Comments for Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go Go!

avatar for Belian
Belian

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why is everyone asking for upgrades? Does Robot Unicorn Attack need upgrades? I ask because this is the same sort of side-scroller where the only goal is to get a high score.

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ih82bathe

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) At first, I really liked this game. But after playing it a number of times, I'm not sure how I feel about it. I guess I'm not quite getting the point. . . . I quite enjoyed the music, but I think this game could benefit from it sounding a little bit more "Russian."

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thecheeser9

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Whats with jmtb02 and giraffes?

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Forbidden403

May. 14, 2011

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ReNTaReX

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) MAKE THIS GAME WITH UPGRADES!!!! UPGRADES!!! I WANT THEM!!!

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pickelsdc

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The first thing I said when I started playing was WHAT THE F**K!!!!!!!!!!

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James_Voltaire

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Sorry, but this is just boring, to get a really hig rank you need to get a very long (time wise) playthrough, after first 3 minutes it gets monotonous.

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NaYa

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Now that is a giraffe with a long neck.

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Darkkenia

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @laph ; You know how high heaven is? Well, jmtb02 goes even higher.

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xxfrozenxfuryxx

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this isin't the best game and i don't think it will get on the "Hot New Games" list, but a nice, solid game. put some work on it and it might just be that great. 4/5 from me.

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Lz_erk

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game got a 5+♥ from me for being wacky like it really meant it. Also somehow it doesn't lag my old rig; I'll chalk that up to good programming. But why do we only have the option to Twitter our scores instead of sharing them on Kong? This is a funny, easygoing two-buttoner with badge potential, so where are our jump combo and grind length scores and so on?

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Archangel2842

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Nice idea and good graphics, bit easy though, could add some explosions or something to make it harder?

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spcks14

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 5,000,000 5/5 woooooooot (the game is too simple it should get harder when you get further, still rlly enjoyed it)

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Chechubu

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I made 1,000,000 score and you give me a 3/5"not bad at all" giraffes that jump 20,000 ft and can transport soviets for 1000 kilometress in a record time is not bad at all!?

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sheaththesword

May. 14, 2011

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Zachary_Greene

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Not as good as some of your other games...Still not bad tho. I like the background graphics a lot...4/5

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Walllace

May. 14, 2011

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DragonArcherZ

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Armorgames would be nothing without jmtb02 and jimp. Lately I think he's gotten senile dementia, paranoia and been fed drugs...

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Darkshadow328

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The amazement of jmtb02...

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Mickk

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) bizzare, but fun

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Envilid

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Way too easy. The only thing that kept me from suiciding was thinking there was a highscore table. So I went to 10m for nothing.

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avatar for abyssoft
abyssoft

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I don't get it plan and simple 2/5

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avatar for LordBucket
LordBucket

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I want to like it. Loved the first one. But this feels unfinished. Good music, fun premise, adequate graphics, but there's just not enough to do and too much time to do that not enough in. The first game was simple, but shorter, so it gave you less time to get bored. This one is about the same complexity (two keys, and jump timing instead of avoiding things) but it just keeps dragging on with nothing new happening, whereas the first one was short and fast, and had checkpoints so you weren't doing the same thing repeatedly.

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SalmonQuest

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Refuling rockets...

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psychocw

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In Soviet Russia, giraffe rockets you! Wait, what do you mean this IS Soviet Russia?...

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Danaroth

May. 13, 2011

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dsadsadsa

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) feels like half a game...play it twice and never again

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sygogg

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) mine dosen't load at all

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A_happyman_xD

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Upgrades Upgrades!! i wanna a buy a nice sunglasses =(

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blakstor

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wheres the upgrade?

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avatar for jstaylor
jstaylor

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) is 1m any good for 1st try?

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LlamasAtWork

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lol, Jtmb02, you are getting crazier and crazier.

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theessence

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) One of those games you only play once. .. but still extremely legit.

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BrothersOfMAYHEM

May. 13, 2011

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itachiwalksalone

May. 13, 2011

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Blackclaw

May. 13, 2011

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Blackclaw

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A game doesn't need upgrades to be good. Frankly, I prefer the concept of being able to do spectacular on the first try, without having to level up a million different stats. This game is much better than the "meta" games Jmtb02 has put out in the past (especially with the art/effects), and I hope to see more of that in the future. :)

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zarck

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the only reason this game dosn't have 5 stars is because of people like dgk315 who have shitty computers that don't load the game and don't wanna admit it so they rate it 1/5

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dgk315

May. 13, 2011

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Weredeer

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Best. Giraffe. Ever.

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avatar for dexman777
dexman777

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Some upgrades could make it better, but still 5/5.

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oogahboogahboo

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Soooo awesome *-*

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avatar for Kanenden
Kanenden

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Gomu-Gomu no Rocket Giraffe Punch. The Ultimate mix of genre. As usual, a jmtb02 game is surprising, fun to play, and simple ! Visual bonus, you ask ? Jimp art. Now, all we need is a nerdook/jmtb02 collab. Anyway, thanks for the game !

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GeneralWhiskers

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Launch could have been better..." O_o I jumped, made my neck burn, and you give me 2/5? D:

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avatar for Sporelord
Sporelord

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is the chuck norris of snow-burning, rocket power, super-necked girrafes!

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Omicron777

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In Soviet Russia, giraffe... rocket... jump... grind... you!

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avatar for fropps
fropps

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Really cool fast paced simple game, love it.

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ihatethiswebsite

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) cool game 5/5

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coolsoandrew

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this is amazing 5/5

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avatar for Jcmccoy
Jcmccoy

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Never ending neck, starts fires on snow through grinding, and has rockets strapped near his head. What is it? It's the best giraffe EVER.

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