Kongregate: Play free games online

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Wipe away the excess blood and marshmallow" is not a sentence I would ever, ever expect to read.

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ambreseah

Sep. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The relationship between me and the monitor has nothing to do with me hugging the bear. Incidentally, we will never speak of this again.

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Dameonsangel

Dec. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) did anyone else have a panic attack after the unicorn and check their facebook? O.o

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Sirk

Apr. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) OMG did this just upload me singing with a unicorn to facebook!? NOOO MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BIGBADBROT

Jun. 17, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Mommy, this game touched me where it shouldnt...

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killtation

Jul. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Did anyone else actually hug their monitor? xD

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magicgurl3030

Dec. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I dont...i dont...what did i just play...?...

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lokifrost

Nov. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Was I the only one who checked thier facebook right away to make sure the song didn't really get posted? haha scared me there for a moment.

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warriow4

Jun. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) im about to break the horn off in her head

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warriow4

Jun. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) DANG HORN WONT GO ON

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TdiWatcher101

May. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) went to use my mic*uploading to facebook*crap run away!

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Everlast314

Mar. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game should be renamed "My First Surgeries In Candy Land."

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Justin1221

Apr. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Weird game. How the heck do I hug my monitor?

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crazydog24

Jan. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) So this is what jmtb02 does in his spare time.

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manipulater200

Sep. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) im going to have nightmares tonigh about purple unicorns and stuffed bears that talk.CURSES YOU PINKISH STUFF!!

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xXEatsPieXx

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Thank god no one watched me while i hugged my computer and sang with a unicorn...

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Eaglebull

Jul. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Unicorn: Thank you! Me: Eatttt next sugar!!!

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wooh

Jun. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i found dark cut beutiful and this... well i was screaming MY EYYYYYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MY MUTATED EYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS other than that while i was reading these comment i jizzed pissed crapped cried screamed laughed and felt violated all at once.

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XxRixterxX

Apr. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) LMFAO!!!!!! cant wait to hear this again on face book xD!!!!!! ! SO FREEKING AWSOME LOL

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darksebo

Mar. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I liked Dark Cut so I thinked that this game will be ..... "normal" but when I saw the unicorn I feel kinda strange ._.

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bananaman22

Mar. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) where can i hear my mic replay?

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amelito09

Mar. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lolwut? did this game really upload the song that I sang into facebook?

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ToNightYou69

Mar. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) WTF! I understand someones making fun of dark cut but....I just want to.....do so many unpleasant sexual things 2 both of my patients. I dont think that was the point of this game...