Comments for Crush the Castle

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CharlzDeEpiccz

May. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Soldier: What shall be build the castle out of king? King: Lets provide some ultimate security and build out of the worst wood we can find, deal? Soldier: Deal, so what shall we do then.....OH NO WE ARE BEING ATTACKED! King: Oh don't worry all we need to do is watch. Soldier: Great idea king! Gets killed by stones.

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frost4025

May. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i like this game

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LaKk_Respect

May. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Castle 19 is hard for me D:

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kille101

May. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i hate the countdown timer, just killed the last guard when the timer hit 0 ans i failed :(

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eesaislam

Apr. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) games ok.the second one is better :]

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crushtom2

Apr. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) King: They have no soldiers so lets hide in the complete open castle so we get killed by the trebuchet! Soldier: Great idea sir!.

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johnokyeh

Apr. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) French Soldier: Shall we make sure the castles falls after the last ball sir? French General: No we run like cowards!!

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SKRILLEX10101

Apr. 18, 2013

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Tytoalba11

Apr. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) that one guard...

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monkton98

Apr. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) damn u castle 24

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Creeperbot5000

Apr. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) How do you like your castle well done or rare?

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peeder807

Apr. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) A simple game, but very, very fun to play! Top marks!

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DarkPheonix12

Apr. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Wow. 20 games on the last castle and I couldn't kill em all. My sister tires. try: The all die on my first shot.

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diktaattori

Apr. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i cant beat castle 17.=(

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quinnofandor

Mar. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It's a good thing mortar hasn't been invented yet.

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ozforce

Mar. 31, 2013

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ozforce

Mar. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) General: ''fire the catapult and release on my order.... okay release!'' *big rock hits the general and he dies*

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atitongo

Mar. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I tried waiting for the castle to stop moving and then shot, the bombs didnt explode in mid-air and i cleard castle 22 in a couple of tries, (finally after fifty attempts of royal failure..)

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atitongo

Mar. 16, 2013

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flameblaze12

Mar. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) if your kingdom can be tipped over by a pebble... you need to get a new handyman

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josh_26

Mar. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I think we need to call the angry birds to complete this mission. :D

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bgkbgk86

Mar. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Fun. Upgrades would have made this good game, great.

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Tomas77

Mar. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Brotip: do not wait until shot land, shoot fast triple expliseve after another to sway the castle :)

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devries98

Mar. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) So apparently touching someone kills them in this. Imagine having a handshake. "How do y-" *dead*

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oranosskyman

Mar. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "general, we just recieved a new type of weapon far superior to our old ones" - "what could possibly be better than a rock?" - "three rocks tied together" *gasp*"impossible!!"

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putypie33

Mar. 1, 2013

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putypie33

Mar. 1, 2013

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thiswasnttaken

Feb. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir, the enemy is right outside our castle. What do you propose we do?" "We stand still until they either topple us, or run out of stone." "Good idea sir!"

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Hipnog

Feb. 16, 2013

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killzcobra

Feb. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I won, there is no way the king can do a headstand much longer.

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killzcobra

Feb. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Sir, we are almost out of spare kings and queens, I think we might want to make a castle that actually lets us fight back against the enemy.

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chaosblackwing

Feb. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) That last level _alone_ should have been enough to justify a 'Hard' ranked achievement.

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dinoty

Jan. 31, 2013

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Androka

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) on the last castle, if i could just send one of my troops to run up and shank the princess would that count? I seriously doubt she has combat training.

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Androka

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Id love to live in this world and invent screws, then just be rich for the rest of my life.

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XShadeX

Jan. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Oh look, I lost my save file. Great.

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alexxxth

Jan. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "We've destroyed the castle, killed the King, the Queen, the Princess and all the soldiers. No, wait!! OMG there's one guy left alive underneath the rubble - RETREAT!!!"

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alexxxth

Jan. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It's annoying that you only get 3secs after the final shot - effectively makes it impossible to win from it.

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JoseCarlosMA1

Jan. 11, 2013

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JoseCarlosMA1

Jan. 11, 2013

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oreo69

Jan. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Ok, so what I've fired all my rocks, why have I been forced to retreat?

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als02

Jan. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) R.I.P KING "he died from a pebble"

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als02

Jan. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) knight: sir, are castle was destroyed King: WHAT?! HOW?! knight: some dude with a catapult shot a pebble at up King: WHAT HOW IS THAT POSSABLE THAT CASTLE HAD OVER 3000 BLOCKS knight: yes but my friend put it on his head

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TTRENTON34

Jan. 1, 2013

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xwoops

Dec. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) well, on about my 30th try on castle 24... I managed to win it with 1 shot! Damn lucky hit that was

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Aidanha17

Dec. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) And finally....CASTLE 24! Well,as the last castle,I suggest we put two knights to protect ourselves.

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Aidanha17

Dec. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Castles 1 and 2-Let's brave the siege by putting only one knight to protect the castle!Castle 3-oh look,brave knights abut to attack our castle!Let's get ready to meet them!Castle 4,20 and 5 and -How about this,let's balance our castle on planks and overlook the fact that it is going to fall if hit once.Castle 6 ,13,14 and 9-Who needs knights?I am on my own!(Castle 14 I am pretty sure hiding behind a bulding with some spikes below me should serve as a good enough defense anyway!) Castle 7 and 8:They can never get us from up here.Indeed sir! Castle 10,19,21,22 and 15-(This is really not a bad castle) Castle 11-Ok,so one knight cannot protect the castle,let us try two knights! Castle 12-Alright.Let's just bring in 30 knights or so.Just build a weak building and we'll be fine. Castle 16 and 17-YOU CAN TAKE MY CASTLE,YOU CAN TAKE MY KNIGHTS,BUT NOONE TAKES MY WIFE!!! Castle 18-Ha,I win!I get the most knights! Castle 23-This strong castle will most certainly protect this weak castle.

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jediknight07

Dec. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The King: Now i want to be directly behind the castle because it will never break. Builder: what if it does? King: DO NOT QUESTION MY GENIUS!

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SkittlesL

Dec. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This king clearly took to many estimates.

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fish2397

Dec. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Castle 12 made me feel like a bad person.

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