precariously Built! How dare you my castle is held up by the two sturdiest pieces of wood in the world.

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fsawqqa

Dec. 13, 2015

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Biosence

Dec. 6, 2015

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0Atheist0

Nov. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) (realistic attacker) The enemy has locked themselves in their castle and they have no food, what shall we do? "Wait here and watch them starve"

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RoboStickman

Nov. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Builder: Sir, I'm going to use plaster. King: NO! Stack everything beyond physics!!

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sonichewerehog

Nov. 17, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Spent more time clicking around the preloader than with the actual game. Not sure what that says about me.

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Nippapanca

Nov. 11, 2015

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ranoao4444

Nov. 5, 2015

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adien12345

Oct. 9, 2015

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Max_Vultur

Sep. 27, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Never forget level 12. ;_;

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DoomBringerAndy

Sep. 26, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This game just got more freaking EPIC!!! with the Uruk Hai theme from Lord of the Rings. You lads should try it out while playing.

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KittenQueen715

Sep. 23, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I love how they die in midair, before they hit the ground.

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keneticmotion

Sep. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Clearly, none of these people were paying attention when the story of the three little pigs was being told. Then again, there also wasn't a Big Bad Catapult in that story.

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keneticmotion

Sep. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This is like medieval Jenga. But with catapults. And different building materials. And different kinds of ammo. And limited shots. And...actually, this is not like Jenga at all.

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keneticmotion

Sep. 21, 2015

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BlackSnapper

Aug. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I just made a castle in which the princess fell from the top of the screen on to a spike, in revenge for level 24. She didn't die.

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BlackSnapper

Aug. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Finally. After 50 odd consecutive shots at the final tower, it finally went down in one hit that was either skillfully aimed or completely lucky.

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zekezeke

Aug. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I have lost while 12/12 people are dead, because I took too long to kill them. that hurts

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spoon_

Aug. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) great game

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logaz0

Aug. 7, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Lookout: There is a trebuchet trying to destroy the castle. the west side of the castle is completely destroyed and 4 people have already been killed. What should we do? King: Just have everybody stand where they are and wait. Don't fight back. The enemy will run out of ammo and retreat.

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MasterDoubi

Jul. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) architect: so what kinda castle you want king: just f**k me up fam

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hotdoghero

Jul. 26, 2015

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Ralphhero

Jul. 26, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) i killed the king,queen,princess but not the knight im out of ammo and force to retreat why cant i attack with my leigon of horses

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Ralphhero

Jul. 25, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) wow builder made building that are crushable by small rock and touching it will kill you

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Enderman340

Jul. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) king: i got touched by a peice of wood OOWWW IM GONNA DIE

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Papa_Luigi

Jul. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I am nearly convinced that the last level is impossible.

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PixieK

Jun. 26, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Builder "How should your towers stand?" King "Well all of my knights must surround me and if even the smallest pebble hits the first tower it and the other shall topple over."

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rabidtoymaker72

Jun. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) this game crushes me emotionally

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10crystalmask01

Jun. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) That last chick chilling in the bottom on the last level...

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dakero

Jun. 2, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The original angry birds

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WillWatry42

May. 29, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) king: "Build my castle so that i can be taken down by some wood and make it very unstable" Builder " You got it sir"

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DragonFighter19

May. 16, 2015

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TurL1

May. 8, 2015

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Ocsaleb

Apr. 28, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 4/5. Would have been 5/5 if there was an option to skip through the stupid logos at the beginning.

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shadowcw

Apr. 26, 2015

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4here4

Apr. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Uh... Not sure why I need to retreat if I don't kill everyone in a few shots. Considering... they don't seem to have an army... or any ability to return fire... But whatever. I'm not a tactician. 5/5

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ChrisRedfield45

Apr. 10, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) *Throws a small stone in the castle* *Small stone falls on a maid's head* Maid: AAHH! *Dies* *Maid rolls to her side and touches a knight* Knight: *Dies* Toxic people?!

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chocolatelover23

Apr. 10, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) *Throws endless stones on top the fortification* *One small stone slips between the cracks, and rolls onto the foot of the king* "AAH!*King dies a horrible, and bloody death.* cue dramatic music...

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Fartikans

Apr. 6, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) WHAT!?!?!!? I KILLED THEM ALL (14/14) AND IT SAID I FAILED!?!!?!?!?! WHAT!?!?!

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honkk

Apr. 6, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Did the king just say D'oh ?

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jamesjam123

Apr. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) id rather use aimbot in this than call of duty

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JamesB515

Apr. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) What is going on with the last level? THE DEBRIS HOLDS IT UP

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Miss_Alice

Apr. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) WHAT KIND OF KING JUST DIES WHEN THE GUARD ON HIS SIDE JUST FALLS ON HIM.

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UDRedBlaze

Apr. 5, 2015

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Sawmog

Apr. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Frustating but Good

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JimmyObuttocks

Apr. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) my god this game lags way too much for how simple it is

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HeatedHavocFTW

Apr. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Please tell me I'm not the only victim of this: Every time it says I have 2 launches yet, when I launch one of them it won't let me launch the other, and this has happened to me multiple times.

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