Comments for Crush the Castle

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khasnashnicholas

Dec. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) fvck this stupid sht game

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L0ne_W0lf15

Nov. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Castle 6 made me gouge my eyes out.

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HEIBEE

Nov. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Best Series!

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minecrafterlol05

Oct. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) it should let you reset when it's counting down, it's annoying to have to wait to retry

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oscy3000s

Oct. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) is it me or does the kings head explode if anything is within 20cm of him

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alfsterwhite

Oct. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) It is great, and I have loved it for a very, very, very, very, very long time. Slave:" what shall our castle be like your highness" King: "I want it to be susceptible to damage from pebbles"

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x1StapleGun

Oct. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) is castle 12 some sort of analogy for 9/11?

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thst

Oct. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) too hard to demolish castle 17

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thst

Oct. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) hard, but addicting

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seegodillax

Oct. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i like this game

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DiamondGamer55

Oct. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) SIR! THERE IS A BIG LARGE TREBUCHET WITH A MEDIUM STONE IN IT WAITING TO ATTACK! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO WE DO!? King: ISNT IT OBVIOUS!? WE STAND STILL IN A CRAPPY LOOKING CASTLE AND GET KILLED BY THE SOFTEST TAP OF A WOOD WALL FOR SOME REASON! Knight: Oh ok..

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Iklaendia

Sep. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir! The enemy is attacking with only one trebuchet! Do we burn it? Do we attack them in the open before they can set up? What do we do?" "Isn't it obvious? Everybody face the catapult on this wooden outline of a flimsy castle!"

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epictoacball

Sep. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) its raining people hallelujah

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AMysticMushroom

Sep. 5, 2014

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Saekism

Sep. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) ITS ALWAYS THAT ONE KNIGHT.

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TheGamingDalek

Sep. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Sir, the guard fell off the tower, died, then landed on the other guard and killed him too.

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TheGamingDalek

Sep. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Come on. FALL ON HIM! 3....2....1.... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.............................

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TheGamingDalek

Sep. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Sir, how do we protect the queen? I know! We'll build two huge walls around her with no roof or protection! Brilliant sir!

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TheGamingDalek

Sep. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Sir, we need a castle to protect the king and queen. What shall we do? I know! We'll build the castle on top of two wooden stalks and balance it! Brilliant sir!

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Pufflet

Aug. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) A dead body somehow has the strength to hold up a giant steel wall without getting crushed flat.

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blockboy56

Aug. 3, 2014

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artyandkidflash

Aug. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i have been playing this game for as long as i can remeber

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DB888

Jul. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Try number 666: Finally damn stone filed high enough to kill King and Queen in Castle 17.

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JoshuaT183

Jul. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) When is Crush The Castle 3 coming out?

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144325

Jul. 5, 2014

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roadkiller2

Jun. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) (knight)"sir, we are under siege!!!" (king)"stand as still as you can, and maybe they will go away..."

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Mcshai1985

Jun. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) awesome game

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Kztze

Jun. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Can't I just move the catapult a bit forward? They don't have archers!

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coolcoolguy65

Jun. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) lvl 6 should be last lvl

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Kidarian17

Jun. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 24 is impossible.the lower part is impossible to move..

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timebreaker2

May. 31, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Life lesson learned form this game: if move 5 feet from your original standing position… you die. likewise, if you are simply touched by one of you own castle walls… you die.

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bjklj

May. 31, 2014

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bigbangcedo

May. 25, 2014

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syedali123

May. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) good

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AOWWSoulDrago

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) really good for strad

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JohnL139

Apr. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) These are weird architects the enemy hired...

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benedanika

Apr. 20, 2014

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CrazySci

Apr. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir, the enemy castle is completely destroyed, although we think there may be one survivor trapped forever beneath the rubble." "What?! How dare you fail me this way!?"

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MerDo1223

Apr. 13, 2014

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mrwander

Apr. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) If you build a bomb that cant break some wood and stone your doing it wrong D:

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varunbellam123

Mar. 31, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) castle 23 is too easy

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shyguyonthefly

Mar. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I didn't even do anything and it went from 5 shots to 1!

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ManuP6

Mar. 27, 2014

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zekava

Mar. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Ok, we managed to hold him off, but out of the 20 of us, we 3 are the only ones left. maybe we should find a better castle design before he comes back?" "Naaaaahh."

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max_mike60

Mar. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) game is great :D thumps up if u agree

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TGameCat

Mar. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Cannot pass castle 23

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bansal

Mar. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) how can i crush castle 17

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RyanS617

Mar. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i ripped the knigjht head os with a large boulder and he lived HOW 0.o

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trollingyomama

Feb. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i used to play this game before it was on kongregate

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bentheboom

Feb. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 1 princess survived. "You are forced to retreat. Uh-Oh, gonna be killed by a princess.

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